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It’s a really good day. 💙 My book is officially OUT. If you haven’t already ordered it, feel free to. Or don’t, whatever you think. Okay cool, ttyl. #owmh
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Please be real. Please be real. Please be real.
BIG NEWS: #KimKardashianWest SPIT on #TristenThompson #TristanThompson at hospital over #cheatig scandal #BlackTwitter #KUWTK #KimKardashian #KhloeKardashian #MomLife #KhloeBaby #CelebrityBabies #MomLife #LaniBlair
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Yesterday was the best day of my life. I love you so much it’s disgusting @iambeau. Can not thank @LisaVanderpump enough for making the night a freaking DREAM.
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We’re all in agreement that we need to stay inside, wash hands, and that Carole killed her husband, right? #TigerKing
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Getting engaged to Beau in a graveyard was the best moment of my life, but need to thank @LisaVanderpump for welcoming my family & friends into her home to celebrate after. It was already magical but she helped it go NEXT LEVEL (and so posh) ❤️
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I constantly get “bring back season 1 stassi” tweets. And when I do, y’all go calling me to the guillotine. Pick a lane, please.
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I’m willing to go back to waitressing at SUR for this quarantine to be over. Honestly— at this point, I’d pay to put on that SUR dress and clock in.
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This feels like the time I quit Vanderpump rules, moved to New York and didn’t know what to do with myself.
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I don’t even think I know how to socialize anymore. Once this is over, I’m going to be so weird at parties.
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Y’ALL. I wrote a freaking book!!!!!!! People always say to write what you know. So obvs I wrote about what I know best — being basic. Next Level Basic is out April - AND you can preorder here: tinyurl.com/ydguddcq Like holy shit, holy shit. That’s my book!!!
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I’m not good at responding to texts. This quarantine isn’t ideal. Everyone knows I’m not busy now.
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Beau is on a group zoom chat of what looks to be about 40 people & it sounds like he’s the only one who’s been talking the whole time. Which means I’m marrying the guy who takes over zoom parties. I don’t know how to feel.
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There’s no rule book for dealing with death/grief. I would implore everyone who’s attacking Lala to take a moment to digest that. #pumprules
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Finally I can start watching the Bachelor again. 22 yr olds pretending they’re there to get married got really bore bore. Congrats @Clare_Crawley
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HOW IS THIS A NEWS ARTICLE. GOD HELP US.
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Girl, you were harmless. And watching that scene had me rolling. Whoever’s saying it’s inappropriate is a weirdo. @scheana
“About it”??? It was most definitely NOT about Nikolai. You ppl are disgusting for thinking this. He’s a kid I’ve watched grow up. How the hell else do you talk to a teenage boy at a dinner table? Should I have ignored him?
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I literally have never cared about sports. Never owned a Saints shirt. I knew nothing about football until I met Beau. Loving your hometown has zero to do with a sports game. Sit your ass down.
Fuck that Stassi! Remember where you came from. Be a woman that doesn’t change who you are for a man, for once. I bet you only like his type of music too. #SoDisapointed #FairWeatherFans #WhoDatNation
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After seeing “she can put down the food”... I’m disgusted, repulsed and weirded the eff out. #pumprules
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“Best selling bitch”. Write it on my tombstone. #PumpRules
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I legitimately credit you, @chrissyteigen for keeping me employed. I bend the knee to you. nitter.app/chrissyteigen/status/9…
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Beau and I got in our first quarantine fight yesterday... over the size of the TV. I also got my first quarantine hangover today. And it’s April 1st. Just been sitting around thinking lots of “firsts”. This is the lamest tweet ever.
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I’m not sorry. They should probably step it up. @iambeau
I’m sorry to all the boyfriends out there who’s girlfriends have seen this video on IG and have been giving you guys grief! I did not mean to set the bar sooo high as an IG BF. To the men out there...
Can you please forgive me?!
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Dear ppl who cyber bully reality "villains", your favorite shows would be canceled if everyone sat around holding hands. You're welcome.
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Me waking up to the Meghan Markle baby announcement after spending the last two days convincing everyone around me she was preggers.
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Everyone looks so chic & put together in their self-quarantine photos/videos/736384 live IG stories and I’m over here looking like Gollum in pizza stained sweatpants.
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Models who post about their photo shoots in exotic locations with the caption “just another day at the office” need to be weeded out.
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Doing my best to let the last ten years of my dating experiences go. Work in progress. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Everyone hating on @stassi but I find it refreshing to see someone be so vunerable about their insecurities and to have a partner that responds in a caring, respectful, yet honest manner. #VanderpumpRules
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NBD just casually spending my Saturday afternoon living vicariously through every single housewife’s IG story. @BravoTV
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That cross is made out of my grandmother’s costume jewelry. Didn’t realize that meant I’m no longer allowed to swear. Go watch Tiger King, Kathy.
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My grandma’s crew. Her version of the Witches of WeHo. Every single Saturday, they’d get their girl group together for mass and a girls’ dinner. That’s commitment to the girls club. I’m so honored to have filled in for my grandma, at least for a moment. bit.ly/30Lmiu7
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Ugh. I’m embarrassed that I’m triggered by show stuff when there’s much more important shit going on right now. Seriously, feel free to judge me. I’m judging myself.
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My favorite reason yet
@stassi I ordered your book because I really want you and Beau to get a house with AC.
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If you really need a high-5, you can ask. I’m in the other room. @iambeau
What if I have some crazy disorder from missing Hi-5’s so much, that it turns sexual for needing that human contact... with a good POP 🙏🏼💥!? I just NEED that right now. Ugh
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#PumpRules is BACK—don't miss the season premiere Tuesday, January 7th and 9/8c on @BravoTV!
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When this is over, pretty sure my dogs aren’t going to know how to function when we leave the house.
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Um @chrissyteigen for president. If she can get The Backstreet Boys lyrics figured out, what else could she do?
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Really down to do this whole law school thing with Kim K. I feel like I’d totes be a great running mate. Ranch and wine for all! #2028
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My thoughts on this episode: if I didn’t have such oversized non-supported boobs, I too would go sans “breast prison” EVERY DAMN DAY. @dayna_kathan 🙌
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Oh my lord!!!!!
We can’t get over these baby clouded leopards from the @ColumbusZoo named after #PumpRules stars @stassi and @iambeau!
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At airport, just heard someone yell “princess”, and I just realized that I actually physically turned around to answer. #noshame
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Sign me up.
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This is what I was planning on wearing at my future inauguration. Damnit @MELANIATRUMP, it's perfect. 💙💙💙
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This twitter feud thing is new for me. Is this what it feels like to be @mrjaxtaylor? Lol ... quarantine life is getting weird.
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Stay strong.
Watching Beau propose to @stassi just stopped me from texting my ex. Thank you 💕
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That aperol spritz though
New Season 8 intro looks! @stassi @mrjaxtaylor @BNCartwright and a bow-tied @iambeau, of course! #PumpRules
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Question: what would you call this style? I’m into it. A lot. And I don’t know how to describe it. I feel like a moron, but help me pleaseeee
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No one talk to/call/text/email me for at least a week. #GamefThrones is the best show in the history of the world.
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I love Kim. I love Kanye. I love TSwift. Please don’t make me choose. I can’t take anymore stress at this point.
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I’m so sorry @mrjaxtaylor. Your dad was such a wonderful man. And I feel honored to have known him. Thinking of your family.
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Today is my birthday, but yesterday was my baby sister’s wedding. And it was the best freakin day ever. bit.ly/2Xxv8ge
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Blurry ass drunken photo from the night we got engaged. Love it, won’t delete later. ift.tt/2lochmC
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