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📢 HUGE NEWS 📢 EXTRA DATES ADDED
I need to say a BIG HUGE THANK YOU!!!
After putting my brand new show Tart on sale last month, we have decided to add some extra dates AND some new cities
Links for all tickets are now available via linktr.ee/stephenbailey
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I went to get my vaccine today and the nurses referred to themselves as the Pfizer Chiefs - and THAT is why I support the NHS
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That was uncomfortable to watch! Alan is one of the nicest men in showbiz and i think Dean just showed his true colours. #ImACeleb
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This is Clapham Common this morning! We really don’t deserve nice things. People talk about making the world a better place, people can’t even pick up their litter
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The government keep primary schools closed in tier 4 in London but opening in tier 4 in the north is the perfect example of how tension is caused and why people end up making up their own rules. How are they getting it so wrong?
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2 young men called us ‘batty boys’ walking through #leicestersquare this afternoon holding hands (we are so crude)- this is why we should be talking more about equality!
But we are sat on a rooftop drinking cosmos, whilst they’re sat outside the m&m store - I guess love does win
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Someone tweeted at me once saying homophobia doesn't exist anymore and I would LOVE this to be the case. But it's LGBT history month and the Daily Fail allow this - dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic…
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Nice bit of homophobia at Green Park today. This is why we should still be talking about #lgbt - we are not there yet even if you like to think we are.
I should be able to kiss the man I love, just like you can ❤️
I normally shy away from this but we talk about everything else
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Why don't they watch soaps in soaps? I think Gail Platt would bloody love #Emmerdale
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In a pub watching the football (i know!) and all the straight men are wearing the same shirt - what a fashion faux pas! Quite embarrassing
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I am so excited that for the next five nights i will be on @richardosman HOUSE OF GAMES!!
It was such a lovely day at work and the big man is so welcoming!!
🔥🔥NO SPOILERS🔥🔥
But i hope you enjoy it - and my outfits
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Another night on tour opening for my drag mother!! Just really love that i still have the privilege of calling this my job!!! What a dream - travelling the country with one of your good pals, laughing, gossiping - give us a cadillac and let's make it a movie 🧡⭐🧡⭐
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In July, my boyfriend and I had three men confront us and scream batty boys at us in Green Park in London as we were simply holding hands?But who is in the wrong?When we currently have a PM who says that’s ok, because he uses the same language.
Vote Labour! Mainly for my safety
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HAPPY #LondonPride - let us all be taken over by #jadethirlwall this weekend
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Someone told me they couldn’t book me for a job recently because ‘we’ve already got a gay guy - and we have to be representative’ (they had more than one straight white dude).
Just thought I’d leave this here.
Im facing homophobia and a pandemic
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#Strictly has had complaints for being TOO gay last night!! Puh-lease, come back to me when there's a gobble happening. We have to watch a man dance with a woman every week - don't hear us complaining AND that IS gross
(this is humour - dont @ me)
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I’m annoyed at Little Mix toooooo. I could have had this lady’s tickets to a sold out show and then I could have yelled at my boyfriend for not proposing to me there!!
Ps - this is super dooper homophobic
@LittleMix first and last time at your gig. A staged gay marriage proposal and kissing, my 6 year old lad asking me questions now. Youve taken that innocence away from my kid and my rights as a parent to tell him in my own time about them things. #shameonyou
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Happy Mon- i once got told for a job that ‘we’ve already got a gay’ & it hurt my feelings that straight producers think all gay men are the same so to spin it to a positive, this week I’m going to post a pic of all the gay superstar comedy types who inspire me. Starting with Alan
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It might have taken 17 years but we got there. It is all about Visibility on mainstream shows bebe - beautiful ❤
A moment to change it all. Such power in this Tango from John and Johannes @jojo_radebe #Strictly
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*NEWS* - I’m so so excited I could burst! But I can FINALLY tell you that I have my first presenter job - I am the new host of a brand new reality show COMING SOON called CELEBS ON THE FARM - with all these famous faces #channel5 #5star #comingsoon #realitytv
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My boyfriend just shouted at me because I ate 18 mini sausage rolls.... I mean, there’s literally nothing else to do between lunch and dinner ❤️
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Dunelm is full of all the people who are collecting their Click & Collect orders they made when they were shitfaced in the beer garden last night. I’m now the proud owner of a wok and a flamingo
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Loads of homophobes who are not homophobes do not like this advert. And nor do I, the fact that Cadbury think I would EVER share my creme egg is disgusting, unnatural and shouldn’t be aired on ITV
Also, I saw a straight couple kiss in an advert & I shall not be buying a BBQ
I am not Homophobic but I just think the New Cadbury Egg advert to be shown on ITV is totally unnecessary. Showing two men passionately enjoying a Cream egg that Children love to eat will only confuse children as such a young age. Why??
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I bought a house in a pandemic 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 thank you to everyone who has supported my career and made this possible!
Please can you now support me for another 25 years and bring some pals
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So so sad to hear the news about Caroline Flack. This shouldn’t have happened. My thoughts are with her family and friends! Im going to hold my own even closer tonight. It’s time to start being kinder - in person AND online
Samaritans: 116 123
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She only went and did a blumming show with the angel that is @AlanCarr in support of @AnthonyNolan - everything about this makes me happy tonight. Me and Al on the same bill.... 😍😍😍
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Do I need to break up with my boyfriend because he won’t let me have the puppy that I AM mature enough for?
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Morning - my new show ‘Celebrity 5 Go Camping’ starts TONIGHT @channel5_tv 8pm. We had such a laugh and are still all really good friends! If you want to have a laugh and see people get on - this is the show for you ❤️
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Had such an amazing night opening for the very funny, wise AND fabulous @jasonmanford
Jason was the first comedian i had ever seen, first comedy DVD i had ever bought and now to be in a position to open for him - and get great career advice&incite is really a full circle moment
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Who's @janegarvey1 ?? Her only critcism of me on Unbreakable is that she hasn't heard of me.
Had we heard of anyone until they were given the chance. There's such a snobbery in this industry. Im a working class lad who grew up with no money and who has grafted the comedy circuit
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Back with my gurrrrl! Brighton you were amazing!!! Thank you for all the love, follows and support. So bloody lucky we get to be back out doing what we love - LIVE PERFORMANCE! Two gay icons bebe 🥰
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! I can finally tell you that I am walking into 2019 with a new job!I’m joining Eamonn&Ruth’s Do The Right Thing (I’m basically their C5 Alison Hammond).
It starts THIS Sunday, LIVE (oh lord), C5, 9pm
Can’t wait to get started on a show that’s main aim is kindness
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It’s freeeeeeezing and my boyfriend said he refuses to put the heating on until at least October....
I guess it’s true what they say, every little girl does end up marrying their father 🤣
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Straight men - this is not how you compliment me after my show
‘I really liked your show. You were my favourite.... but I’m not gay’
This is how you do it
‘I really liked your show. You were my favourite’
I enjoyed you in my audience but I’m not straight - it’s unnatural
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Babes - I’m on Live at the Apollo tonight on BBC Two at 10pm and it’s the extended sets! I think rich white producers can all agree I’m highbrow now and should probably be on 8 out of 10 Cats next
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What an adventure we’ve had and there’s no one I’d rather do it with than my little Brenda! @BrennanReece - we had an amazing time on Coach Trip Celebrité - it’s the holiday we were too tight to pay for ourselves @coachtrip @E4Tweets cheers!!! X
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Celeb Coach Trip may end tonight and there’s no one I’d rather have done it with than @BrennanReece - mainly because being next to him made people think I am butch! What’s next? Keep following ❤️
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I wish I was wealthy. Seemingly, if you have loads of dosh lockdown doesn’t really impact you, you can still have your birthday party and just pay the £10k fine the next day! #CheaterOra
Don’t tell me there’s not a class issue in this whole thing 🤬
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To all those doing online dating in Lockdown 2.0 - My partner and I met on Tinder. But he tells me he didn’t mean to swipe right, he was just trying to get jam off his screen
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BIG BIG NIGHT FOR THE OLD SB! I PLAYED MY FIRST ARENA!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thank you so much @kathbum for letting me have the privilege of opening for you tonight! It was the most incredible feeling
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This is lovely
Hi @MattHancock & @NicolaSturgeon
We would like to offer our closed @BrewDog venues to help with a quick roll out of the vaccine. For free.
We have waiting areas, huge refrigerators, seperate rooms for vaccinatations and an ace team who can help organise.
We want to help.
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GO GO GO AND SEE #jamielondon - I cannot cope!!! If you need something to inspire you and give you a kick in the pussoire to get you back to your dreams and yourself - THIS IS YOUR SHOW! Cheers @LaytonWilliams @TheOnlyVinegar @DanGSells @TheBiancaDelRio ❤️❤️
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Thank you to every single person with watched Celebs on the Farm this series! We are a tiny show with a big response. Your messages of support have meant the world to me!! Hope to see you all again really soon!! I’m gonna have a happy cry in the shower right now ❤️⭐️❤️⭐️
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Happy @Kathbum Day!! I’ve just watched it with a small ‘day wine’ and I feel frigging fierce! Merci for the perfect start to my week ❤️
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Thank you for having me @JasonManford - another glorious night supporting this ledge on tour - Skegness you were GLORIOUS
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The world seems really miserable at the moment and there seems to be a rise in homophobia all over the UK. Disgusting. So I wrote a little thing because we should be uniting. metro.co.uk/2019/06/10/more-…
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It’s coming back!! Celebs on the Farm....
(Please note potential next employers - I will sparkle on your shows too!) ❤️
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Shall we sort out the global pandemic first babes?
Unhealthy snacks will be banned at shop checkouts and junk food adverts will not be allowed on TV before 9pm, the prime minister is set to announce in bid to tackle the UK's obesity issue
itv.com/news/2020-07-26/pm-t…
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OMG @BBCTwo HAS MADE ME A MEME!!!!! I’ve made it! I’ll be announcing my retirement shortly
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#London - a few years ago @Kathbum gave me my first profesh break and let me support her on tour! She has now agreed to open for me on 17th April @bloomstheatre - I’m so happy!!
Tix here:
ucl.ac.uk/event-ticketing/bo…
*obs if she gets a telly job she may have to bow out
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Absolutely thrilled to announce that I am the new host of Takeshi’s Castle coming on 8th June to @ComedyCentralUK - and this series we have a whole host of celebrity guests ❤️🌈
beyondthejoke.co.uk/content/…
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I’ve just started to watch this Versace assassination show and holy shitballs - DARREN CRISS!!!!
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I think what they have done tonight is cruel. How could they not do it Wednesday when they had this data? They seem to be constantly ignoring data until it’s too late - in any other job this would be called negligence and if you were negligent in any other job, you’d be sacked
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*NEWS* - I’m going out on tour in 2019 with my brand new show and I am so very excited! I loved the last one & would love to see you all again LIVE!All support appreciated so if you can get tix for ppl you love or loathe or RT this thank you so much!
Tix stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk/to…
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I was so in love with my boyfriend - even more so when he asked me to move in...... then I moved to Croydon and realised he clearly hates me
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My lovely boyf doesn’t have social media but he did a charity run (whilst social distancing) - effectively everyone runs on their own for one hour for charity! And I’m so proud of him for using his hour exercise for charity whilst maintaining gov guidelines @cityrunsLDN
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Bullying can have horrible lasting effects. Want to help bring an end to it? Pls share @StandUpFdn @RugbyBenCohen
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What did everyone think of all new Celebs on the Farm? Who’s your winner? The show continues tonight, 9pm on @MTVUK and in the meantime here’s a pic of me and @CherylHoleQueen looking like we’re off to prom ❤️
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Boris and Chris Whittey keep saying if WE follow the rules, WE will get through this and have Xmas!
Bitches, it’s you & your mates who are the first to break them. That’s why Sharon and her girls & gays think they can restart their cocktail nights!! Fish rots from the head down
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Sooooo much to say!! Thank you so much for supporting mine and @brennanreece journey over the past few weeks!
But keep following us because we are announcing something very exciting together next week!!!
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My tour also starts next week - stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk/gi…
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Holy shitballs. To everyone who never took the chubby ginger kid seriously.... my very first comedy special airs TONIGHT, 10:40pm @ComedyCentralUK - I cant quite believe it - please watch it ❤️
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switching off socials until Jan to give myself a festive break - thank you so much to everyone who has supported me this year - watched my telly shows, came to gigs, booked me, watched zoom shows. It is so appreciated. Have an amazing xmas! shows on sale next year - see thread x
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I’m starting to think I should I present the news - imagine my voice giving bad news, at least it would feel a little cheerier! CAMP
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My LGBTQ+ hero of the week - Day 3 - it’s Lily! For me, it was Lily’s quick wit and turn of phrase that really stood out.
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Good morning! Tonight’s the night... the new series of Celebs on the Farm starts at 9pm on MTV, and is then repeated on C5 at 11pm
I’m so proud of what we achieved during Covid! It is just what people need right now a camp hour of escapism! Celebs, muck, machinery...
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Tonight i am on my fave comedy show - WOULD I LIE TO YOU? at 9pm on BBC One!! Give it a watch and see if i am a good liar #wilty
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This is why we should teach about #LGBT+ relationships in schools so that people don’t grow up to be uneducated thugs. We tried it your way and it is doesn’t work - now let’s educate
Nice bit of homophobia at Green Park today. This is why we should still be talking about #lgbt - we are not there yet even if you like to think we are.
I should be able to kiss the man I love, just like you can ❤️
I normally shy away from this but we talk about everything else
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When i was a kid, i thought my dad was dead tight for not letting us have the heating on until mid December, now i am the bill payer, I seem to have learnt how to layer 🤣🤣
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2009 - I had @CherylOfficial FIGHT FOR THIS LOVE on repeat
2019 - I met her!And pretended to be so cool (and I still have Fight for the Love on repeat)
Everytime I wonder what’s next for me, London has a crafty way of showing me it will be a-ok!
#shouldhaveinvitedhertomyshow
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Posh straight boys that have never lived in the real world or struggled financially should not be able to run the country!
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Can both pairs win pleaaaaaase? #StrictlyComeDancing
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Boris' announcement has sent the NHS booster jab booking site crashing - it's like trying to get tickets for Glastonbury - at least it's the Vaccines and the Cure headlining
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Normally when I’m crying over sausage and chips it’s after too many voddys in the gay village #MaskedSingerUK
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Don’t you think it’s mean that my boyfriend won’t let me put up the Xmas decs? There’s already reduced mince pies in Tesco - if anything I’m behind
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I have had such a lovely weekend in Scotland with this one! I am really pinching myself at the moment with all the exciting stuff going on! I really appreciate all the lovely support and comments.
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Not been a bad decade has it?
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2009 - a graduate of Modern Languages - French & Spanish
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2019 - graduating in the hall of fame of LIVE AT THE APOLLO!!
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Here’s to the next ten!
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Can every night be like tonight! With the big man @jasonmanford tonight in my main man's (Rich's) hometown!!
Thanks for making me feel so welcome as always ❤️
Lucky lucky boy ⭐️
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There’s not enough space to say everything I want on here...But to everyone who has watched and said lovely things about #CelebsOnTheFarm series 2 - THANK YOU!! I think we’ve made a proper good telly show away from all the politics! @5star_tv thanks for being our home ❤️
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Why are we giving her a platform? Can’t scientists come up with a cure to eradicate bigotry?
I’m bored of all this now - many thanks ❤️
I’m going to go to my boyfriend’s family’s BBQ where there is loads food, love and joy - something she’ll never know
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