my wife (shes a good person) and i wake up every morning ( grateful) and bring our coffee(its fair trade) out to our garden(our parents helped us with the down payment) and sit and talk for hours (before we start work). it never gets old (i realize this may change). i love her
426
10,154
179,089
rage baiting at 50 is nasty work what happen to teaching ur son how to fish
53
3,597
92,760
1,919,646
Do U wanna wake up next to a niggaa experiencing Shell shock or to the smell of ur man perfecting his espresso martini
men used to go to war now they call themselves bad bitches
83
5,934
68,561
ngl this kinda fucked up bro the screens needa be allot bigger for the ppl in the back
Yemeni people watching the Iranian attack on Tel Aviv in real time on a huge screen.
26
6,766
72,337
1,116,019
he looks like one of those ugly A24 actors that white girls on twitter be calling attractive
Now who did this to Snoop Dogg🥴
129
3,173
61,884
2,662,925
you suppose to turn muslim in there
Have you ever fucked a girl that was so wet/good that you slapped the back of her neck?
105
7,192
56,340
two albums in 8months i know a degenerate gambler when i see one
122
6,175
55,221
u dont get it,this was part of the plan, hes finally free. yes,granted he did give adidas sole ownership, lost all of his partnerships,had his bank,lawyer,& booking agency cut ties, got his movie shelved n more importantly Lost his family but theres something greater at play here
178
3,262
46,991
i never seen a somali nigga with a goth girl
goth girls are universally fetishized by literally every group of men you could think of
71
3,393
41,733
i picked dinner with jay z n sold it to a white hip hop head for $750,000
80
3,570
39,511
We’re looking for some tweets to turn into movies.
32
4,316
35,382
and is “yung lean’s influence” in the room with us right now?
92
1,775
28,181
55
2,456
27,689
there is no belief system or organized religion with enough power to save the next generation of young men
KAI N’ SPEED SHOW EPISODE 1: Camping With Teanna Trump🏕️
91
2,062
25,933
3,137,858
we are in the midst of a dickriding pandemic
37
2,937
23,843
i couldve worded this better (im college educated)
13
243
23,560
pretended to be Da Baby’s manager n got his verse pulled, Everyone say thank u
25
930
19,800
he said we dickride different over here
5
2,227
18,767
this is what happens when u play against niggas that want guestlist and an ig followbacks. me? im on his ass like zaza pachulia
126
1,913
18,540
Kendrick should have morphed into Dr. Umar
48
3,106
15,632
turning off replies
34
354
15,323
dj akademiks is Oprah for unemployed niggas
45
2,205
13,525
as a socialist when i make my first million i will purchase an apartment complex to house those in need ,for free, no strings attached. but ill charge them a small fee once per month as a gratuity for my service
33
465
11,933
we sit (on the floor) and talk for hours
23
60
11,108
she jus texted me “come home as the leader of the group or don’t come home at all”ffuckkk my life
10
830
10,757
the things i saw working as a mercenary for Blackwater is what originally radicalized me n turned me into a leftist. i still work for them but only because my dyslexia prevents me from obtaining work elsewhere
22
601
9,990
last year i quit my job with only $100 in my account. all so i could follow my dreams of creating the first skincare line that caters exclusively to black men who only date white women. its skincare that actively prevents foundation transfer so shit like this never happens
.@JayREllis and @NinaSenicar are married! The couple wed at a villa in Tuscany surrounded by vineyards and olive groves vogue.cm/rp6ZUec
87
1,063
10,225
having ur fans watch a stream of a stream on a sideways laptop at 3:00AM on a monday morning is crazy,he got January 6th type of power
31
1,174
9,844
953,393
i dont think Allah created this much ADHD
15
930
9,229
nah sleeping wit women to steal shoes for ur girl is crazy jus go to the mosque n take from the women’s section
27
779
8,134
777,586
bring back prohibition era laws but for podcasting. raid the studios, fine the engineers n arrest the hosts. this would solve many of society’s ills
Too much knowledge and wisdom here.
23
748
7,759
beyonce wrote break my soul from the perspective of a rocnation employee
18
1,122
7,681
in 2019 i purchased one of kevin samuel’s $600 virtual personal advice sessions. he told me i needed to change my sheets more often& be more active in my son’s life. I kno those things are expected but theres jus something abt a brother in a suit saying it. rip& thank u
194
1,011
7,632
we starting our OWN olympics
101
830
7,602
jay z on electronica’s album vs jay z on kanye’s album
37
1,812
7,445
why are these ppl always yelling
no way rolling stone put kai in their “top 20 most influential people ” just to say this about him 😭
155
269
7,076
1,308,896
lebron james bookclub
Grimes in Los Angeles today. Photography by Jvshvisions
6
624
6,788
it’s time
26
689
6,715
235,574
he don’t care he in turks n caicos with lil yachty doing weird things
12
517
6,592
231,140
20
575
6,170
the FBI said unless you got a picture of ezra miller wearing a YSL chain theres nothing we can do
2
820
5,608
more war criminals need to release playlists i wanna see wat songs help them drown out all the voices in their heads
Every year, I get excited to share my summer playlist because I learn about so many new artists from your replies—it’s an example of how music really can bring us all together. Here’s what I’ve been listening to this summer. What songs would you add?
12
835
5,467
call me elvis the way i be FULL of shit
12
810
5,357
meghan when shes left alone wit the queen
5
409
5,076
Godspeed For Women’s Rights ft. Kodak Black must be on the deluxe version
Godspeed for Women’s rights 🙏🏾
18
589
4,867
this brother is truly talented, from being able to design a whole menswear collection to fundraising for the IDF ,how is he able to do it all
Always showing love to The General. ❤️ Pharrell takes his final bow at LV Men’s FW2024 show in a Human Made T-shirt.
13
801
4,451
299,740
i support patrick Beverley. stop tryna police #real haters on here we dont abide by mainstream ideals, we use any n all opportunities to promote personal agendas,we dont believe in right time right place. funerals, weddings,retirement parties. real haters hate unconditionally
25
847
4,129
6
287
3,828
do women like leaders or popular loners cuz honestly i cant keep switching personalities
When you meet his friend group and he not the leader <<<<<<
25
414
3,625
at the hospital n the doctor asked me why i risked my life for the crate challenge but not the vaccine
3
346
3,690
eid mubarak ‼️
7
449
3,640
more proof that the industry is blackballing nba youngboy
Adele reveals to Vogue her upcoming album will not have any collaborations.
5
265
3,552
6months ago there was a team of American paramilitary soldiers stationed in South Africa who’s sole job it was to steal slippers/shoes from young unwitting children. Is it a coincidence that Mr. Beast is now doing this?he’s manufacturing these conditions and then playing savior
In his latest video, @MrBeast gave 20,000 kids in South Africa their first pair of shoes
68
235
3,377
951,837
i booked a stadium for you too but the city needed a place to distribute vaccines so i let them use it instead, hope u understand
2
591
3,517
this is crazy attention graphic designers : im giving u 18 hours to design a 10 piece collection to commemorate him . If I think it’s good i’ll put £5000 in your bank account
Guy allegedly took his own life today after a video of him doing a drive through with out pants was posted 😳 🕊️ 🙏🏽
26
129
3,501
257,872
me & my team met with local law enforcement to discuss police brutality. good news is they listened to wat we had to say. bad news is they are not gonna stop
6
347
3,306
everyday these brothers find a new way to tell us that theyre struggling wit crippling pornography addictions
2
222
3,111
Replying to @WrittenByHanna
my hands are wet w the blood of millions i need to be held to account
2
22
3,077
every friend group got that one nigga who killed himself
69
244
3,132
3,517,214
u let these guys babysit your little brothers while u were in the next room having the time of ur life in a Twitter Moaning space,look in the mirror
11
145
2,887
175,902
ok yeah he was a war criminal but he was also lightskin n had 360 waves. things are a bit more complicated than u think
14
454
2,812
when jeff bezo get back from space im telling him wat yall said
4
218
2,817
my role models (no particular order) 1. Prophet Muhammed pbuh 2. Ben shapiro 3. kankan 4. Andrew Tate 5. Paul walker rip 6. joe rogan 7. dj akademiks 8. logan paul(not jake paul) 9. dave chappelle 10. Sir Winston Churchill honorable mention: Malala
74
289
2,678
this is real hiphop, every shot is of herself rapping. no guns,no niggas in shiesty masks, no chains,no hellcats, no gimmicks. she so real for that
No one talking about this tho.
17
202
2,665
adin ross, Director of National Intelligence joe rogan, Secretary of Homeland Security FaZe Clan, Secretary of Defense nelk boys(black one)Secretary of Labor icewear vezzo,Secretary of Agriculture amber rose, United States Ambassador to UN antonio brown, Secretary of Education
2
272
2,774
121,894
its not enough to tell fans to stop booing players that take a knee. we must turn to more draconian measures n execute one fan at the beginning of each match until the message is received. racism will not be tolerated
9
352
2,652
if you really fight for human rights then free yk osiris @EnesFreedom
YK OSIRIS still paying his debt to drake but doing sit ups on AIR DRAKE
5
303
2,618
rip England…the evil you have done in this world is enough
3
517
2,446
where do u get the energy to care for these ppl
Each interview I’ve seen of Bobbi Althoff has gotten increasingly worse and worse wtf
9
94
2,398
240,295
real hip hop heads kno when ice spice twerks it has a deeper meaning,shes paying homage to her west African ancestors,the originators of that dance style. read a book
Technically isn’t twerking a gimmick?
8
254
2,374
beefing with the mother because the ppl u really got beef w arent even sentient yet. prime example of an unethical hater
3
200
2,347
187,622
she couldve told em she was nimco happy n those ppl in LA wouldve believed her
14
444
2,350
Replying to @PresidentToguro
he has no intention of becoming a muslim thats how u know the prosecution’s case is weak
3
96
2,251
broke nigga proclamation
BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani Says, "I don’t have a car. I don’t have a credit card. I don’t have cash.… I don’t have a penny, they have put stop orders on my Social Security account."
4
138
2,429
120,472
Mcdonalds manager struggling to find employees since reopening:
Men who be up by 7am-8am for that bag need they dick sucked.
1
307
2,247
lord have mercy on us,Twitter has just created an n-word loophole
Twitter is rolling out a “CoTweet” feature allowing users to invite followers to co-author tweets
8
268
2,209
im begging u please not Lupe Fiasco
5
246
2,228
Succession is great but it needs more Black characters. Just saying.
10
394
2,239
im gonna jailbreak it, come back to life, n start a whole new religion
Controversial 'suicide pod' that 'kills peacefully' gets go-ahead in Switzerland trib.al/XPNooA3
4
198
2,230
some of us will leave this world without having served a purpose. podcasters specifically
6
423
2,216
in the wake of Putin’s invasion, i went on a lowballing campaign on Grailed and specifically targeted Ukrainian sellers. i quickly made a small fortune n used it to purchase my first rental property. havent looked back since
5
204
2,155
the process of smelling like a roll of nickels starts in the home
Kristen Bell waits for kids to 'stink' before bathing them trib.al/TPyQOXV
237
2,127
4
177
2,028
2
57
2,068
3
431
2,005
god pls shield me from the recreations
279
1,984
Recognize the signs. If you or someone you love is suffering from a gambling addiction, get help by calling the California Problem Gambling Helpline at 1-800-GAMBLER.
DRAKE AND 21 SAVAGE ALBUM COMING 10/28 👀 ‘HER LOSS’
3
313
1,986
someone on twitter called me a bitch and 14 people liked the tweet
5
70
1,972
they also offer mental health days so whenever the guilt of murdering innocent ppl starts to consume U the company will hire a temp n give us with unlimited Paid time off. This is another reason why workplace unions are important
2
84
1,844
because this is the result of generations of inbreeding
6
106
1,886
mashAllah 10 years is enough time to memorize the Quran
BREAKING: Tory Lanez has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for shooting Megan Thee Stallion in July 2020.
3
200
1,941
213,612
the nitrous oxide left him with only 4 functional brain cells: the 1st is responsible for managing his porn addiction, the 2nd helps regulate his bodily functions, the 3rd he shares with Justin LaBoy, n the last existing one just operates in a continuous loop
205
2,002
83,940
they want us to forget when white women pulled up to the George Floyd protests with “protect Black cock ” signs. wallahi you are finished. you can try to distort our memories but you cannot erase the past
1
271
1,771
we thought he was a genius whole time it was the neurotoxins from titanium alloy plate in his jaw
5
132
1,914
57,177
BREAKING: workers at the OVO sweatshop have voted to unionize 10-1. A statement regarding this decision will be released later tonight alongside a new single from singer-songwriter Roy Woods.
4
230
1,797
a lot of men on here think they suffer from depression n anxiety. they dont realize theyre just Sigma males living in a fucked up world
5
144
1,853
how abt we all come together n give our surplus to one person who will fight the billionaires on our behalf. ngl since i came up w the idea it should be me
6
199
1,814
transitioning into the next life amid a cost of living crisis, n pending economic collapse? shes running from the grind. wake her up
1
401
1,838
tristan thompson is not acting on his own free will. theyre forcing him to cheat
6
162
1,819