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One rule for the police and another for us? Shocking.
Police attended around 300 house parties in Scotland last weekend. 5 fines were connected to a house party in Kirkintilloch on Sat. 2 men were arrested.
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2 generations. 2 celebrations.
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Every word said by a Fifer.
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I cannot believe people aren't speaking about this part in Harry's book 🤯
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Townhill Loch, Dunfermline 😍 📷
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No gym for me in January then. That makes it 31 years in a row now.
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They're making £88 million in profit EVERY SINGLE DAY when people can't afford to heat their homes. Horrendous.
Shell announces record annual profits of £32.2bn news.sky.com/story/shell-ann…
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“How are you supposed to compete when Real are bringing on a player worth tens of millions?!” The rest of Scottish football 🙄
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🎶 Start spreading the news 💍 ❤
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Had a class time in Waxy's on Saturday night.
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£29.5m per season for 60 matches. That's £492k per match. Current deal is £25.7m per season (and rising for next season) for 48 matches. That's £535k per match. Terrific work, guys.
SPFL and Sky discussing new £29.5m TV deal to show 60 Premiership matches | By @mrewanmurray theguardian.com/football/202…
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TV news peaked at this moment.
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Great to see a new taxi service in Dunfermline!
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Hi @rioferdy5, a few questions for you. 1) Did you "do" Italy? 2) Do we get a bank holiday? 3) Is football coming home?
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Townhill Road, Dunfermline 📸
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We've arrived 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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I'm not one to go for fellow media, but what Sarah Smith did today pours mistrust on all of us. It does so much harm. A clarification to 23k twitter followers as opposed to the millions on TV. This is what creates such division in our country, regardless of your politics.
1. On the 6 o’clock news headline tonight I said that Alex Salmond had claimed the First Minister had ‘broken the ministerial code and that he thinks she should resign’. I would like to clarify that Mr Salmond did not say that the First Minister should resign.
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Best of luck to England at the Olympics!
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Sky just really don't care about Scottish football do they? Can't even be arsed with a presenter with tonight.
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This is why the rest of Scottish football can't have nice things.
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A smart businessman.
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A total audience of 290k watched Scotland beat Spain 2-0 last night 📺 The Viaplay coverage was excellent ✅️ But imagine the impact a match like that would have if it was shown on terrestrial TV like England and Wales get the luxury of? *NOTE- UEFA sell the rights centrally
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"Don't creep up on me big man, bad idea. I see you big man, don't be silly"
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"Av goat as gid a record as anybody. You're no telling me there are many better gid honest laddies who can dae the joab as Furst Minster better than me? I've applied so ad luv a chat wae them"
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There are far bigger problems in Scottish football, so now this non-issue is dealt with, we can maybe get to those- 1) A top flight with only 2 winners since 1985. 2) Playing each other 4 times a season - STILL. 3) Fairer £ distribution. 4) A proper play-off and pyrmiad system.
Premiership clubs have voted in favour of phasing out the use of artificial pitches in the SPFL top flight.
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As an official Dad Bod representative, I can confirm this doesn't meet the minimum requirements. Efron application rejected.
Zac Efron's 'dad bod' transformation on Netflix show shocks fans trib.al/2BCi0HW
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Some news... I'm leaving the Capital FM Scotland Breakfast Show in a few weeks. I'm so sad, but so many amazing people and memories. Records, awards and stripping more times than a fat Fifer should. Most of all though, thank you so much for listening. Its been the best time
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Jermaine Jenas is a brutal listen.
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"Over to your commentary team, Ally McCoist, and first...Sam Matterface" The Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away.
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Congratulations to Falkirk on securing their place in League 1 next season.
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Got an email from Steve Clarke this morning. Nice touch
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That is one of THE Scotland performances of the last couple of decades- outstanding 🙌 This squad 😍 This manager 😍 This country 😍 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 GET IN THERE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Already on it 🛫 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇩🇪 @ScotlandNT
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And that's us up the road. The Capital Scotland Breakfast Show is no more. Thank you for listening, and for all the messages over the last wee while, they mean a lot. Had the best time with all these legends @des_clarke @AmyJIrons @jmaguire31 @Cheyne_Hewison @garry__spence
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I don't make the rules but it is the law to have fish and chips on the first night in a new house.
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Ever met someone with the same microwave as you? Me neither.
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AND THE TRANSFER NEWS IS... I’Il be taking my place in the team as Saturday lunchtime host on @1025Clyde1, @forthone and right across Scotland on the @bauermedia network! Thank you to everyone who listened on Capital, hope to speak to you again very soon! 🎙
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Cheers for the body shaming, Peter. I'm sure with some hard work I'll shed the belly no bother. I'll choose to be kind though and wish you success in learning to spell "chocolate" correctly, and growing back that receding hairline. Sore one that. All the best
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As a Pars fan, I would love nothing better than to be laughing at our rivals. But this is such a kick in the stomach to the fans and many volunteers that keep clubs at our level going. It's not funny at all, it's another example of a club not listening to its fans. Which is shite
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Also brilliant to @AmyJIrons where she should be, anchoring the Sportscene coverage today. I might be biased but she is a class act.
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Finally, I'll get to go to a major tournament with my mates, my parents and the rest of Scotland. It was a privilege to be on air with @EwenDCameron and @MissCatHarvey for this moment. I'm so so happy and I love Scotland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
A moment that will NEVER be forgotten ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #SRBSCO #SCOTLAND #EURO2020
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Matching family pyjamas spreading quicker than Omicron this year. Stay safe folks
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I'd really like to be on holiday, eating Lays crisps, smelling of aftersun and being hassled by some spoon from Essex offering me 3 shots plus a fishbowl for 6 euros.
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Big Dunc doing Big Dunc things 👏👏👏
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Came to New York and got a picture with Cathy from Clyde 1
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Public service announcement 🚨 If you're in Stuttgart, or nearby ahead of the Scotland match tomorrow, and fancy a carry out before it- go to a supermarket right now and get it. Supermarkets and shops will 99% be closed tomorrow!
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Craig Brown grafting as per in the background. What a boy
From one Chairman to another 🤝 In honour of the first fixture between Edinburgh City and @AberdeenFC our chairman @jimbrown04 presented Aberdeen Chairman Stewart Milne with a commerative quaich. Thank you Aberdeen for looking after us so well today 👏
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It's absolutely horrendous this is being shown on Free to Air Television. Get it back behind a paywall.
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1 win away, against the bottom seeds, from securing the play off spot with a game to spare. It would be our best finish in a qualifying group for going on 2 decades. International football brings out some of the worst takes.
Doesn't matter if Scotland somehow make it to the World Cup, Clarke isn't good enough.
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So sad to hear this news. Jimmy remains my favourite ever Pars boss. The period we had under him was our most successful since the 60s, and it was an absolute joy going to see his teams play home and away. Memories I'll cherish forever. Rest easy Jimmy - what a man ❤️ 🏁
Everyone at #DAFC is hugely saddened to learn of the passing of former manager Jimmy Calderwood. ➡️ tinyurl.com/5zn97f97
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Things looking good here at Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas Eve for a change.
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Most Americans don't realise just how big Fife is.
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Someone gets sent free stuff from a small business, agrees to promote it, then doesn't, then gets pissy when she gets chased up, then posts screenshots for likes. "Small brands"? Talk about entitlement. The sooner "influencers" get in the bin, the better.
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Bring forward the Premiership winter break, postpone all the leagues until the end of January. Extend the season. There's no World Cup in the summer, and an extra week or two won't make much difference. Yes it's rotten, but surely the sensible option?
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So this legend turned up at my 30th @BraveheartCH
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I've reached peak Fife. Getting abuse from Hill O'Beath fans.
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In Dunfermline, we only recognise the true King.
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Wont be back? Im still on it sweet cheeks. Bringing you the latest news from the world of politics, showbiz and diddy football teams getting relegated. Good to see you're taking it well 😘
Just so you know @stevenmill this is so much better these days!!! We'll be back but you wont! 👋👋
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You're from Falkirk, Chris. If you, or a family member gets Covid-19, my gf and her colleagues would be treating you. Despite you being a total weapon, they would be pros, and treat you to the best of their ability cos "that's their job". Hope you stay safe though mate 👍
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This time last year I visited Nakatomi Plaza. It was a humbling experience and my thoughts are with everyone who lost their life.
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That's right up there in terms all time performances and results for Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Clarke got his team and tactics absolutely bang on 👏 Superb performance by every single one of them 😍
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If this was my club I would seething. Inviting a has-been irrelevance to a match while loyal season ticket holders can't get to see their team. They should be ashamed. Absolute tinpot behaviour.
We would like to apologise to our supporters who have been upset by the attendance of George Galloway at our game v Dundee. > qosfc.com/news-5315
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If this happens and Raith get promoted above Falkirk by 0.04 of a point, would I laugh until I explode? Most likely, yes.
SPFL clubs are to vote on a resolution recommending the termination of the 2019/20 season in the Ladbrokes Championship, Ladbrokes League 1 and Ladbrokes League 2. Full details: spfl.co.uk/news/spfl-clubs-t…
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Great to see the firing and re-hiring of engineers on reduced terms, forcing into homes to fit pre-payment meters and jacking up everyone's energy bills whilst people freeze hasn't made a dent in their profits 👍 Sickening.
British Gas owner Centrica saw profits soar to more than £3bn in 2022, amid skyrocketing energy prices that sparked a cost of living crisis. news.stv.tv/world/british-ga…
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Raheem Sterling every time someone comes near him.

ALT Diving Fail GIF

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I honestly think Rio Ferdinand has been watching a different tournament to everyone else. That was INSANE
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We are going to Germany 🇩🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🍻 What a campaign! Well done Steve Clarke and the boys 👏 @ScotlandNT
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Hi @FalkirkFC. Just so you know.
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A shambles. Literally the opposite of what every fan in Scotland wants. Just before everyone goes all in on Doncaster, he's the punching bag for this. Every single club behind this should be ashamed of themselves. Sheer and utter greed. As per.
Exclusive: SPFL plot return to 10-team Scottish Premiership with no top-six split @mcgowan_stephen reports for @heraldscotland heraldscotland.com/sport/250…
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A tense last few minutes there, but managed to get the flight booked in the end 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇩🇪 HERE WE GO!
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❗I've got myself a new show❗ - The Big Saturday Football Show ⚽️ - Myself and @EwenDCameron 🙌🙈 - Launching on Saturday, October 17th, 2pm 🕑 - Listen on @forthone @tayfm @MorayFirthRadio @WestFM @RadioBorders 📻 Hope you can join us! It's going to be fun 👍
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"We've delayed the start of the BBC News At Ten to show you a goal from Gazza from 25 years ago that you've seen about 500 times in the last 5 days"- Gary Lineker.
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Classic pint glass at your maw's to celebrate a Scotland victory 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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BBC News at 10 sports bulletin. A full 13 words on Scotland becoming the first home nation to qualify for the Euros. After the Rugby and Cricket World Cups obviously 🙄
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Watching the news. Jesus christ, if this is the coverage when they win the cricket world cup, imagine if they won something in a proper sport? Frightening.
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🚨 Some personal news 🚨 I won't be leaving New York and intend to live and work here full time. Mon the Yankees.
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This is what it's all about 🙌 What a call 👏 What a competition 👏 The most deserving winner we've ever had- well done Mary 👏
Did you hear tonight’s Cash Register caller?! Listen to the moment Mary won £102,000 in the most emotional call we’ve ever had 😢 *please have a hankie nearby 😭
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Being a Dunfermline and Scotland supporter.
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Here. We. Go. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Bank holiday tomorrow bud. Long lie for this Championship team supporter.
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For Kris Boyd to be playing in The Championship is really ridiculous. He could end up with about 85 goals next season.
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Only Fanta Lemon will do on a day like today 🍋 A packet of Lays away from being abroad 🏖
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Thats the spirit Donald 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙌
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I was just resting my eyes.
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Replying to @Calbell0
I'm more of 4-3-2-2 man.
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Even by Scottish football standards, the last 24 hours on twitter has been a bin fire. Genuinely think people need to put their phones away for a bit.
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Any new visitors to OUR CITY should really check this place out 😍
Townhill Loch, Dunfermline 😍 📷
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Finally got round to not being depressed about Scotland at the Euros. Such a class trip. I met so many brilliant people and the atmosphere, particularly on match days, was very special- something I'll never forget 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Good to see the post split fixtures are out.
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English patter is the worst patter.
This could only happen at Leeds Festival during Blossoms 😂 @BlossomsBand @OfficialRandL #LeedsFestival #LeedsFestival2019 #LeedsFest #Leeds2019 #RandL19
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Its officially this kind of weather 🍋 ☀️
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Deary me. @danroan on the BBC News at Ten. He says of Maradona, "One of sport's most notorious cheats". 34 years on, the guy has died, and the seethe continues. Maradona, some boy.
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This is great. Absolutely love football radio commentary and Liam McLeod is excellent at it 👏 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Some good Sunday audio for you 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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