Alright look, since my token will be launching soon (maybe if flashnet ever returns)... I want to be FULLY transparent.
I sent feet pics to
@maweaac (per her request) and revealed that I only have four toes. Before this BLOWS UP, here's the real story...
I didn’t lose the toes. I sacrificed them.
Last time
@flashnet had one of those “soon” maintenance periods, I lit a tea candle, held up a glass of red, and whispered, “Satoshi, take my smallest piggies so I never have to see soon again.”
The pinky toes vanished like a KOL's memecoin shill after the rug.
Uptime? Still fucking nothin, but a guy can hope right?
Now I rock four toes like a
@spark badge and whenever someone asks when flashnet, I can wiggle them and say, “Soon… already paid the toll.”