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May your holidays be filled with mistletoe and margaritas. nitter.app/cards/qf1z…
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Man becomes mayor of Hell, Michigan and bans heterosexuality. Then all hell broke loose. @elijahdaniel go.some.ly/kgNAyOl
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Victoria Justice shedding her Nickelodeon image like
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The internet is madly in love with Camila Cabello trolling the paparazzi at the LA airport. bzfd.it/2Itow8j
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20 times @ohnoshetwitnt was the funniest person on Twitter.
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Check out the 'Hot Coal Challenge', the stupid new trend disfiguring people for life
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The 48 funniest women on Twitter according to some of the funniest women on Twitter. some.ly/8EVU3tv
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Trump is so unpopular that even Antarctica turned out to protest his presidency. go.some.ly/OvAyhze
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Leonardo DiCaprio joined a group of Native American activists for the #ClimateMarch in Washington. go.some.ly/qhQEgMe
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News anchor freaks out after dog crashes live broadcast: 'I'm actually a cat lady!' go.some.ly/9XailTU
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This couple welcomed their new kitten in the most extra way possible. 😹 go.some.ly/OxASqrR
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Alec Baldwin just keeps trolling Trump, this time with a Russian 'Make America Great Again' hat. go.some.ly/sT6cwTz
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Ashton Kutcher, James Corden, and Danny Masterson form a boy band and sing about being dads. go.some.ly/RXeVpu0
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Guys watched their girlfriends get catcalled, so now we know how harassment makes men feel. go.some.ly/ra5ASRg
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Hero kid busts Trump loafing around watching TV at country club in sneaky Instagram post. go.some.ly/WpDmk8L
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"Famous Comedians Dealing With Hecklers" will help you cope with the idiots in your life. go.some.ly/N2ap6sZ
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.@JKCorden tried to work out in the gym from Kanye's 'Fade' video and it did not go well. go.some.ly/Tlc7XOO
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Actor calls Trump 'dumb mother**cker' over NFL comments, Twitter is lol'ing.
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Happy #NationalBossDay to a useless prop who got their "job" through generations of nepotism!
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Watch legendary anchor Ted Koppel tell Sean Hannity, right to his face, that he's bad for America. go.some.ly/3Qlxceu
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.@JKCorden and @IMKristenBell performed a sky-high duet and it could not have gone more wrong.
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Bernie Sanders brought a giant print-out of a Trump tweet to the Senate floor like a boss. go.some.ly/BMnyHS7
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Ted Cruz is being followed around Iowa by a man accusing him of a truly terrible crime. go.some.ly/57JY58A
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Woman complains that her 'Cards Against Humanity' pack didn’t include glitter. Company ruins her life with sparkle. bit.ly/2M1vZwG
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Donald Trump booed by construction workers after telling them how much they love him.
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Mark Hamill, by popular request, is reading Trump tweets in the Joker's voice—and it's chilling. go.some.ly/a5s7REt
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While New Rocky is a perfect physical specimen, a moment of silence for Old Rocky's short shorts, too hot for network TV #RockyHorror
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Trump supporter tried to get his DACA classmate deported, got expelled instead. go.some.ly/Cii7ydh
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Amazing woman says everything we've been thinking to Donald Trump after his latest 'SNL' tweet. go.some.ly/v6ysyV6
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Teachers everywhere are loving this Key & Peele sketch that treats teachers like pro athletes. go.some.ly/ZNVCudf
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Guy who had Kit Kat stolen from his car gets 6,500 replacements from Hershey's. go.some.ly/jRe24F8
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Matt Damon says he'll stop sharing his opinions on #metoo for a while: 'I should close my mouth.' go.some.ly/X7RhAmG
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White supremacist asks Muslim lawyer why there is no 'Christian ISIS,' gets schooled. go.some.ly/eZe31sX
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Beach-loving bro shows up to Halloween party, is spectacularly pranked by all his friends. go.some.ly/QDJLXuk
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A rescue dog who's saved dozens of lives in Mexico is Twitter's most adorable hero.
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Sarah Sanders tried to use the Bible to justify separating families. She got biblically burned. bit.ly/2t8a5zp
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Nightclub shuts down after woman rides horse onto the dance floor. Obviously, it was in Florida.
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Is it normal for the president to share fake thirst traps of themselves? someecards.com/news/news/don…
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NYC subway bans dogs unless they ‘fit in a bag.’ Challenge accepted. go.some.ly/qEQZ5hA
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Congrats to Lacey Stevens who won the @Outlander_Starz contest with this hilarious card! some.ly/Akduvyt
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25 hilariously incredulous reactions to the 5 craziest things Trump said at the first presidential debate. go.some.ly/pPprlHp
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Prince Harry makes a cameo 🥳 someecards.com/entertainment…
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17 of the best reactions to Sarah Palin endorsing Trump from godless liberal comedians. go.some.ly/USEhGtq
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People are making Tiny Trump memes and it's definitely going to annoy the president bigly.
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Ted Cruz's college roommate still hates him, tweets delightfully mean jokes about him. go.some.ly/FuMg9la
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Justin Trudeau's priceless face trumps any handshake drama, becomes instant meme. go.some.ly/Se3tvC9
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We're talking about #ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo with @HashtagRoundup. Tag us and the hashtag to play. We'll RT our favorites!
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Chewbacca mom is not as adorable anymore now that she charges for autographs. go.some.ly/cDnrYjG
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Jon Stewart took over the 'Late Show' desk for one night to do a year's worth of roasting. go.some.ly/oi6VdWs
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Teen Vogue published one of the hardest hitting post-election op-eds, and the internet is going wild. go.some.ly/znaqkcv
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Orlando City soccer team unveils a touching permanent stadium memorial to the Pulse victims. go.some.ly/4750w6G
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#ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo This one goes out to the co-worker that doesn't understand that fonts matter. go.some.ly/RTwxAOa
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George W. Bush did battle with a rain poncho during inauguration and Twitter was delighted. go.some.ly/VQkDffN
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Trump supporter tried to get his DACA classmate deported, got expelled instead. go.some.ly/rUzZ7PS
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Why we're doing #NoKardashiansForAWeek starting right after the latest nude Kim selfie. go.some.ly/z8TOQEV
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Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family. some.ly/wnfA6
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