sorry if i’m typing weird i just popped an advil

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i can’t believe i’ll never know what it’s like to get a boner
Milene🪆 -^.^-
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not jojo siwa's rebrand flopping so bad that she accidentally jumpstarted someone elses career
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even if trump dies we’re still stuck with jd vance’s stupid ass
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girl next to me in class said “unalived”. out loud. we are in college i promise u can say the word killed
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a good carrie casting… in my lifetime… i almost can’t believe it
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the day people stop pretending that minors aren’t having sex is the day we advance as a society
Following backlash, Plan B & other contraceptives will no longer be handed out at Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘GUTS’ tour. Variety reports the decision came from Rodrigo’s team because “children are present at the concerts.”
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am i gonna get cancelled if i say that if u voted for jill stein u should get locked up in a psych ward
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i love when non-americans find out that like 99% of american high school stereotypes are real. u show them friday night football and cheerleaders and yellow school buses and they act like they just saw a cryptid
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y’all…. it happened again…. i wrote another story where the main character was my self insert and ONCE AGAIN everyone in my writing class said they loved that my main character was a bad person
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this is good casting bc dominic sessa looks like someone who would be really passionate about close up magic
Dominic Sessa has been cast in ‘NOW YOU SEE ME 3’
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cant believe that scream has followed the same story and characters for over 25 years and now spyglass has ruined that legacy
“Scream 7” will now be the reboot of the franchise after losing both Melissa Barrera and Jenna Ortega.
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potentially my best thrift store cop of all time oh my god…
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y’all are not afraid of cancer enough for me
the face of a 25 year old who’s smoked cigarettes since age 16, drinks every day, lived in tanning beds for years, never used SPF on her face, and has had sun poisoning multiple (2) times
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it's kind of insane that ayo isnt on this list.....
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and what if i said i don’t think any of the performances in barbie were oscar worthy
nick
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just insane
Tell us your favorite acting debut.
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somewhere out there is a 12 year old closeted lesbian attending the guts tour who is going to hear red wine supernova for the first time and have their life changed forever
🚨| @ChappellRoan’s official opening setlist for @OliviaRodrigo’s “Guts World Tour”
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seeing demi moore win a golden globe for a mubi original body horror movie is kind of the greatest thing to ever happen to me
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i’m sorry but this is one of the most fun movies ever like i don’t trust anyone who didn’t like it
#nrw desperately trying to relive the joy i felt when i watched this in theaters for the first time
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why can't we just let stories about women be about women why do we have to find a way to make everything about men
Greta Gerwig on if a ‘KEN’ spin-off movie is in the works. “I can't comment on that. I mean the truth is… I guess we'll see.” (Source: cbsnews.com/news/will-there-…)
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taking a break from mourning yellowjackets to be gagged by this
Megan Fox has been cast as Toy Chica in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’
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just watched challengers. holy shit
Biscuit Wife 𓅃
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just got skinamarinked at the yard sale
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melissa supported neve campbell when she left after not getting paid what she wanted, but neve can’t even attempt to support melissa in the most bare minimum of ways after she got fired and slandered for speaking up against literal genocide. fucking spineless
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freddy vs. jason for nonbinary people
‘CHUCKY’ series director when asked if a potential face-off with M3GAN was possible: “I would say, stay tuned.” (Via: variety.com/2023/tv/news/chu…)
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forgot that there was a new yellowjackets episode tonight so i opened twitter and was immediately confronted with lottie’s dead body
Chief ⚔️ ‼️ (Dinosaurs Are Real)
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just got engaged to ayo edebiri❤️☘️
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the worst man you’ve ever met just ordered this
Remember boys. You are Kenough. ✌️
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yellowjackets introducing adult lottie and van in s2. barely developing their characters at all. and then killing them both off in s3. just so we could get left with melissa hat. right….
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the gore in maxxxine is being described as “over the top” oh i prayed for days like these
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mari being trapped in a cave with ben’s crazy ass while everyone else is lezzing out
M ☆
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seeing non horror fans give horror recommendations is always so funny bc like. girl. why are u telling someone to watch the babadook
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sean baker i hate you and think you’re a freak loser. mikey madison i love you and you deserve everything good in the world. these schools of thought can coexist
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oh shes everything…
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australians in 2014 at the movie theater watching gwen stacy’s back snap in spiderman 2
michael 🎸
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shauna is absolutely going to have a vision of jackie while having sex with melissa. yellowjackets is the greatest show in the world
reaction encyclopedia
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12 years old in 2021 is diabolical
ijbol i found this list i made in 2021 at 12 years old😭 i rly just chucked a random man on the end to be safe
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nell tiger free i will get u in that audition room
Who would you like to see play Joan of Arc in Baz Lurhmann’s upcoming film?
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idk why this tweet blew up but update: it fits so perfect i cannot believe this. this is my soul shirt we are spiritually connected
potentially my best thrift store cop of all time oh my god…
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please god tell me the leak is just hilary swank in a hat
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theres no point in talking abt feminism and against sexual assault if ur gonna go hang out with rapists. its pathetic to not practice what u preach
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i think some ppl are misinterpreting this as me hating barbie... i really enjoyed barbie i just dont think the performances were groundbreaking enough to warrant oscar nominations. i do however think that barbie should get nominations for costumes, set design, and screenplay
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Replying to @lLSENEUMANN
it’s so weird to me like what censorship are u avoiding when ur speaking outloud😭
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i giggled at how silly this message looks until i remembered that i literally watch everything on soap2day. like it’s over for me
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charles melton it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
Charles Melton is not interested in method acting. “The idea of causing suffering and pain to others around you, in order to tell your story for the character… That is not my cup of chamomile tea.” (i-d.vice.com/en/article/k7zy…)
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i feel misled. saltburn was not as disturbing or weird as everyone said it was gonna be. i think it should’ve been weirder actually
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first with refusing to pay neve what she deserves, then kicking off melissa for speaking against genocide (and essentially kicking off jenna with her), now they wanna reboot it bc they ruined it. just awful awful people running that company
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ok but like. i can see their vision with this casting. she gives park attendant
Ella Purnell has been cast in Craig Roberts’ killer squirrel comedy-horror ‘The Scurry’ She will play a park attendant who must use her unique skills and strength to survive a band of killer squirrels. (screendaily.com/news/ella-pu…)
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that clip of lily gladstone picking up riley keough and putting her on a counter while they makeout. real television is back baby
Carey O'Donnell
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i actually love mari BECAUSE she’s a bitch!
i actually love mari #idgaf that she’s a bitch

ALT Sourkettle Olivia Rodrigo Breaking My Silence GIF

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Replying to @psychicowboy
this is so upsettingggg😭
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imagine getting hired as a social media intern and then finding out your job is to make lesbian ship edits
There's no such thing as false 'ship hope. There's just hope... #Yellowjackets
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me when sophie thatcher made her 10 second appearance in maxxxine
📂 rosiepher archive
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do yall remember when jasmin savoy brown terrorized us via instagram stories for like 2 days bc she wouldn’t stop trying to convince ppl that lesbians could be attracted to men
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PERCY JACKSON SHOW IS SOOOOO GOOD I PRAYED FOR DAYS LIKE THESE
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girl FUCK friday the 13th
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its kinda wild that none of the yellowjackets in the teen timeline have k*lled themselves yet like. yall have been stuck out there for over 6 months, you've starved, you ate ur friend, u witnessed a miscarriage, u murdered and ate a boy, and somehow u STILL want to survive?
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just found out that the grave scene in saltburn was barry keoghan’s idea
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Replying to @stabmisana
omg yeah i forgot that football players and cheerleaders wore their uniforms on game day😭everyone would also wear our school colors on game day sometimes
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THE BEAR GOLDEN GLOBE SWEEEEEEEEEP !!!!!!
alex turntine
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yes scream is my favorite movie franchise of all time. yes i hope scream 7 flops so bad that it does irreparable damage to spyglass and neve's career.
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just remembered she was in it last year my bad y’all😭
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thinking about how everyone in my writing class said they loved that the main character in my short story was a bad person….. the main character was my self insert….
Netflix
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currently doing a deep dive into the marketing for the blair witch project rn and yall. the website with police evidence… the fake documentary ABOUT the blair witch project…. this is bonkers
weird ass pretty girl media ☆
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the entire country is watching a FOOTBALL GAME meanwhile israel just started annihilating rafah with nonstop airstrikes. there are 1.5 million people getting bombed right now. america funded this genocide but we're too busy with sports to care
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doing this after turning down priscilla... lana del rey i see ur spirit and it is looking dark
Lana Del Rey to perform at Graceland for NBC holiday special honoring Elvis Presley. The program airs live on November 29th.
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neve stans acting like a movie franchise is more important than speaking against genocide. okay.
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Replying to @vansfacee
my issue w the hat is u can tell that hilary swank is not a hat person…. it looks unnatural… like her very body is rejecting it….
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wayyyyyy too many people forget that skin cancer is real! wearing sunscreen isn’t just so u can look younger as you age!
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and we're supposed to be taking notes on feminism from.... bradpittlawyer ??
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Replying to @cherruph
WDYM U DIDNT HAVE LOCKERS
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me with natalie scatorccio
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the entirety of lisa frankenstein is visually stunning and fun to watch but this scene in particular was so well done
anyways. lisa frankenstein dream sequence my beloved
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emma myers in werewolf bootcamp
📁 | reaction videos !!!
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the virgin suicides is very literally the opposite of a female manipulator movie
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Replying to @glindaology
no like i can’t help but laugh bc the first time i was intentionally making the character a bad person, but this time i didn’t even mean to
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i have a very specific vision.
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this film clearly wants to have the nuance of something like lolita but instead just reads like a 2014 wattpad fanfic
First trailer for ‘MILLER’S GIRL’ starring Jenna Ortega and Martin Freeman has been released.
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oooo u wanna go watch alien romulus with me this week so bad nitter.app/karrotist/status/18268…
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thinking abt how amber probably could’ve killed mindy in the basement scene but she didn’t…. and mindy is literally the only person amber didn’t attack at all…. woah
mindy just playing with amber’s hair, oh this definitely was just jasmin and mikey 😭😭
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Replying to @doomerdear
the use of euphemisms isn’t rlly what i’m concerned abt, but i think it’s important that we aren’t afraid to speak bluntly about real things in a college level discussion. people shouldn’t become so comfortable with being censored and censoring themselves
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Replying to @edwardcollins11
she was! but she also physically was not a book accurate casting at all and i think that really changes the way we view the story
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melissa hat stans please stay away from me for the next few days i need some space
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Replying to @stevieRML
they hope she’ll come back but i really doubt she will. especially after they refused to pay her what she deserves
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im tired of exorcism movies where its a little girl getting possessed. why not a middle aged restaurant manager. why not a 23 yr old fashion intern living in bushwick. lets get creative
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“we’re having so much fun” meanwhile they’re writing the most devastating cannibalism scenes that will haunt me for years
#Yellowjackets Season 3 is "deep in the writing" process, says co-showrunner Ashley Lyle. “Everybody came back [post-strike] so incredibly enthusiastic, raring to go and creatively invigorated. We’re having so much fun and are very excited about it." variety.com/2023/tv/news/yel…
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rachel sennott. i have an idea for the cast of your new show.
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is this mikey madison shade
David Arquette will return as Dewey for ‘SCREAM 7’ (Source: Deadline)
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i’m still here btw
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Replying to @sebs0111
the tv definitely has a little glow rn ngl!
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and hereditary… for some reason non horror fans are convinced that hereditary is like a niche movie that nobody has heard of😭
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having a trans actor play carrie adds such an interesting and important layer to the character's experience with womanhood oooo i love this so much
hunter schafer have high chances of being the new carrie whites
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i just think it’s funny how movies about “women’s stories” only seem to win major awards when they’re directed and written by men but like. whatever
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i mean do what u want but personally the idea of a slow and painful death at the age of 45 that was completely preventable and will probably traumatize the people i love the most is not how i wanna go out. godspeed tho🙏🏻
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so many good horror movies in the world and ur top recommendation is THE BABADOOK??
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Replying to @DillyandTruffle
sam’s story is directly connected to characters from the first movies.. characters which also appear in scream 5… don’t act dense
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Replying to @wereallparamore
definitely. they should be a strong contender for costume design as well
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what happened to experiencing things as you watch the movie. why do i need to know this a month before it comes out
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idk go ask her
how do you serve cunt in aAAAAUGHHHGHH IT BURNS IT BURNS GOD FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK MY SKIN AAAAOUHHHHHGHHHHGGGGGHHHHSHIT THE FUCKINGGFUCK GAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG ITFFFEELS LIKE FUUUUCKGAHHHHHHH BURNING MMMELTING GRRRGGNHGGGGG GGG
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