Professional Gentleman of Leisureℒ️ I have friends everywhere.

The Sonoran Desert 🌡
In personal news.. I’m happy to report after 19 Years, 2 Months, 3 Weeks, and 1 Day since starting our company, which eventually became @Pagely I’ve handed off the reigns and will begin my retirement shortly. Now available for podcasts. 😎
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Caught a meteor on one of the cameras just now. Tucson Az
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Oak Creek (Sedona Az) rose 4ft this AM from all the rain/snow. Our vehicles are on the wrong side of the bridge.. lol. We are β€œflooded in” for a day or 2.
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The deal has closed. It’s official. Hi @GoDaddy

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I fucked around and found out. 😎
12 years a go we took a big leap and invented Managed #WordPress hosting. Today we take another... We've joined forces with @GoDaddy to bring the future of WordPress and WooCommerce to the world. pagely.com/blog/we-did-it/
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For a good cause.
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I’m still employed at corporate after an entire year. Marking this one as complete. βœ… Get and a keep a job.
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Sally says Hi.
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Y’all don’t understand how giddy I am over this custom made, and tailored suit. I got wacky body proportions. Having shirts and clothes fit like a glove, but comfortable is the way. Better late then never.
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We fucking did it!!! The longest, hardest Baja 1000 ever.
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Monsoons in March? @whatsuptucson
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Great team owner, sadly a poor judge of politics.
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I won’t take over and run @WordPress no matter how much @photomatt asks. He’s asked 0 times and I expect that to continue. Aside: I met this guy on a bike ride today, I named him Barry.
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What happens when you land inside a major internet brand as an opinionated product owner - and no one tells you no? Stay tuned.
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Sally made 2 sizable donations out of our family foundation to support cancer research. That felt good.
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Great job Lilly on organizing the @Pagely pirate party! #WCEU2022
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It tastes like never quitting.
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We soft launched a brand overhaul last night. Made some tweaks to it today - with several weeks ahead of further refinment. Hey World, I’d like to reintroduce you to @Pagely pagely.com/
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If I ever build a company over 20yrs and then am fortunate enough to sell it for unholy sums of cash, I won’t make a big deal about it, but there will be signs.
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Everyone needs a v10 in their life.
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Longer I’m on vacation the less I want to go back to corporate. Oddly this feeling never ever once ever came upon me as a biz owner. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Hello from Poros, Greece.
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The first step of a mission that will fundamentally reshape the #wordpress ecosystem in favor of the creators and entrepreneurs. Wish us luck. Everybody wins if we succeed.
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Minding my own business and this guy shows up. @innerwebs
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No one. Me: Guys! I spent a fraction of all this tech money on all new, socks and underwear - all the same brand and color family and threw the hodgepodge of random brands and age out. It’s all washed, folded, and put away. I’ve never felt more alive
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44 and retired. Help me find a new esoteric thing to base my entire identity around.
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I got word in the corporate slack that all the brands are gonna meet up at #WCUS and have a dance off. Losers gets yeeted from the yacht. *legal as asked me to specify this is in jest
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Hey Friends, Take a click around an sneak peek preview of our totally new website. Tell me what you think. pagely.com/new-site-test/
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10/10 recommend spending a month in Europe.
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The last known sighting of @corymiller303 and @strebel
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The new @pagely brand was started in the spring - the site only 8weeks ago. @JS_Zao did an amazing job under pressure (he didn’t know why) to code (FSE), QA, and launch an MVP version on the site before the M&A news broke. He did 4 months of work in 6 weeks. #legend πŸ™ Justin!
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I think my biggest win to date at corporate has been that I am so antagonistic and showboaty about our level of platform excellence at Pagely, they are moving mountains w/ on-prem to compete and shut me up. 😎 No accident.. the customer wins.
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Hello from Porto #WCEU2022 - just arrived πŸ‘‹
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Yacht Party invites are trickling out… #wcus2022 #pagelyparty
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I was at a corporate offsite.. like in person around a conference table. The president of the org responded to one of his VPs β€œlet’s take that offline”. Me being me interjected β€œwe are offline, like right now, here in this room is offline.” Wild times.
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Shoutout to the @pagely team - these folks found another gear. With all the extra distraction of being acquired, and delivering a new platform, they have not just maintained the same level of excellence for Pagely and our customers.. they’ve raised the bar.
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Emptied out my old office.. πŸ₯Ί IYKYK
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My deep, meaningful, and educated thoughts on the current #wpdrama are as follows:
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New Bike day was a success.
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My youngest made a core memory last night getting autographs from some @suns and the goated KD
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I guess @Pagely does Lambo’s now
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I’d like to be the first to congratulate @TheJeffMatson on his recent promotion at corporate. It was entirely predicated on him doing more of the no holds barred get shit done work ethic I love him for.
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Big ups to the @GoDaddy Managed WordPress team - PHP 7.4 and 8.x are now available. Having done this work ourselves at @pagely in the near past - it’s no small feat to orchestrate a lift such as this.

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Future me told me to chill out a bit and enjoy the ride.
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Soaking up a bit of the Arizona Sun before #WCEU2022. Apparently they have weather in Europe that is not 300+ days a year of total sunshine.
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Fuck yeah, let’s cook. 1st 100 days: appoint a board of governance from across the business and user communities modeling other FOSS projects, giving myself extra but not overriding voting power. Leverage new board to raise project maintenance funds. ..
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Based on my lucky timing of exiting that OSS community… I should also buy lottery tickets or something..
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We’ve been pretty consistent with our kids that this is β€œmom and dad’s money, mom and dad’s lifestyle. If you want the same when you grow up.. it’s going to take work and effort” Pretty cool to hear them talk about future first jobs and careers, saving and then investing..
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.@pagely will fund up to $5k for tester compensation. I’m sure others will as well. We just need a community led program to manage it.
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Spent the last 10days in Denmark. This society has definitely figured a few things out. Not utopia.. but so far ahead in so many ways.
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I’m somewhat famous. @Suns
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Hey #wordpress anything going on today I should know about?
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My backyard is just full of the smell of orange blossoms. Love spring.
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Odds look good we get to soft launch the new Woo hotness tomorrow. #woovebeenwarned
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My eldest brother (also a car guy) is flying over from Devon England to spend the week with me at #WCEU2022 - we rented a car for a few morning excursions. A black Huracan Spyder was all they had left. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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β„οΈπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
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That’s it. My 15mins of fame. Felt good ngl.
Suns' Devin Booker makes back to back threes and the lead is 21.
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Loaded up a suitcase of β€œvintage” @Pagely apparel swag… rare finds, limited quantity. Come get it at the Pagely booth @WCEurope next week.
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Andromeda from Sally’s telescope last night.
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Oh shit - I literally cackled @ozskier
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My last grandparent passed. Gran had a good run to 94. πŸ₯Ί
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If this post gets 1 like, I’ll crack this bottle of Hibiki I’ve been saving for a big day.
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The super not so secret WooCommerce product corporate needed our platform for.. just hit an important milestone. πŸ‘€
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Andor is the Star Wars spinoff we deserved.
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A little part inside me died today - as a few of the Pagely team conceived, ideated, executed, and shipped a fun little thing in 2hrs… Sad, cause that’s a 10wk cycle at corporate… Gotta hold onto our agility as long as possible…
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In Personal News: Announcing the Strebel VC Fund! Thats right, the Strebel family VC fund is setup and ready to invest.. in Very Comfortable experiences and vacations.. VC is the only way to travel now.
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My last 347 corporate slack messages have been copy pasta from ChatGPT. Nobody has caught on and I was asked to interview for a higher title role. Shhhhh
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She made me Twitter famous @chayaoost
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10mo’s ago today we announced the acquisition of @Pagely. We’ve done a lot of integrating, growing, hiring, building, snarking, eye-rolling, and helping. Our ethos of quality remains intact. 30-day NPS never dipped below 80 and is currently: 100 #pagelyforever
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Los Apollo Diablos. Doing last min some shakedown runs. #baja1000
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Just agreed with my 8yr old if he gets all A’s in high school - I’ll buy him a Lamborghini - I don’t think it resonated with him if he comes up short it’s a bike and a bus pass.
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The hardest part of onboarding so far is leanring the MS Outlook universe. Im 19yrs into my professional career and have never used the product suite..
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Day 5 β€œYo, WTF, we just got here.”

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Every time I start some self grandizing tweet about business, my past experiences, my exit, or what not, I just delete it. No one cares. And this friends, is the key to happiness.. no one cares, and embracing that fact is the ultimate freedom. Wait, did I just do it? Damn. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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It’s 9:30 under a full moon. iPhone night photo is bonkers…
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We fucking did it!!! The longest, hardest Baja 1000 ever.
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Where my peeps at? Don’t let the haters speak. It’s Candy Corn time.
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Sedona handed me my ass today. Worth it. @YetiCycles
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Gonna spill so many corporate PR sanitized talking points and audience tested applause lines - you gonna think I’m a politician.
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