Cardi looks like she’s about to go watch people fight for 46 billion won
Cardi & Offset at Paris Fashion Week today.
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Reminder that mashallah and inshallah are not ‘Muslim’ words, they are Arabic words. Arabic speaking Christians also use these words
I’m Christian but the Arabs went so crazy with the mashallah, inshallah, astaghfirullah etc nothing hits like that in English 😭
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Fat bastard look at your wrist
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Dad is using UberEats for the first time and he asked me if it’s same day delivery
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I just googled deworming and apparently past the age of 2, humans should be doing it every 6 months…
Yesterday,a patient walked into the pharmacy with complaints of abdominal pain and an urge to vomit 🤮. The pharmacist asked him when last he dewormed himself and said it’s been years . He was prescribed vermox to use . He took the medication last night and woke up this morning with a strong urge to vomit. He went to the restroom to throw up and behold he vomited the live worm 🪱 in the video which he forwarded… When last did you deworm yourself??
Community note
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Community note
Routine deworming in adult humans is only recommended in high-risk professions and endemic areas. There is no need for adult humans to routinely deworm if this doesn’t apply. sciencefocus.com/science/worms-
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Dad WhatsApped me a video of a white man speaking Lingala and eating fufu I asked him if anyones ever shared videos of him speaking English and eating sausage rolls
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Replying to @pvrpleglttr
At this point any worms in me are my niggas now
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“Okay class today we will be talking about slavery and the impact it had on the black community”
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Replying to @centimilia
I’m still not doing it idc
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*Me being angry cause my team lost* Her: At least you still have me Me: nitter.app/Bomboclaato/status/123…
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The MUTV commentator called Modric the Grandmaster and Camavinga and Tchouameni his 2 servants 😭😭😭😭
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I’m in church and the pastor just prayed for a Saka hattrick
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So we all know who we’re voting out next yeah? #LoveIsland
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Harry Pinero flirts like he ain’t got a family at home 😭😭
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Headie One when Tion spotted him
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Replying to @osowxvyy
I really don’t know why that’s impressed him
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Lee Gunner is older than Arteta? 😭😭😭😭
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It’s bums stuck in 2017 that know all UK drill and gang politics tryna tell me this ain’t hard LOL
friday
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People are finally realising that Takeoff is the best rapper in the Migos
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No one: Girls for literally no reason at all:
AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19
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Last time Congo DRC beat Egypt they won AFCON 👀🇨🇩🏆
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Unknown T when Digga D asks to help bail him out
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If you wanna speak with an Irish accent then say ‘Whale Oil Beef Hooked’ really fast 😂
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Replying to @Trevon7777
He even got two more holes he could’ve loosened it by
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Replying to @theonlyVusi
He basically called me a hater and I agreed
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Congolese people DO NOT play when it comes to drums and electric guitar
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If you showed me this 2 years ago and said this is Burnley I’d call you a bigger liar than the devil
Burnley’s team bus after getting promoted… Looks messy… 😅😅 nitter.app/rs1602xx/status/164447…
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Replying to @themultiplexfan
chill on my father
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Replying to @missxmii
No, you gave an example of your ability to easily switch your dialogue delivery to make other people more comfortable
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Replying to @osowxvyy
He’s been waffling all match guy needs to stfu man 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Silenced World Cup semifinalists Morocco, humbled AFCON’s most successful team Egypt, I’m still very proud of my team 🇨🇩❤️🇨🇩❤️🇨🇩❤️
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The first line in this new J Hus track nitter.app/dotk32/status/14639019…
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @todaBS_
People keep saying that why on earth would he cuss me for that?
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Replying to @jochillii
Picture pissed me off greedy bastard
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Me when my African mother shouts at me in English then mispronounces a word or stutters
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Na moni ozo sakana na nga
My Congolese cousins.. How do you say “you got me fucked up” in Lingala
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Got sent home in Year 9 and my Dad sent me back
Getting sent home is Far from the best punishment omds
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Non-Congolese people will be fuming when they realise twitter won’t translate Lingala
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Replying to @strwbkisses
My response was not to traumatise or insult
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On my SOUL he’s Congolese 😭😭
Camavinga with his family. 🤍
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Replying to @datkidtjay
He’s violating himself
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7:40 am bro preordered the video 😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @kingndzu
Nah he just gotta manage his portions and eat respectfully
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Replying to @pr3cioustaiwo
Nigga said
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Wish I could be in Kinshasa right now the vibes must be litttt 🔥🇨🇩😂
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At a family function greeting everyone who ‘knew me before I could walk’
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Replying to @riaassain
That’s so crazy that you added this tweet right under your tweet of you attacking another for not having the same taste as you in a show
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She asked him if she’s her type and he started talking about energy like he’s British Gas #LoveIsland
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11 year old me in winter when the streets were icy watching people slip from my bedroom window
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How can I get covid-19 when I’m COVID with the blood of Jesus Christ?🤲🏾
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Replying to @UtdEIIis
What was the point of this video
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I can’t lie there was no excuse, we should have won this game in normal time
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Replying to @JaqenHgar10000
She’s not gonna let you beat bro
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Plantain holder
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“As If I cAuGhT mE dAd FiNgErInG mE dOg HaHa I cAnNy CoPe”
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Congolese native Randal Kolo Muani scoring against his country’s colonisers Belgium to send them out of the Euros the day after Congolese Independence Day ❤️🇨🇩
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The Lynx CEO every Christmas
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Replying to @mrness23 @asvpayo
Bro that is YOU
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Replying to @_0wusu
Petite yanna why that adjective
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This popped offff is it beggin if I ask you guys to follow me too?
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London culture is not telling this guy to stop smoking crack on the train, but recording and putting him on social media so the internet can tell him through our phones
thought I had seen it all
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Replying to @jb_0161
If you think he’s offbeat just sell all your speakers and headphones music ain’t for you
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Replying to @Ivz_LT
Am I wrong though bro why’s that so special
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“I don’t care if you’re black, white, green or purple”
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Why is the other hand being neglected
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Replying to @jxnnyway
What’s your nearest airport
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Replying to @KIMMYK_OFFICIAL
Nah nah he just told me stop hating
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I wasn’t being serious and neither was the person I was replying to, you made up that narrative in your own head don’t tell me what nothing is “like”
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When the Instagram lot dm me #auntyboots memes I already saw the day before
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No way did I just see an American tryna diss Stormzy for his name when one of the biggest rappers from that country is named after half a dollar
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Zero Christmas spirit in my house this year just Quality Street and vibes
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Listen to other music! Broaden your taste! Play something in a different language! There’s bangers in every genre!
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Liam after Lillie snitched on him #loveIsland
reaction memes ➡️ @VideoReacts
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Iwobi right now knowing Clarisse is coming back to him #loveIsland nitter.app/JamelLeurs/status/1247…
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In 15 years we will see a documentary about Xabi Alonso making blood sacrifices in exchange for never losing
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Bro who actually orders a burger and thinks ‘yeahhh I’ll have some tomatoes in there’ that is disgusting
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That translate tweet button saving people right now
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Rashford and Cavani have blood on their hands
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Me when I saw Nigeria 1-0 Angola
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Can you tell I’m not good at taking pictures?
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Record breaking OFCOM complaints
If Faye was a black girl .. #loveisland
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This afcon is for Congo DRC 🇨🇩
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If Pogba did this to Martial they would’ve said witchcraft
Throwback when Fernando Torres was going through the worst form of his career, scoring only 3 goals in 9 months. David Luiz came up with a ritual to bless him before the game and Torres ended up scoring 2 goals in 30 minutes. 💙
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Replying to @pogbhai
This isn’t the joke you think it is
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I enjoy watching this video
nethmi. ☾
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Btw, who told Lynx that’s what Africa smells like?
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The men that’ve only seen naked women in porn are showing themselves
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Fuck it 5 likes and I’m applying for Love Island 2022 #LoveIsland
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You people that be making rape and sexual abuse jokes are in the same boat as well
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Being in love gotta be the best feeling in the world
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Reply with ‘Loool I saw that 😂😂’
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White boy rappers need to let go of this “I’m white but I’m still cool” narrative
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Gay rumours can come out of a girl asking for your number and you saying no
Gay rumors don’t just come out of nowhere. You was SOMEWHERE doing something 😵‍💫😫
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No shade or nothing but you spelt extensive wrong 😂😂
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If I don’t marry this girl I’ll just ruin her wedding idc
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All jokes aside what on earth persuaded Ayew to take that penalty like that? Why wouldn’t he just bang it?
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