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this image makes me cry it’s his favorite summer polo why is she so mean he looks fine
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in uni I talked to this girl who was like 21 and she said “my mom looks soooo young look guess how old she is!!” and she showed me a pic and I was like “wow she looks so young I would guess she’s like 40!” and she frowned and said “yeah she’s 41”
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the ACLU finding an interracial couple named Loving gotta be the biggest jackpot in legal history like how are you gonna take a case named Loving v Virginia about the right to marry and not side with Loving
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when I was in first grade we had a large cross class conflict where we’d all fight and shit and it continued for literal months but the really interesting part is that the sides were named “boys” and “girls” but there was no gender element in which side you were on
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8 inches soft is such an absurd lie it’s pissing me off. no one is 8 inches soft. why go on twitter and claim that.
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while being one of the greatest tweets of all time it is also responsible for a lot of profoundly unfunny tweets who try to copy its cadence
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just learned that Germany has a hot chocolate with a shot of rum in it that they call “Lumumba” cause he got shot and he’s black and yeah ok Germany should’ve been paved over
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I saved this picture like 6 months ago from some insane Lolicon and it always makes me cry it’s so fucking good
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thinking about how the greatest trump impression of all time comes from some guy who only uses it to post videos of trump bullying walt junior nitter.app/thiccwaluigi/status/15…
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guy dying live on camera on kick after being beaten for 10 days straight is the exaggerated way you’d describe the average kick stream but it actually happened. deeply evil website
(TW violence ) A shocking story out of France that’s an actual Black Mirror episode come to life: Streamer Jean Pormanove (real name Raphaël Graven) died last night live on Kick. For years, his so-called “friends” humiliated him on camera with beatings, bullying & insults… all for donations. 🧵
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not the most likes but easily the most views. a lot of guys were in the replies genuinely trying to argue that they’re 8 inches soft
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*continuing naming increasingly niche groups*: and They/them baristas, Albanian pizzeria owners, Finnish kosher butchers, Muslim bartenders, Goblins, Ghouls, Zombies with no conscience
Zohran: "This movement was made by Yemeni bodega owners, Mexica Abuelas, Senegalese taxi drivers, Uzbek nurses, Trinidadian line cooks, and Ethiopian aunties."
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a big issue for politicians caught in sexting scandals is that no matter what your sexts always make you look like a dork. no one has ever seen someone’s sexts and thought “hell yeah man that owns”
except once
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I think there is something quite charming about how unfunny the guilty gear community is
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we need to have a serious discussion about this disgusting genre of video essay that is just summarising every episode of a show and like 10% actual analysis
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*john oliver after showing a clip of a CEO admitting something awful* ..and that of course is horrible. it’s a bit like saying to your wife that you want to bend over the cute twink the two of you saw at the grocery store. you both know it, but you REALLY shouldn’t be saying it”
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i think it started cause a couple of boys from a different class were mean to some girls from our class and in solidarity we took the title of girls and so did the classes which joined our army. we were the wokest 7 year olds ever
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every time I see a bio that’s like “I like anime and video games I guess” this is all I can think about
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new labour fatphobia is back baby
No Context Brits
🚨 NEW: Those who are unemployed and overweight will be given weight loss jabs to help 'get them back to work' as part of a 5 year trial
[@Telegraph]
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remember that insane chronically ill transmasc person on here who took psychosis inducing amounts of Benadryl every day and said they don’t feel safe in transfem spaces because trans women all use so much perfume that they can’t breathe
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you literally had to delete the only tweet where you’ve actually showed your body because everyone can see how disgustingly fat you are just by looking at your stubby fingers
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she was also Korean and like yeah she probably looks younger than a corresponding white woman but I also know how middle aged Korean women look
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“uh yeah my IQ is 300 actually” that’s what you sound like to anyone who knows ANYTHING about COCK
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the feudal lord entering the nearby village gathering soldiers for the coming war:
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one of my favourite things Uni’s mom does is add “???” after a hashtag because she’s not sure if the reference is correct it’s really sweet
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im very tired of this “oh im such a schizo weirdo” it’s genuinely like one step removed from “so random xD” comedy
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people are truly insane about this girl off handedly mentioning being mixed after never at any point trying to portray herself as black in any of the time she’s been a mildly famous internet personality
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that nazi soprano gimmick account posted which laws he wanted abolished and trying to sneak in the sugar tax alongside the nazi ones is so funny, he’s such a fat fuck you know he grumbles under his breath when he’s buying his biscuits
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30 year old poly guy dating two enbies: sorry boys can’t tomorrow, got dinner with ball and chain
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realising that this post might not have been meant in the engagement bait way but like literally “if you can’t trace your family back to at least your great grandfather you’re getting deported”
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bun v2🌱
room temperature IQ conservatives love using the fact that all conservative are semi-sentient troglodytes as proof that there’s no way they can be real because no one is that stupid
I'm not trying to get conspiratorial but this is the fakest "racist guy" dialogue I've ever heard it's like a law and order episode
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he’s more than willing to do the anti-trans kids, anti-trans women in sports in his speeches but it’s interesting how he still isn’t willing to just plainly say “no i don’t think gender is something you can change” and instead fall back on “well some it is biological”
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it just entirely relies on no one knowing exactly how big 8 inches is so people just think “wowww”
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also it’s very sweet that Mildred Loving so plainly identified her own struggle to be allowed to get married with gay people’s right to marry in her anniversary statement in the 2000s
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it was extremely funny how xiao pang blew up, people started complaining about him being abused, people showed behind the scenes videos that he’s actually trained and not scared and upset in these videos, he blew up more and then people showed that they did also just beat the dog
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“I loved her” really brings this from an awful boring post to one of the greatest of all time
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remembered the quinton reviews Sarah Z and Lindsay Ellis stuff and choose to 100% believe it
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it’s funny how “low trust” has become the main buzzword of internet conservatives to describe every society or community they don’t like and “high trust” as everyone they do like because conservatives are manifestly by far the most low-trust individuals in society
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the vaccine is funny because by every definition it was a massive success and he is rightly very annoyed at people thinking it was bad lol
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posting a thread where I say “hey yall so waka flockas mom is super anti sex work :/“
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i don’t have very strong views on this but have you considered that you only watch anime, read manga and play video games
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was posted by a lolicon so probably because it’s a woman with big boobs and not a child
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gay guys on grindr are such big supporters of trans rights that they’ll sleep with trans girls even though they’re women
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posts like this are made so f*ggot twinks can quote tweet them with shit like “wait do only girls have visible wrist bones i have that too is that feminine please say im feminine girly f*ggot”
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it USED to be that when someone called themselves a twink they were a skinny guy. not anymore. go on social media today and you’ll find thousands of WOMEN calling themselves “girltwinks”. what’s going on? who decided this? and why weren’t WE asked about it?
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learning about the Israeli guy who stabbed people at the Jerusalem pride parade, went to prison for 10 years, got let out right before the Jerusalem parade and immediately went back to stabbing people at the Jerusalem pride parade
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this is the true harm of AI this guy has spent months if not years perfect his Trump and Walt Jr impressions to make this tiktok but now some BUM can just come in and use an AI instead
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maybe not real in the sense that it exists but it’s true in a spiritual sense, he could say this in 2025
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there’s a lot of talk about “Nordic food” on here but let’s be clear it’s like 90% Norwegian food because they’re a nation of inbred fisherman who are only treated with a modicum of respect because they found oil in the 70s
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crying at this because this guy might be the only one ive ever seen on political twitter who is just kinda cute
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american leftists are so deeply ingrained in a framework which only contains “capitalism” and “anti-capitalism” that they cannot distinguish religious reactionary anti-capitalism from actual leftist though 💔
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one sentence horror story: straight guy who talks about girls like a f*ggot talks about boys
hey has anyone seen this video before Interesting stuff nitter.app/ssundeefantweet/status…
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