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Chicago and Detroit
i get my nails done at JSTOR
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Replying to @cheddahz
it’s so confusing sometimes to be a “straight white guy”
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Replying to @liIpochaco
isn't that what our use of the word canon was derived from
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Replying to @transit_simp
actually chicago is just evil benton harbor
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Replying to @castletongreene
it’s because everyone’s obsessed with finding some way, however trivial it may be, to blame the ukrainians for what they’re going through. it’s just fucking stupid
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gotta start using claptrap more
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nothing is more tense and awkward than going to a japanese restaurant without knowing how to use chopsticks i swear all the waiters are just judging me wallah its so awkward
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when you thought you did well on a test but the teacher passes it back and you got a 63%
No matter how successful you are there will always be people finding everything wrong with you and your hard work.
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when a teacher sees me check the time on my phone in class
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people get big on tik tok and forget who they friends are😔
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Replying to @thechosenberg
actions have consequences. sue the kid for all he’s got
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all of this is entirely unnecessary and it’s killing me that these people would rather have us walk backwards than focus on investing in greening our modern comforts
Replying to @aashisjo
Washing clothes by hand is also tiring work if you have a load, but it’s still physical activity & exercise. We spend time in the gym & running outside to keep fit; would it be so bad to devote some of that time & energy to washing clothes by hand? 5/
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Wahyat allah it looks like siberia outside why can’t they cancel classes
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this weather got me excited for when global warming turns michigan into a coastal state
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wallah ice mountain is better than dasani no argument
Alr we gonna settle this once and for all. Rt for Ice mountain Like for Dasani
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hamdillah i was worried
If you're reading this, you're going to be a successful black woman.
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Wallah please drop out next
.@KamalaHarris has spent her career advocating for the voiceless and the vulnerable. I am grateful for her leadership and the courage she brings to the Senate and the national debate. I know she will continue to fight fearlessly on behalf of the American people—and our democracy.
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Waited outside for a bus so long my hair froze and this man decided to cancel class I’m about to die
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Would I get in trouble with my mom if I tried to play Billie Eilish at my wedding
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1) 136 nations recognize palestine as a country 2) Nelson Mandela was listed as a terrorist until 2008, so maybe the government might not be the best source 3) Yasser Arafat condemned the 9/11 attacks along with most palestinian leaders
1) Palestine does not exist. 2) Hamas is listed as a terrorist organization by the State Department. 3) the 9/11 terrorists based their attack off of Yasser Arafat's methods You really are the dumbest of the Cuomos.
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u know u grown up if they dont ask for a parent when u get samples at costco
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why is the msu federal credit union putting up ads in chicago
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Replying to @IsraeliPM
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found an old id card years ago showing it
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thoughts and prayers for our socialist fuhrer, who is survived by his wife “dr” jill and his son hunter, who is involved in the drug trade
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shoutout to dearborn and pcep police for getting pulled over twice in one day
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is it just me or does this week feel like its taking forever
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bloodsoaked hands
Most beautiful place on earth, glad its in good hands 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 #israelforever
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detroit reporter having the source tells me what i’ve known all along. we all better get ready for vice president joumana kayrouz
EXCLUSIVE: Source close to @KamalaHarris camp tells me she has made her decision, and the VP candidate has accepted the position of running mate. Stay close as we learn who it is.
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physics grade drops to 78 "grades last updated 12/15/2017" say wallah i wont have a talk
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Replying to @Crisis_Director
east timor somehow had a yemeni muslim pm like 20 years ago
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me when i get my little brother to give me a second sample at costco
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besides the fact that lebanon looked like this last week and it’ll hopefully still look like that after israel’s bombings stop, it’s really weird and gross how obsessed you guys are around the way middle easterners dress
Lebanon was living in peace and tranquillity in 1976 and then came Hezbollah.
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every single time this fucking idiot shows up on my feed it’s because she’s made the dumbest take i’ll see all day.
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this is just campist bullshit. the israelis gave them nothing, but even if they did the ukrainians need weapons at the end of the day. “It has donated 1000 tonnes of flour though” i mean seriously?
'Zelensky has been a vocal supporter of Israel and since Russia's invasion of Ukraine in February 2022 has repeatedly called on it to provide it with material support and reminded Tel Aviv of Moscow's 'alliance' with Iran'. *It has donated 1000 tonnes of flour though.
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fascinating how it’s (broadly) people who aren’t lebanese calling for sectarian violence…
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Replying to @Uncle_Adamm
My bad I don’t speak broke, talk to me when you get Louis Vuitton earbuds
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Replying to @yous_clues
imagine being employee of the month on the month your quitting
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should a woman be allowed to stop her husband from posting online? if he is an imbecile obviously
Should a man be allowed to stop his wife from getting a job? If he is earning well obviously
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if the earth is round then why dont australians fall off?????????????
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in college they can grade 1200 exams in one day but in high school it takes a month to grade a quiz wtf
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i see jelly belly doesn’t have a twitter. they are cowards - afraid of a storm of dissatisfied customers. they’ve been around for 154 years, and they have yet to discontinue their buttered popcorn flavor. they will soon be crushed under the weight of their sins, inshallah
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Replying to @avatardmp
What’s she gonna do not show up😂
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Sorry, but another thing: I’ve said it before, but the Israelis have never had any intention of allowing a Palestinian state. The “two-state solution” is, and always has been, a lie and a means for Israel to continue its occupation…
The Israeli's "day after" plan is a complete denial of Palestinian agency. With no self-reflection, it seems that Israeli policy is built on the idea that "We've been so nice to them, how could they hate us? It's the schools."...
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how is this shooter running around a campus this size without being caught? the union to IM east is like a 30 minute walk. they gotta check the forests behind east campus
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Even if it were true (it’s not) that the millions of Palestinians around the world have contributed nothing, that wouldn’t justify a single one of the massacres committed by the IDF in Gaza.
Name one thing invented by Palestinians, without Googling.
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jesus was actually from dearborn and attended hfcc but you’re not ready to talk about that
"Jesus was a Muslim" "Jesus was from the Middle East"
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this guy btw
No he was not, Jesus was from the Levant, and the proof is that this is what 3ammou Joseph looks like
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Replying to @chi_urbanist
lol chicago has enough umich students already
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how long until you fucking idiots realize that this is putin’s, what, 200th red line?
WWIII: The Biden-Harris regime has decided to cross Russia's redline and allow long range missile attacks. These attacks could take place as soon as this weekend but I suspect they won't start until October. Why has the White House decided to take this risk just two months before the presidential election? Would a nuclear war help Kamala Harris in November? Would they be able to suspend the election? I'd love your thoughts on this. @RealAlexJones @ggreenwald @KanekoaTheGreat
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people who are poor, people who are mentally ill, and “people” who are french
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“i fucking hate indians” -> 100k likes?
My gym is full of Indian men. Great. Now I have to compete with them for the 10-pound dumbbells.
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no we’re drowning in it. braindead conspiracies are basically the norm now
Isn’t it strange that Qanon disappeared overnight?
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Fun fact! The Egyptians were so stunned by Fairouz’s beautiful voice that they built the massive structure in the background in her honor.
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no please put it away i’m begging you guys
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wallah im voting for whoever abolishes the sals tax
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trying to send an email with an excel sheet from my computer off a hotspot just outside of “Climax, MI”
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poor guy learned his lesson from the last time he tried to have fun and fled the country
I’m really enjoying my special weekend in Augsburg, Germany where I was born.
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oh but when i spend 10 hours on my phone it’s an “addiction” and makes me “difficult to talk to”
Kamala Harris reportedly spent 10 hours on the phone yesterday working to lock down nominations. We're going to get a candidate capable of doing something for 10 hours straight. A new day has truly dawned
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it’s not even only the moral inconsistency that gets me. this is just disgraceful
Craziest (and most infuriating) chart I saw this past week: Germany's monthly exports of goods purportedly to Kyrgyzstan. From @robin_j_brooks.
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Replying to @castletongreene
their whole thing has always been to support russia no matter what. i’m sure, then, that they were made aware of georgia when russia invaded in 2008
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it very clearly has resulted in cheaper goods. moreover, if moving manufacturing to china, mexico, etc. wasn't going to result in savings then manufacturing wouldn't have moved
Vance suggests sending manufacturing off to China hasn't resulted in cheaper goods. No, it definitely has.
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“not a genocide because some of our guys died”
Eight Israeli soldiers have been killed in Rafah. It shows how idiotic all that nonsense about genocide is. If Israel wanted to genocide Palestinians they are hardly likely to put their soldiers in harms way. They could wipe Palestine off the map without stepping foot there.  In truth (and the numbers prove it) there has never been a war where one side has made more effort to avoid civilian casualties than Israel has - and against all the odds given how determined Hamas is to maximise civilian deaths for propaganda purposes  timesofisrael.com/liveblog_e…
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Btw if you guys can make me get big so I can forget who my friends are it’s @crownvics313
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this is almost all pretty good? yes you can argue that the anti-free trade stuff is stupid but reading through this and putting the reactions of the “end wokeness” types into context is fantastically funny. they’re literally just normal socdems
🇫🇷I see a lot of misinformation about the programme of the French left-wing NFP alliance that just finished first. Here's an overview of their key policies: 🇺🇦Support military aid to Ukraine 🇵🇸Recognise Palestine as a sovereign state + support ICC/ICJ cases against Israel/Bibi
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yousaf arrested sturgeon himself actually
Well done Humza Yousaf. SNP reduced from 48 seats in 2019 to 8 seats in 2024.
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“they cannot even truck the aid in because the place is too savage” Who’s too savage?
The GAZA Strip is such a lawless terrorist Islamist sh*thole that Western nations need to air-drop aid into it like a Survivor episode - they cannot even truck the aid in because the place is too savage. That's all I see in these vids.
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