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That one Ugandan artist concert you can’t attend even if the ticket is at 1k?
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You can have money but you cannot buy class and elegance 👐🏾
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Very much so. This image was taken in March 1994, when President Museveni came to SMACK, accompanied by the First daughter Natasha, to hand over a success card to Gen. Muhoozi ahead of his UACE exams. In the background is one of the vehicles of Presidential Motorcade.
Replying to @moajay__
Wait????? So ON VD😳😳😳😳Thee Man pulls up??? Mwe? 😂
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Waking up in Nabisunsa Girls- Sironko Campus after applying to the Banda Campus.
Laza
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Scenes at Nakasero as the racers wait for the President to pass.
POV: Uganda hosted the Grand Prix
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Highschool Functions: Rubaga has come To attend Mass
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I asked her what's the past tense of "nominate" and she said "nominyat"!!. Wedding tent neziluma.
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Mbu "He propaz" but "she opaz"💀💀💀😂😂😂
What causes proposal rejections nowadays?🤷‍♀️
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 Student Teachers suffered with Smackists😂😂 Bro. HM🤣🤣
Ⓜ️averick 🇵🇹
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You said they want money for the "Konshens Dissecting Kit"
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After the signpost, Now the SMACK gate too,glows in the night😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾💙...This school ‼️ 😂
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Today marks exactly 8years ever since Mr. Kisekka Frederick Kalema (Fluggie) passed on.💔🕯️.... Many of us had unbelievable experiences with Fluggie 👐🏾😂... Share your experiences with Fluggie as we celebrate his life..😂 #RestWellFluggie🕯️
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Sometime guys got locked in dorm after leaving the pitch late. He stood at the quadrangle gate and said "Whoever has watched porn, move to that side and whoever has never watched it to move to the other side.".. He cained the guys that had never watched claiming they're gay💀😂
Today marks exactly 8years ever since Mr. Kisekka Frederick Kalema (Fluggie) passed on.💔🕯️.... Many of us had unbelievable experiences with Fluggie 👐🏾😂... Share your experiences with Fluggie as we celebrate his life..😂 #RestWellFluggie🕯️
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Your school is still making Ads of "Tuyina standby generator" on local TV channels but you're concerned about an established school not having Ai labs?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Scenes at girls' schools. I'm from SMACK The one in Kabojja
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Naye nga the lion has a cow's head? 💀💀💀
In my S.1 while at Ntare School, I used to hear stories of how this lion statue would turn into an actual lion at night and run after students around school to go and read, what a time it was to be alive! 🦁 P.S. That's me in my Form 6 in the picture.
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If your school serves buns at break time.
What's the criteria for classification as an international school??
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"Bro, Physics Paper 2 results are back and you have a shirt number".
How mfs looked at you in highschool before delivering you the worst news ever
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And Mao will still remain Namilyango's most celebrated alumnus 👏🏾😂
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Cooking SouthAfricans from "Mandela" National Stadium 💀💀 Such an honor 💀
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Gayaza has Rubaga is at the surfas... gate....
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It was back in highschool. The school had run out of water because the pump had become faulty. This guy went to the canteen and bought 2 boxes of Rwenzori Mineral water to use for showering 👐🏾...
How did you find out that your friend is from a rich family?
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Scenes after telling a girl you're from Namilyango College, Butambala Campus 💀💀
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If you went to a school where they shared dusters, first back down from that tweet.🤝🏾 kindly 🤍
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It is with profound sadness that we receive the sad news about the passing of one of our very own, Cedric Babu Ndilima.💔 Our heartfelt condolences go to Cedric's family, friends, old Kiwanukans and to all SMACK alumni. SMACK Rugby will always remember Cedric 💙🕊️🕯️
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NGO has tapped out??😂😂😂
Economy eganye! Support my hustle 🙏
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They've Declan Rice on Eid Day?💀
Manchester City to leave Declan Rice as internal discussion took place today — after Arsenal record bid submitted on Tuesday. ⛔️🔵 #MCFC City have no intention to enter into a bidding war, as always. No plans to match £105m proposal. Over to Arsenal and West Ham now.
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Sad to inform you all that Mr. Okiring has passed away 💔😔. Our Heartfelt Condolences to his family, friends, former Mugwanyans and the entire SMACK community. May his Soul rest in Eternal Peace 🕊️
Sad news coming in about Mr. Okiring💔💔.
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A special reminder to @Swangz_Avenue , Don't forget to gazzete our special pavilion come 9th.. Otherwise We can't wait to see Head Girl🙈🙉🥰🥰😍❤️...
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Are his boys.
Behind every successful man?
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Your former school has no Center Number but you're calling out Budo for building a chapel instead of AI labs🙂‍↔️ We clearly fight the wrong battles.
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This photo was taken tomorrow at The Budo League. 💀
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The problem is that some of you went through traumatizing schools, where happiness, soft life and good meals were a myth .‼️ Had you attended a good school, you wouldn't be developing cardiomegaly over others being proud of their former schools.
How are full grown men still in obsessed with high schools they attended 20 years ago?? Ago si maalo?
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I cannot to come‼️....🎶 I cannot come to the banquet. Don't trouble me now, I have a married a wife, I have bought me a cow, I have fields and commitments, That cost a pretty sum, Pray hold me no excuse, I cannot come!!.....🎶🎶
But guys Catholic hymns are bangers eh!!
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Here is the Vid.😂😂😂😂 Very Nostalgic 😂🔥🔥💯💯💯 SMACK Raaahh!!!🥳
Muyanja
Just seen a wedding where the groom was a smackist, and he and his friends danced Jaba to Everytime we touch by Cascada 😂😂😂 True cultural heritage 😂😂
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Final Fulltime 😂😂😂💀💀💀 U20 SMACK 10:08 NGO U17 SMACK 08:03 NGO U15 SMACK 05:03 NGO 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂Next time chant your bi things with work on the table ‼️
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When we say RUGBY🏉is made in SMACK💙 This is what we mean... Skill,Looks,Brains, Class😎... What else would you ask for?
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Trust a Smackist to deliver Jabba on their wedding 😂🔥💯 Congratulations @kiyemba_henry 💍🎊🎉
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Absolutely Nobody: Smackists: " Kenzo has been Nominyat."
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SMACK League and Budo League after the Legends notice.
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A Ngonian after the interna baddies requesting for a cappella during entertainment.
Hi beautiful people 🤩 Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗
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Gyza has Rubaga is come. at the gate.
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Old Kampala SSS playground welcoming Budo League next week.
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1M impressions on Fluggie's tweet, 😂👐🏾....Fit for a tribute !!!👏🏾🕯️
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Say less.🌚
Smackists bull dance even in n their sikis 😂😂🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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"SMACK needs a new HM... " The Ministry The Church
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I want to say something about the Suits in Fort Portal but ba guys bayinza okunyigga😂😂💀
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He teaches Maths at SMACK and he's now an assistant DOS. He would carry a bottle of cold water during morning prep to wake up guys sleeping.😂😂 He is the biggest publisher of past papers in the country. 🔥🔥He even has PLE books👐🏾. Mungawu Peter is him.💯
Leave a heart for this man if he helped you in High school.
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Linda regional Choir festivals 😂
Nze owe Uganda Martyrs Namugongo watching schools rugby banter 💀

ALT Yanatwt GIF

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People think that everyone that attends a "Big" school is from an affluent background. That's a wrong mentality. ‼️
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"Do you believe....???🎶🎶🎶 "Yes I believe, in the father and the soooonnnn.......🎶🎶
What hymn has you singing like this?
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We're all heading to court tomorrow to see Thomas, Faiza, Beewol and Edgar get their freedom. #SetThomasFree
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Ssemakadde did PCB-Maths, got 25 points, did Law and got a first class😂.Naye Gwe owa LEG-Art, its on 6 Points where you draw the line👐🏾💀💀💀
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To all the Single Mums that took us to school nomatter the hardships, To all the mothers that smuggled for us food on VD in highschool, To all the Female Teachers that gave us free counseling, To all the ladies that attend SMACK League, Happy Women's Day ❤️🎊‼️
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🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
There's a wave of Ugandan schools parading kiddos on TikTok to speak in accents as they praise the schools 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ The colonialist really did us dirty🙂‍↔️
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SMACK RAAH‼️🔊🔊...😂 We're officially the Winners of the Fufa Traditional School's TV Cup🏆🏆🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳😂😂😂.... Kudos to the Boys👏🏾👏🏾🎊🦅💙
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SMACK F.6 Dinner 2024. You have to give the photography guy his flowers because ehh👐🏾💯👏🏾 Bro‼️
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Someone in the quotes has said Why not a hospital???🙂‍↔️ Didn't know Budo was admitting patients instead of students.
King’s College Budo Raises Shs 888 Million for New Chapel Construction - #ChimpReportsNews chimpreports.com/kings-colle…
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And it came Home🔥🔥🎉🎉🎉🎉😭😭😭😭🏆🏆🏆🎊🎊👏🏾👏🏾 We're Officially the winners of the Boys' Rugby 15s title of The East African Games..🥇 It was a clean sweep 🧹😂 (4/4) 🔻What a Year ‼️👐🏾🔥👏🏾👏🏾 #DucInAltum🦅
St. Mary’s College Kisubi are on the cusp of winning the boys’ rugby 15s title at the ongoing Federation of East Africa Secondary Schools Sports Association (FEASSSA) Games in Huye, Rwanda. #UgandaRugby usssaonline.com/smack-on-ver…
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Sopranos going wild😂💀💀
Trinity College Nabbingo
But guys Catholic hymns are bangers eh!!
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"We listen, we don't judge" SMACK Edition. 🌚
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Our Lawyer 👐.. Respect his troggies 👐👐😂😂 @mkbernz
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Wishing the Boys the Best of Luck and safe Travels 🤝🏾🔥👏🏾🏆🏉... #DucInAltum🦅 #BoysWanted
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If your School does not play Rugby, kindly keep out of this Schools' Rugby Banter‼️... Let's keep in our Lanes🤝🏾
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Scenes after Jesus doing the unexpected at Cana.😂😂
Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?
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Isaac Ssemakadde for President, Uganda Law Society.✅ Duc In Altum🦅
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On this Exact date, 59 years ago, St Mary's College Kisubi lost 12 students in an alleged "motor accident" that happened around Kawuku, Entebbe Road. A day of Joy and Jubilation turned into a night of sorrow and grief 💔 What exactly happened???- A thread. #RestInPeace🕯️
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"Your mattress has been taken to the pitch to be used on the Rugby Goal Posts"
How mfs looked at you in highschool before delivering you the worst news ever
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Scenes will be wild at ISA League when the kiddos are inhaling the glucose during halftime instead of licking it.😂😂😂😂💀💀
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This Year is Going to be Long 🤧🤧
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Hulala🙈🙊... 📸 @mkbernz assuring our Headmistress that we are still with her🤝😂
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By "Hot-combing"👐🏾💀
But how did these girls used to do their hair real quick, prior to morning prep…?
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Sosh Preps underway 💯...📸
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We've always been telling you guys Smackists are serious guys ‼️😂🔥 The looks we need in the new Uganda 🔥🔥😂 Kudos Musawo💯.... Duc in Altum 🦅
Signed my first full-time contract as a medical doctor Mengo ICU today. Thanks to God, my family, teachers and mentors.
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Ngonian JABBA is a whole mood😂😂😂🙌🏾😭😭... Even Cleaners perform‼️🙌🏾.
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It is Sad 💔 His URA building photo was on all my gadgets💔 May he rest well🕊️ Admin.
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You can’t post a random picture and expect people to understand it.
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You myaz your sisoz number and you're now asking for a housing ‼️ I swege you have manyos 👐🏾
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Rugby Made In SMACK.....🏉🔥💙
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Imagine paying 2.6m just to sleep in Kakooza cave😂😂😂💀💀💀
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That Vintage Look🔥
Jackson Kigozi
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🔻It's a throwback Thursday 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💣💥🔥💫.. 1977📸... 2016📸...
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Sosh with SMACK and Budo in the same term??????...
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There was that song called "Pendo Langu Pe" We lost voice singing "Pe Pe Pe ....."👐🏾
But guys Catholic hymns are bangers eh!!
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Mr. Kibuuka joined Memorial Lib when he was 20 and left it at 71years📸 #ProfileTuesday
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Also if your school motto was "Akwana Akira Ayomba", "Gakyali Mabaga" or those other Luganda idioms, you too kindly avoid legends this Summer.🙏🏾🤣🤣
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Christ has Raz❤️
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SMACK HM to NGO's Team 💀💀
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What a year‼️👏🏾🔥🔥🔥🎊👐🏾.. 3 new members 🏆🏆🏆of the Shelf 😊👏🏾.......
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"Once I was 18 years.......🎶🎶 SMACK F.6 dinner 24'...📽️
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Special Congratulations to one of our very own, Gen. @mkainerugaba, upon your new appointment as the Chief of Defense Forces (CDF).... 🎊👏🏾.... Mugwanya House to the World. >>🚀🌚 #DucInAltum🦅 | #BoysWanted
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"Robert Busuulwa" needs to be protected at all costs, because what is this???👐🏾😂😂😂
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Throwback Thursday 😂 @Owishemwe #TBT.
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Funny how we can fight with Ngonians during rugby and exchange all sorts of insults but immediately we get off pitch, we're BFFs.😂😂😂😂
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SMACK Rugby 🏉 #TBT
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You're just not the target audience for his jokes.
We all agree this guy is not funny right?
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