She got more Spotify followers than my fat cousin who’s been making beats for 3 years
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You had a full ride scholarship to swagmonkey sexual harassment academy and you threw it all away
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3 ancient Chinese tips for jerking off
1. 上帝保佑金山和銀山千路。
2. 上帝煽動不要在世上戰鬥。
3. 上帝告訴我，我這輩子永遠不會失去我的善良。
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You’re obese with no life prospects. Shit look at your whole account. Just nothingness
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It’s honestly pretty good rn but like sometimes you get twiddles_ow going 2-15 and you get brought back to reality
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She don’t play. Shes a larper. She’s silver. She just does this. She couldn’t name 3 characters. She’s got thinning hair. She’s got a bad attitude. She has an aptitude for mediocrity. She’s a fake ass fan
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To the girl at the bladee concert who said she liked my hair please hit me up and ignore the rest of the tweets
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How it feels posting when everyone fucking hates me and tries to kill me and light me on fire
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Full leaf in my chipotle bowl after a 12 hour shift I guess I have to take my anger out on my girlfriend
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Girl at the gym who’s New York pretty gave me her contact and said she fw my Toronto defiant hat
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Hey, I know we just both joined this overwatch 2 team chat 20 seconds ago, but I really feel a spark between us! Would you make me the happiest man alive and be my duo? I’ll do anything for you as long as you’re the blue beam to my 100 rail…. Heh…
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Bae ik ur a neonazi but will you still give this curry muncher a chance to eat it like no other
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Women get on the game and lose object permanence. Girl this is bloons the wizard monkey IS NOT moving on its own
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