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I gotta start using this account to get free shit, right?
this is why we play the game
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while I'm here @XBOX you got any more of them translucent 25th anniversary ones left?
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so @fl0m what's a guy gotta do to get some FML 2 tickets? They sold out while I was sleeping
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Hey @emirates how about you getcha boi a seat upgrade next time I'm flying back to beautiful Dubai?
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why the @duolingo owl lowkey kinda thicc tho?
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how am I supposed to get anything done today @valvesoftware I miss my VR waifu
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I got a vasectomy in 2022 and with this economy, it might be the best decision I've ever made
Follow me for more financial advice 📈
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I grew up on food stamps and now I'm literally getting paid to shitpost and watch Counter-Strike ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE THANK YOU PAVEL FOR BELIEVING IN ME NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS
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Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.
Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.
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hey can I have like 50 bucks? @elonmusk
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