ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: Ivo Graham holds his head in his hand, standing next to the large white Greg statue in the taskmaster garden.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Ivo sits with his head in his hands in the taskmaster caravan.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Ivo stands again, with his head in his hands in the taskmaster house.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Ivo is in the caravan again, sitting with his head in one hand, with the task and 6 sand timers in front of him on the table.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: In the Taskmaster studio, on the screen is an image of an unwound cassette tape. Rose Matafeo says “Look at that, and the most craziest, most stressful thing is that on that tape, I recorded who actually assassinated JFK.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Greg Davies says “you recorded it, but then you just forgot?” Rose responds “I forgot, yeah.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Jo Brand says “It wouldn’t be stressful if it was like, say, A Peter Andre album, would it?” She continues, “Unless Peter Andre, by some weird chance, assassinated JFK.”

ALT Taskmaster 4/4: Greg responds “Oh, I’d love it if Andre was responsible.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/2: Fern Brady is outside the taskmaster house. In front of her are three metal blue barrels. On top of one of the barrels is a pile of potatoes. Alex Horne is off-screen, he asks Fern “Do you remember these things?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/2: Fern asks “Wait, did i meet these potatoes before?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: In the taskmaster studio, Greg Davies says to Sam Campbell “Sometimes I think I’d like to wear you in a little papoose.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Sam replies “Sometimes I’d like to cover you in oil, and, er, hoover up the house..”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Sam continues, “and empty it on your, erm, your writhing, oily body.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Greg smirks and says “Oh, yeah?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/3: In the studio, sounding confused, Mae Martin says “My parents genuinely got me a pogo stick for Christmas.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/3: Mae continues, “I’m 35 years old. I was like, ‘oh, what should I do with it?’”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/3: Mae continuing, “And they were like, ‘bounce around with your friends.’”

ALT Taskmaster sceencap 1/3: The taskmaster house living room is set up like a hotel reception. Julian Clary stands behind the fake reception desk. Alex is standing in front of it wearing nothing but a dressing gown and slippers. Alex asks Julian “Why is your colleague playing the French horn?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/3: Julian responds “She’s French.”

ALT Taskmaster screenshot 3/3: Lucy Beaumont is wearing an apron, walking around outside the taskmaster house awkwardly blowing a French horn.

ALT 4 screencaps from different episodes of Taskmaster series 11. Screencap 1/4: Mike Wozniak is sat in the studio. His hair is partially shaved and styled into a mohawk. Mike says “Then it’s Mr Tough Guy time.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Mike is now in the Taskmaster garden. He’s holding multiple bamboo sticks flimsily tied together with tape. He says “it’s bamboo time.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Mike is in the lab in the taskmaster house. He stands at a table with a chopping board, glass bottle, and banana on it. Holding a sharp knife, Mike reaches for the banana skin and says “skin time.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Mike is in the taskmaster studio, he says “Yeah, big time chat fuel time.”

ALT Taskmaster Screencap 1/4: Susan Wokoma is blindfolded wearing some goggles. She says to Alex Horne behind the camera “I trained at RADA”

ALT Screencap 2/4: On a different day, Susan is sat at a table in the Taskmaster house. She says “I think we can incorporate some drama. I went to drama school, so we should make use of that money that I spent.”

ALT Screencap 3/4: On another day, Susan stands in the Taskmaster garden. She says to Alex “I’m actually quite good with a sword.” Alex asks from behind the camera, “Why?” Susan responds “Oh, cause I went to drama school.”

ALT Screencap 4/4: On another episode, in the taskmaster studio, Greg sitting in his throne says “let’s see RADA now, because I know this time, I’ve foiled RADA.” Susan is standing on the stage with the other 4 contestants, she is either hiding a pineapple behind or, or she isn’t. Alex says “Greg said she’s got a pineapple. Susan, do you have a pineapple?” Susan reveals that she in fact doesn’t have a pineapple and sings “30 grand, baby!”

ALT 5 screencaps from Taskmaster series 14: Fern Brady says, “The thing is, he’s extremely passive aggressive, so he does a lot of things like goes ‘Hmm’ under his breath”.

ALT Alex Horne gives a look to camera, as Fern continues, “A very English brand of passive aggressive”.

ALT “.. that just makes me want to be violent to him.”

ALT Alex looks down, trying not to smile. End.

ALT 4 Taskmaster screencaps from different series’. 1/4: Bridget Christie stands in a field wearing a blindfold. Alex Horne stands behind her holding a clipboard. Bridget says to Alex “Oh, my god, you absolute twat face.”

ALT Screencap 2/4: Sue Perkins stands in a field, Alex is in front of her, holding a clipboard. Sue says to Alex “You prize anus!”

ALT Screencap 3/4: Lee Mack sits on a picnic bench in a field. There is a stationary plane behind him. Lee puts his head in his hand and says to Alex who is off camera, “Oh, you bastard.”

ALT Screencap 4/4: Jenny Eclair is in the taskmaster lab sitting at a table with various items on top. Alex sits opposite her, although he is off camera. Jenny has a rubber band wrapped around her head. She says to Alex “You fucking weird freak.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/2: Charlotte Ritchie is standing in the taskmaster studio on the stage. She has her eyes closed and her fingers in her ears.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/2: Charlotte opens her eyes and lowers her hands. She says defeatedly, “I don’t know how to do maths.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/3: In the taskmaster studio, Greg says “All right, Julian Clary, hello.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/3: Julian Clary replies “Hello, there.” Greg asks, “How are you?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/3: Julian replies “I’m bearing up under the strain, thank you.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: In the Taskmaster studio, Bridget Christie says to Greg Davies “I wanted to find something out from your childhood that even you might not have remembered.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Judi Love says, “Oh, you need a therapist for that, babes.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Alex Horne says to Greg “yeah, she did try and contact your GP amongst other people.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Greg turns to camera with a smile of shock and amazement.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/3: Katy Wix enters through a door in the taskmaster house. She is wearing jeans, a black long sleeved top, a neon yellow high visibility jacket and a yellow hard hat.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/3: In the studio, Greg Davies says “you chose a very practical outfit for this series.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/3: Katy responds “Yeah, I wanted to be fun, safe, and visible.”

ALT 4 Taskmaster Screencaps - 1/3: Steve Pemberton is outside wearing overalls. He is painting on a garden fence. He asks, “Private parts?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Nick Mohammed is on the other side of the garden fence. He responds “Big ones.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Steve asks “Legs akimbo?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Nick says, “Yes please.” Steve and Nick continue to paint things on their opposite sides of the garden fence.

ALT Taskmaster Screencap 1/2: Outside the Taskmaster house in the garden, John Kearns points at an aerial attached to the caravan. Sounding confused, he asks Alex “Is that like a ladder to something?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/2: Standing nearby, Alex asks “The TV aerial?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/3: Mawaan Rizwan stands in the taskmaster house garden. He says “You didn’t mean ‘overflowerth’ in like, a metaphorical way?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/3: Alex answers off camera “How would that work?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/3: In the Taskmaster studio Mawaan says “I was quite metaphorically hungover that day.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/1: Greg sits on his golden throne in the taskmaster studio. Making eye contact with the camera he says, “I was trying to start a heated debate but no-one gives a shit.”

ALT Taskmaster Screencap 1/3: In the taskmaster studio, Greg says, “There’s just lots of stories, imagining Alex and I as lovers online.”

ALT Taskmaster Screencap 2/3: Alex reads from his iPad, “Some of the titles are: ‘I wanna Ruin Our Friendship’, ‘Filthy Little Ferret’, ‘Tenderness’.”

ALT Taskmaster Screencap 3/3: Alex continues, “Master of the Tasks”… Greg interrupts, putting his hand on Alex’s arm. He says “Hang on, let me just enjoy ‘Filthy Little Ferret’.”

ALT Taskmaster Screencap 1/2: In the taskmaster house, in the lab, a bright yellow jelly sits on a board on a table. Frankie Boyle is looking down at the jelly.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/3: Frankie’s hands are flat on the table, he’s staring down at the jelly. He says, “I’ve been gripped by an overwhelming sense of crisis.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: Kiell Smith-Bynoe is sitting at a table in the taskmaster house. He’s holding a tiny basket with an inflated blue balloon attached to it. Kiell asks, “how heavy’s the water?” For context, Kiell is asking about the weight of water in a river. The task was “make the fastest egg boat”.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Off screen, Alex Horne answers, “Pardon?”. Kiell asks again, “How heavy will the water be?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Alex responds “You’re asking me how heavy the water will be?”. Kiell begins to smile.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Kiel says “Yes. What is the weight of the water?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/5: Alex Horne, sitting in his taskmaster chair in the studio says, “Lolly, Mainly prawns and frankfurters.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Lolly Adefope says “I actually quite liked mine.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: With a confused expression on his face, Alex Horne says “Yeah, you ate for six minutes. You didn’t have to.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Lolly Adefope and Greg Davies burst out laughing.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: Joe Thomas is outside surrounded by picnic tables. The picnic tables have black bowls on each of them, placed upside down over a hole in the table. Joe says “it feels a bit pervy looking up… the bowl.” He continues, “I mean, I don’t know, I’m just going to do this.” He reaches for a bowl to lift it up.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Joe lifts up the bowl to find an apple underneath it.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: In the Taskmaster studio, Greg looks confused and amused, he says to Joe “Joe, you seemed to feel guilty about perving on an apple.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Joe sheepishly smiles and says “yeah.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/2: In the Taskmaster studio while on the stage, Munya Chawawa says to John Kearns “Come on, put some vim into it”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/2: John replies “What do you mean “put some vim”? I’m letting go of a balloon.”

ALT Taskmaster Screencap 1/3: Susan Wokoma stands in the taskmaster garden next to a sword in a stone. She says, “I’m actually quite good with a sword.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/3: Alex asks Susan, “why?”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/3: Susan replies “Oh, cause I went to drama school.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: Ed Gamble is in the taskmaster garden. Using a handsaw, he begins to saw a small yellow rubber duck.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Ed continues to decapitate the yellow rubber duck with the handsaw.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Later, in the taskmaster studio, Ed says “Destroyed the duck.”

ALT Taskmaster Screencap 4/4: Ed continues, “buried it in two separate locations so it can’t haunt… haunt me.”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: Nish Kumar is walking across a sandy beach with blue sky behind him. He is wearing a black suit and sunglasses, coming into focus of the camera.

ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: In the studio, Greg says “Nish, if you don’t mind me saying..”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Greg continues, “you’re an absolute dreamboat in that footage.” Nish responds, “It was… (pause) a hot day…”

ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Greg says “Yeah, tell me about it”, whilst smirking, as Nish continues, “… to be wearing a full suit.” Nish and the audience bursts into laughter.