splarg@splargdotcom

馃拃 meanness misanthropy and mirth by frank zafka 馃拃 splarg.com 馃拃NOW WITH ADDED INTERACTIVITY: splarg.itch.io/馃拃github.com/splargdotcom馃拃

 in ur nightmares
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Joined April 2023
eye see all and no all...
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and now for something really strange...
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just a little off the top...
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son, i'm sending you to where the poops go #text2video #funny #aiart #babies #generativeart see more at splarg.com
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fuck i cracked...
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nah mate fuck you. i can have more kids...
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do you think that today zodiac would've had a twitter feed. just asking...
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the mandelorean...
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on second thoughts maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
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hello. i鈥檇 like to report a mental case trying to kill me and my children! she鈥檚 white, about 6ft, and wearing a metal crane robot suit...
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human evolution be like...
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papa look at what i've caught...
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oh bing. don't ever change...
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making a man cleverer be like...
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dam this is fun. run bitches...
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zombee...
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come and play danny forever and ever and ever...
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gn...
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fuck i lost count...
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damn i didn't think i'd actually hit him...
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oops a daisy...
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what i really look like...
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fucking a. we got to 1k. love you guys..
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that friday feeling...
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a killer-for-hire whale...
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isn't she lavaly...
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i didn't mean to call you meatloaf jack...
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remember crazy frog? this is him now...
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my current life be...
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i noticed i got to 23k posts. still quite far from 2k followers so let's just celebrate that...
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babe i fink the cat's got a sauron arse...
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today is my birthday and i turn 45. let's hope the day ends up like this 馃ぎ
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miss me...
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and this is why they're called cheaters...
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religion is the opiate of the people...
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woop woop 12k tweets and 1200 followers...
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noself portrait...
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here's lookin' at you...
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a zombee...
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life will carry on without you...
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i didn't know that would happen. you could even say i'm shocked...
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spews the force puke...
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you lucky boys edna be coming out of retirement...
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cool it dude...
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the poop...
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i am a diseased man...
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you don't believe in godzilla. this is how you make him feel...
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splarg and @poopsiepants94 from back in the day...
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since you guys like the gnarly stuff...
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god says fuck you all for murdering his son bunch of cunts...
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a tongue twister...
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a zombee...
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mandelorean...
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e=mcbaked...
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the anything-but-little mermaid...
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low hanging fruit...
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say headcheese...
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last one. what i really really really look like. gn...
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blades at the ready boys...
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chewpacca...
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pasta la vista baby...
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he's gonna slay you with his killer tunes...
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alice downed the rabbit whole...
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splish splash i was taking a bath...
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down at the park feeding the birds...
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man is meat...
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e=mcfuckyousquared...
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hippo-pot-amus...
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the doctor says it's a fungal infection babe...
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brewing the human soup be like...
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getting a roasting from the boss be like...
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will you miss me when i'm gone...
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the not-so-little mermaid...
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fastest land animal? this is why they鈥檙e called cheaters...
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when your follower count drops after posting some nasty shit be like...
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john wick...
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boom motherfucking headshot...
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me right now...
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the world is going to shit...
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we are turbulence in a cosmic ocean of consciousness...
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annihilation be like...
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my current mood be...
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phantom bantom...
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here's lookin at you...
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merry splargness...
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a zombie's favourite pizza topping? brains of course...
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pirates doin' pilates...
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dall-e 3 + pika 鉂わ笍
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we're gonna need a bigger shark...
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#HorrorArt
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when you've seen too much splarg...
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sweet. no more mondays...
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missed da boat...
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christmas eve grocery shopping be like...
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open wide...
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make it splarg ensign...
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there was a void inside joe and nothing could fillet...
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