my wife (shes a good person) and i wake up every morning ( grateful) and bring our coffee(its fair trade) out to our garden(our parents helped us with the down payment) and sit and talk for hours (before we start work). it never gets old (i realize this may change). i love her
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rage baiting at 50 is nasty work what happen to teaching ur son how to fish
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Do U wanna wake up next to a niggaa experiencing Shell shock or to the smell of ur man perfecting his espresso martini
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he looks like one of those ugly A24 actors that white girls on twitter be calling attractive
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u dont get it,this was part of the plan, hes finally free. yes,granted he did give adidas sole ownership, lost all of his partnerships,had his bank,lawyer,& booking agency cut ties, got his movie shelved n more importantly Lost his family but theres something greater at play here
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there is no belief system or organized religion with enough power to save the next generation of young men
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this is what happens when u play against niggas that want guestlist and an ig followbacks. me? im on his ass like zaza pachulia
Drake CAN'T MISS 🔥
(via @Cbrickley603, harrington1313/IG) nitter.app/BleacherReport/status/…
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as a socialist when i make my first million i will purchase an apartment complex to house those in need ,for free, no strings attached. but ill charge them a small fee once per month as a gratuity for my service
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she jus texted me “come home as the leader of the group or don’t come home at all”ffuckkk my life
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the things i saw working as a mercenary for Blackwater is what originally radicalized me n turned me into a leftist. i still work for them but only because my dyslexia prevents me from obtaining work elsewhere
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last year i quit my job with only $100 in my account. all so i could follow my dreams of creating the first skincare line that caters exclusively to black men who only date white women. its skincare that actively prevents foundation transfer so shit like this never happens
.@JayREllis and @NinaSenicar are married! The couple wed at a villa in Tuscany surrounded by vineyards and olive groves vogue.cm/rp6ZUec
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having ur fans watch a stream of a stream on a sideways laptop at 3:00AM on a monday morning is crazy,he got January 6th type of power
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nah sleeping wit women to steal shoes for ur girl is crazy jus go to the mosque n take from the women’s section
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bring back prohibition era laws but for podcasting. raid the studios, fine the engineers n arrest the hosts. this would solve many of society’s ills
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in 2019 i purchased one of kevin samuel’s $600 virtual personal advice sessions. he told me i needed to change my sheets more often& be more active in my son’s life. I kno those things are expected but theres jus something abt a brother in a suit saying it. rip& thank u
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the FBI said unless you got a picture of ezra miller wearing a YSL chain theres nothing we can do
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more war criminals need to release playlists i wanna see wat songs help them drown out all the voices in their heads
Every year, I get excited to share my summer playlist because I learn about so many new artists from your replies—it’s an example of how music really can bring us all together.
Here’s what I’ve been listening to this summer. What songs would you add?
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i support patrick Beverley. stop tryna police #real haters on here we dont abide by mainstream ideals, we use any n all opportunities to promote personal agendas,we dont believe in right time right place. funerals, weddings,retirement parties. real haters hate unconditionally
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do women like leaders or popular loners cuz honestly i cant keep switching personalities
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at the hospital n the doctor asked me why i risked my life for the crate challenge but not the vaccine
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6months ago there was a team of American paramilitary soldiers stationed in South Africa who’s sole job it was to steal slippers/shoes from young unwitting children. Is it a coincidence that Mr. Beast is now doing this?he’s manufacturing these conditions and then playing savior
In his latest video, @MrBeast gave 20,000 kids in South Africa their first pair of shoes
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i booked a stadium for you too but the city needed a place to distribute vaccines so i let them use it instead, hope u understand
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this is crazy
attention graphic designers : im giving u 18 hours to design a 10 piece collection to commemorate him . If I think it’s good i’ll put £5000 in your bank account
Guy allegedly took his own life today after a video of him doing a drive through with out pants was posted 😳 🕊️ 🙏🏽
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me & my team met with local law enforcement to discuss police brutality. good news is they listened to wat we had to say. bad news is they are not gonna stop
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everyday these brothers find a new way to tell us that theyre struggling wit crippling pornography addictions
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u let these guys babysit your little brothers while u were in the next room having the time of ur life in a Twitter Moaning space,look in the mirror
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ok yeah he was a war criminal but he was also lightskin n had 360 waves. things are a bit more complicated than u think
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my role models (no particular order)
1. Prophet Muhammed pbuh
2. Ben shapiro
3. kankan
4. Andrew Tate
5. Paul walker rip
6. joe rogan
7. dj akademiks
8. logan paul(not jake paul)
9. dave chappelle
10. Sir Winston Churchill
honorable mention: Malala
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this is real hiphop, every shot is of herself rapping. no guns,no niggas in shiesty masks, no chains,no hellcats, no gimmicks. she so real for that
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adin ross, Director of National Intelligence
joe rogan, Secretary of Homeland Security
FaZe Clan, Secretary of Defense
nelk boys(black one)Secretary of Labor
icewear vezzo,Secretary of Agriculture
amber rose, United States Ambassador to UN
antonio brown, Secretary of Education
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its not enough to tell fans to stop booing players that take a knee. we must turn to more draconian measures n execute one fan at the beginning of each match until the message is received. racism will not be tolerated
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if you really fight for human rights then free yk osiris @EnesFreedom
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real hip hop heads kno when ice spice twerks it has a deeper meaning,shes paying homage to her west African ancestors,the originators of that dance style. read a book
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beefing with the mother because the ppl u really got beef w arent even sentient yet. prime example of an unethical hater
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im gonna jailbreak it, come back to life, n start a whole new religion
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some of us will leave this world without having served a purpose. podcasters specifically
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in the wake of Putin’s invasion, i went on a lowballing campaign on Grailed and specifically targeted Ukrainian sellers. i quickly made a small fortune n used it to purchase my first rental property. havent looked back since
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the process of smelling like a roll of nickels starts in the home
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Recognize the signs. If you or someone you love is suffering from a gambling addiction, get help by calling the California Problem Gambling Helpline at 1-800-GAMBLER.
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they also offer mental health days so whenever the guilt of murdering innocent ppl starts to consume U the company will hire a temp n give us with unlimited Paid time off. This is another reason why workplace unions are important
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the nitrous oxide left him with only 4 functional brain cells: the 1st is responsible for managing his porn addiction, the 2nd helps regulate his bodily functions, the 3rd he shares with Justin LaBoy, n the last existing one just operates in a continuous loop
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they want us to forget when white women pulled up to the George Floyd protests with “protect Black cock ” signs. wallahi you are finished. you can try to distort our memories but you cannot erase the past
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we thought he was a genius whole time it was the neurotoxins from titanium alloy plate in his jaw
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BREAKING: workers at the OVO sweatshop have voted to unionize 10-1.
A statement regarding this decision will be released later tonight alongside a new single from singer-songwriter Roy Woods.
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a lot of men on here think they suffer from depression n anxiety. they dont realize theyre just Sigma males living in a fucked up world
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how abt we all come together n give our surplus to one person who will fight the billionaires on our behalf. ngl since i came up w the idea it should be me
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transitioning into the next life amid a cost of living crisis, n pending economic collapse? shes running from the grind. wake her up
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