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this is incredibly explicitly sacrilegious lol
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if you're going to dress like this you need to make music that is a little more interesting than something that plays while shopping at Walgreens
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you know Bruce Wayne could have just said fucking hi to Alfred at the coffee shop at the end of the Dark Knight Rises the man raised you as a son
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Still a marvel almost 90 years later and they only had to torture and almost kill everyone on set to make it happen
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there's not enough shows that shove a bunch of unrelated celebrities together in a panel format
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Jim Carrey should keep announcing his retirement and then unretiring just to do another Sonic film
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Still hilarious that the author of The Boy in the Striped Pajamas included a recipe from The Legend of Zelda in another of his "historical" fiction novels because he couldn't be bothered to do more research than a cursory Google search for red dye recipes
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I didn't realize how hard his life was until I read his Wikipedia page a couple nights ago.
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The story behind the production of this movie is hilarious. They shot an R rated heist comedy, realized it was shit. Decided to re-edit to be as family friendly as possible and focus all the advertisement as if the kangaroo could talk even though it was a 5 minute dream sequence
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Hollywood is too afraid to make a movie about the guy who bowled a perfect game on 9/11
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love that Ben Affleck has grown up to be Archie
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This is probably the best selling game on Steam right now maybe the Simpsons really did predict everything
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What level of actor was John Wilkes Booth, was he A-list or more of a Zachary Levi
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you know Wes Anderson uses other fucking shots besides "stands in the middle of the frame"
The Lord of the Rings by Wes Anderson.
The casting is perfect!
Featuring:
- Bill Murray as Gandlaf
- Jeff Goldblum as Elrond
- Willam Dafoe as Gollum
- Owen Wilson as Sauron.
(by curious_refuge on Reddit)
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wow Cormac McCarthy didn’t consider the possibility of Superman or power levels when he was writing his novel about the genocide of indigenous peoples
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“And then I put the bloody Bible in the bloody fiction section at me local Barnes and Noble”
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Why is everyone acting nostalgic for normal every days things you can still do today
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no one wants to imagine being a teenager between 2005-2011 like I was because no one wants to experience that much Black Eyed Peas again
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The MCU's main goal seems to be to exploit the body dysmorphia of male comedians
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"Teenagers reacting to life sentences" would be too on the nose for even Black Mirror just Hell
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Any time I see people being like "lol Tom Cruise has never seen a movie" I'm like he literally understands cinema on a molecular level
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people get mad at me when i say this is one of the best american films of the decade but it's true
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going with the “man I think it depends” line to waiting at crosswalks where it seems like there’s no cars coming
there's so many ppl that genuinely don't realize they have free will it's kinda absurd, like why are waiting on a crosswalk signal when there are no cars coming in your path? just cross the street its ok i promise
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The fact that she got blacklisted in the 00s for shoplifting from a store for rich people was so fucked up
“a staff member asked winona ryder if she’d take a picture. to our delight, she not only agreed, but insisted on waiting until we gathered the rest of our team at hollywood toys and costumes, saying ‘i love it here, i want to do this’” 🤍
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I wish I could remember who it was that said this but I remember seeing someone say that Patrick Bateman’s pop music monologues are less effective in 2022 because that’s how everyone talks about pop music now
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She is playing a sex worker whose job it is to blend in with the rich at functions like this.
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I don't know how the hell you make anything that isn't either a boring puff piece or the most horrifying film of all time
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Guy who was skeptical about the vaccine until he listened to Stewie
Stewie Griffin Explains COVID Vaccine in Educational ‘Family Guy’ PSA Video variety.com/2021/tv/news/fam…
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Asking people “are you a balls guy or a shaft guy” like how people ask “if you are a boobs or ass man”
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It's so funny that a gay man introduced the leather look into metal from the Leather Bars and sex shops he frequented and metal fans want to pretend it's the most heterosexual genre that ever existed
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these are about the only so-called “liminal spaces” to actually instill fear in me
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Not a shock Variety frames it this way after learning about the deal Coogler made to get the rights to his film back.
"Sinners" has amassed $61 million in its global debut. It's a great result for an original, R-rated horror film, yet the Warner Bros. release has a $90 million price tag before global marketing expenses, so profitability remains a ways away. tinyurl.com/5crb5f83
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you can probably convince Tarantino this counts for his 10th film and cause him psychic damage
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Is Frasier the most successful spin-off show of all time what am I forgetting
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i think we all got so used to the Queen that seeing this fucking guy wear this shit really highlights how stupid the whole institution really is
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I love that in American Psycho you never figure out if Willem Dafoe's detective character actually was on to Bateman or if he really was just kind of a clueless dork
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still think it’s crazy that Hackman didn’t want to do the film because he didn’t understand the character and then you watch the film and no one is more locked in to what the character should be than him
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Dude’s trauma is people making fun of his balloon art on twitter that’s probably why he can’t find a soulmate
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Discovering that those photos of Rivers Cuomo in drag were personally insisted by him to be used for the Pink Triangle single cover but the record label said no and I’m like hmm lol
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The Seinfeld porn parody starts with Porn Jerry doing standup asking “What’s the deal with double penetration” and it was a funnier moment than anything from Jerry’s real standup
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I feel so bad for her because the only thing the actors of the original film thought they were making was some shitty b-movie that would be lost to time
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Always loved how the colors popped in this video and also every single Beatle is stoned out of their mind if you stare at their eyes long enough
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So many TikTok influencers seem like they are half a step away from being this guy
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I think what gets lost every time someone talks about this is a refusal to acknowledge that growing up around the industry *does* give you more insights and connections into how to break in than someone who grows up in Iowa with a dad who is a mailman
Zooey Deschanel on being called a nepo baby
"My father is a cinematographer ... no one is getting jobs because [of that]"
Her dad is a 6X Oscar nominee and her mother is an actress
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didn't they turn down Marvel so they could make EEAAO lol also the Best Director award getting turned into a job program for Marvel films is a very depressing idea.
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Dafoe as Scrooge is probably the one way to get me to watch a version of a Christmas Carol that doesn't have a Muppet in it at this point
Robert Eggers is reportedly working on a new adaptation of A Christmas Carol for Warner Bros.
He’s writing the role of Ebenezer Scrooge specifically for Willem Dafoe.
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He's an underrated part of the dream narrative because he serves the role of a person you see on TV a lot who just shows up in your dream for no reason sometimes
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Will never not make fun of “the same universe” about a show about people working in an office.
Greg Daniels is starting a writers room to come up with ideas for a new ‘THE OFFICE’ series.
The series will be set in a new office with new characters but live within the same universe.
(Source: Deadline)
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i get the joke but like neo-Nazi skinheads showing up to hardcore shows was enough of a problem in the 80s Dead Kennedys had to write a song about it lol
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Unironically should have cast Tracey Morgan as Garfield instead of Chris Pratt
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why is she always at war with dying elderly people
Katy Perry labeled a ‘giant spoiled brat’ in $15M mansion war against 85-year-old ‘dying’ veteran trib.al/d0PcHfC
Community note
The Post's own reporting notes that the previous owner sold the house to Katy Perry, signed a contract, and then wanted to backtrack after he had regrets. The man is Carl Westcott, a multimillionaire who founded 1-800-FLOWERS. A judge found he was competent when he signed.
nypost.com/2025/08/07/ent…
westcott.com/about-us
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Threatening to get someone fired from writing on *the Simpsons* for the lightest of light jokes about Kamala Harris's ability to say a lot of words while saying nothing at all is so bleak
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it’s funny that Mr. Beast doesn’t seem to understand even the simplistic storytelling techniques of reality tv on any fundamental level
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tweets like this make his “I saw Madame Web today” tweet so much funnier to me
Watched "ARGYLLE" in Dolby Atmos. This film begins with a glass with an argyle pattern. The idea, the sense, the camera, the look, the humor, the costumes, the music selection, the sound effects, the casting, the whole film is in full bloom in Matthew Vaughn's style! The film is full of twists, turns, overdone shocks, and surprises! The foreshadowing is also recovered in such a way that it fits together like an argyle. A first-rate filmmaker deceives the world. Very satisfying. Recent espionage films have become too realistic. I want a spy movie that is pop, stylish, silly, romantic, and cute like 007 in the golden age. The action is innovative. The director's cat also plays a big role. I'm looking forward to the sequel as well as to the one of "Kick-Ass”. In the ED credits, I learned that stuntman Bradley James Allan has passed away 🙏
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it's beside the point but basically the entire score of Final Fantasy 7 is just variations on the score from Twin Peaks and when i realized that it blew my teenage mind lol
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Remember when people on TikTok were complaining about Austin Butler picking "obscure favorite films like The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"
Winona Ryder loves working with the young co-stars she’s been given over the last several years, but there is one aspect of them she isn’t exactly a fan of: their diminished love of film.
Read more: thewrap.com/winona-ryder-you…
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