theCHIVE@theCHIVE

Bringing you the best of humor and humanity. KCCO. | Follow @TheChivery, @ChiveCharities, @ChiveNation, @LONGSHOTSCAST, & @EnterTheShack_!

 Austin, TX
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Joined February 2009
Guy wakes up from surgery, asks to see nurses tits 😂
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Cystic Fibrosis patient finds out he’s getting new lungs.We're happy for you, Kevin!! 🎉 [via IG/mikey5d]
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somebody's getting fired...
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OMG watch this dog take itself sledding
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Wow @pottermore @jk_rowling too soon
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this is the greatest thing i've ever seen
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Here are our 10 MOST POPULAR VIDS of 2024 from our TikTok account. 🧵
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Nothing will keep me from the weekend. nitter.app/theCHIVE/status/677594…
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Shaun White just won ANOTHER GOLD. Never forget the then 19-year-old's epic save after winning gold back in 2006 - "I'm talkin about Mountain Dews, baby!" #Olympics
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We met up with @dylanobrien for some tactical gun drills in honor of #AmericanAssassin, in theaters TONIGHT! @VinceFlynnFilm #ad
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.@VancityReynolds tweets like no one’s watching (His top tweets here: l.thechive.com/gWBeUp)
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This is how it starts.
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when she says she only dates good boys
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Replying to @PopCrave
i’ve reread this sentence 7000 times 😵‍💫
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We asked @ufc titan Khabib Nurmagomedov to break down the plots of popular romantic comedies. Not sure what we expected… #UFC209 #sponsored
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Do you derp as hard as @ChloeGMoretz?
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the perfect girl doesn't exi-
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“ALL STAR” BY SMASH MOUTH (played on calculators)
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Dog only sings to Tennessee Whiskey 😍
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🔊*SOUND ON*🔊 This dog does an amazing impersonation of Fergie 💀
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greatest. magic. trick. EVER.
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STOP EATING TIDE PODS
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RIP Robin. Your humor brightened all of our lives.
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This dad doesn't tolerate his son's bullying
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Warming up for #TheMasters with @PaigeSpiranac! @williammurraygolf
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Loot, Shoot, Live, Die, Respawn and Repeat. It's all in a day's play for @PUBG players! Ben and @megturney have teamed up together to go through the ringer of @PUBG’s ultimate battle royale experience… but in real life. 🍗 BUY PUBG FOR PS4 HERE! store.playstation.com/en-us/…
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WOW watch this firefighter save a life by snagging a suicide jumper out of mid air!
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She took his man card and his soul 😂
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Wow. The world needs to hear this powerful message from Keaton Jones, an amazing young man from Tennessee who's had to deal with bullies at school. Keaton, the world needs more people like you!
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The mailman is trying to seduce the housewives again
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RIP Tom Petty
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the dance of my people. the liver dance.
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#fuckcancer
Jeopardy!
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even the reporter can't handle it 💀 #420day
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*listens to Darude’s “Sandstorm” once*
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OMG watch this baby's adorable reaction to putting on his first pair of glasses [via @JukinMedia]
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RIP to Marine Corps legend and actor R. Lee Ermey. March 24, 1944 - April 15, 2018.
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This kid is cooler than you.
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I’ve lost control of my life.
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“I’m high as balls…wanna see my special talent?”
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that bucket should be full 😲nitter.app/mattwhitlockPM/status/…
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When you walk in the living room, but your parents have friends over. nitter.app/theCHIVE/status/662305…
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what an amazing dog
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K9 officer's first day undercover as a good boy
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Just a friendly reminder to wash your hands 👐
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this bird takes no bullshit
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Video of the decade. (Wait for the ending.) nitter.app/Ketflix_Pills/status/1…
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I like to think Sean Connery and Alex Trebek and having a drink right now. RIP
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Bust out the Mariah Carey because IT'S DECEMBER 1ST

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RIP Norm Macdonald, a true original.
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this 💩 is hilarious 😂
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holy shit @Wendys
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Here are our 10 MOST POPULAR VIDS of 2024 from our Instagram account. 🧵
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On #NationalSuperheroDay, our hearts belong to #Deadpool.
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This cat is back to haunt our dreams again. @MichaelRapaport @iamrapaport @wilfred_warrior
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Minnesota has the best field goal distraction in football, (Full Story: l.thechive.com/jAXaH7)
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Replying to @KnivesOut
I kinda like it tbh
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RIP Anthony Bourdain. Gone far too soon.
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probably the best yoga video ever
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can i get a HELL YEAH?? 💚💚💚
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when the bartender yells “last call!"
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It fucking helps.
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Love this interaction @VancityReynolds
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KID: So what's it like being an adult? ME:
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the perfect girl doesn't exi- OMG WTF
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Tasha might be the sneakiest puppy ever 😂
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What a moron.
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This waitress ain’t taking no sh!t from a groping douchebag
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wait fore it
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someone please find this woman ASAP so I can propose to her
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We have the EXCLUSIVE @SuperTroopers 2 trailer drop with the guys from @brokenlizard right MEOW!
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Sunday night vibes (IG: wilkejen)
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When your girlfriend goes to Target
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when the brownies kick in
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THE "DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN" 😂
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June 6, 1944. The fearless Allied Forces stormed the beaches of France, forever changing the course of history. Freedom isn't free — never forget that. #DDay
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when it rains, it po--OH FUCK
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name that movie 👇
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consider the jam pumped 😎 @damienrobi

'Pump up the Jam' by a one man band

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my medicine 🩺
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Meet the queen of the "titty twerk" @littlewildthingg
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Her reaction to wasabi 😂
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ME: I’m taking it easy tonight. ME: *5 minutes later*
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10ft snake call? NO THANKS 😂🐍 || IG: ofc.gaines_714
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wisdom
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i'd like to enroll in a class please nitter.app/Marcellomj/status/1172…
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When someone tries to talk to your best friend
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This might be the best #WhatTheFluff I've ever seen... ❤ (via @jukinmedia)
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The perfect girl doesn't exi- IG: hannahbarron96
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Father of three Larry Nassar victims demands justice by his own hands
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I can’t stop watching 😂
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Beer me.
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Momma came in HOT 😂
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okay the olympics might be getting a little out of hand at this point...
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some... 🔊TURN YOUR SOUND ON🔈 ...BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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You’re gonna need a bigger float. nitter.app/theCHIVE/status/629392…
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Happy birthday to the man, the myth and the legend.
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Sunday nights with Jen feel oh so right (IG: wilkejen)
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