I don't care where you're from, what you look like or how much money you have. If you like to bet games, we could hang out every day. @NoVig @Pikkitsports
Tewksbury, MA
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Told my wife we make too much to get the stimulus this time so now she gets to humble brag to her friends about how rich we are and I get $2800 to bet on basketball. Everybody wins.
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Buddy, I've been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.
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Gambling is only an addiction if you're losing. If you're winning, it's called a revenue stream. They don't tell you that in school.
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The average doctor makes $250K a year. We could make that today if we just lock in and hit a parlay. All that school for nothing.
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If you bet just one $10 parlay that pays $200K every day this week and lose all 7, you'll only be down $70. If just one wins, you'll be up $199,940. The math is on our side.
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True gambler's mentality. Have to respect it.
Calvin Ridley "more motivated than ever" at Jaguars camp: "Ready to get back whatever I lost"
nfl.com/news/calvin-ridley-m…
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There are over 300 college basketball games today. If you can't put together a parlay that pays the GDP of Guam, you need to take a hard look in the mirror. Be somebody.
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Most 401Ks return an average of 5-8% per YEAR. You could return 500% TODAY by putting your entire balance on a +500 bet. They don't teach us this in school.
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Just called. What kind of "gambling help line" doesn't give picks? Total waste of an hour.
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If you're not working on a +3587643 NFL parlay right now, you don't want it bad enough. Be somebody.
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If you parlay 8 guys to hit a dinger today and they all do, you don't have to work anymore. That's crazy.
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The conversations with your family on Christmas Day will be a lot different if you hit win $100K+ parlay today. Be somebody.
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Jeff Bezos took 30+ years to make his first million. We could do it today with a Touchdown Scorer Parlay. Doesn't seem fair.
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There is probably at least 430 lbs of copper in the house you’re in right now which is worth roughly $1800. You can get money to gamble with. You just have to want it. Be somebody.
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Beautiful story of perseverance.
This story is a roller coaster nitter.app/mcfascist/status/17497…
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Thank God he didn't listen to the people that said he'd never hit one of these.
WATCH THE $490K CMC TD PARLAY BETTOR CASH WITH HIS FRIENDS 🎥
A Christmas miracle 🥹
(IG: tduf21 @dksportsbook) nitter.app/br_betting/status/1739…
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Worst thing he can do is quit now. Can't get the $8 million back by quitting.
𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭: An NFL player lost $8 million from Gambling in 2022, per Mike Florio.
More here:
brobible.com/sports/article/…
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One thing Santa isn't bringing tonight is a $250K+ parlay win. That's on us. Step up.
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The Super Bowl is your last opportunity to win back every dime you lost betting on the NFL this season. Be somebody today.
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It took Mark Cuban 32 years to make his first million. You could do it today if you just hit a 9-leg dinger parlay. Work smart, not hard.
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You could either cry about your DraftKings balance being zero or go give blood and get back in the game. Seems like an easy decision.
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Your greatest gambling day hasn't even happened yet (probably). It could even be today. Keep gambling.
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Buddy, relax. You can always win back tomorrow what you lost today. No need for the hate speech.
Sports betting is a pandemic.
Sad deal.
Grown men wasting a ton of money and the companies pouring hundreds of millions into advertising.
If you’re betting, please stop.
Nothing to gain. Even if you do it a little bit.
Just stop!
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If you lost your ass gambling yesterday, congratulations. You are now "due" and that's the most dangerous thing any bettor can be. Nice work by you.
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Your gambling account would have so much more money in it if you won your bets instead of losing them. That's really all you have to do. Simple stuff.
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Paychecks get you through a week, parlays can pay for a lifetime. People forget that.
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After tonight, you have one less #NFL opening night in your lifetime. Don't waste this one by not gambling.
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Gambling tip I got from a math guy: All you have to do to become a millionaire is win a $10 bet on a +10000000 parlay. You could do that today if you just pick the right games.
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Been doing it 25+ years every single day, and I'm still not addicted. Built different.
'Gambling is more addictive than heroin or tobacco'
Is @DawnButlerBrent correct?
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If you don't want to have to work tomorrow, just win a +35000000 parlay today. It's that simple.
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Told my wife Quentin Johnston is the first blind player in NFL history and she believed me.
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They'll call you an addict if you gamble everyday but you go to your job everyday and nobody says you're addicted to that.
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The average age of retirement in the US is 61. You could retire Monday if you bet this weekend's NFL Playoff games the right way. Work smart, not hard.
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If you go look in the mirror right now you're going to see to see somebody that wants to gamble today. Don't let them down. Be somebody.
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This is the last Saturday of 2023. Don't waste it by not gambling. Be somebody.
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The parlay you're whipping up right now should reflect how much you don't ever want to go back to work. Be somebody.
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If you're low on funds in your gambling account, don't deposit. Try this instead. Simply find ten bets that you know have no chance of losing today and parlay them using whatever funds you have left in your account right now. You won't be low on funds anymore after you win.
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If you skip breakfast every day, you'll have more money to gamble with. Make your money work for you.
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If you skip lunch, you'll have more money to gamble with, and you'll lose weight. Classic win/win.
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Smart. More time to gamble.
Breaking: A handful of NFL players, including Colts CB Isaiah Rodgers, are expected to receive season-long suspensions this week for allegedly gambling, sources tell @AdamSchefter.
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If you're thinking about quitting gambling because it's just not "fun anymore," try winning a big ass parlay today. That could help the fun factor a little.
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If you hit the right buttons on FanDuel right now, you won't have to work anymore. That's called opportunity.
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Buddy, you should change your account name to "Finance Ws" if you're going to be posting stuff like this.
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You're one parlay away from not having to work tomorrow. Or ever again. Be somebody today.
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If you're not having fun gambling because you're losing all your money, try winning your bets instead of losing your bets today. That one simple trick will change your outlook on gambling. Forever.
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Smartest way to get the money back you lost gambling yesterday:
1. Win your bets today.
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Gambling Hack:
If you just win your bets, you'll never run out of money to gamble with. Tell your friends.
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No matter how many dumbass bets you've lost in your life, you'll get it all back if you hit a +1000000 parlay today. Be somebody.
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Two choices today. Go to work or call out and build parlays all day. Bet on yourself.
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Everything about your life would change if you hit a 10-leg parlay. Coincidentally enough, there's a 10-game NBA slate today. Be somebody.
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Sucks to get busted when you're that due.
The latest on the firing of Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter amid questions about the transfer of $4.5 million from Ohtani’s bank account to a bookmaking operation under federal investigation, from ESPN’s Tisha Thompson: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/3976…
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Stop saying you don't have money to gamble with. There has to be something in your house right now that you can sell for some quick cash. You just have to want it bad enough.
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You don't have a gambling problem. You have a losing problem. Just start winning and your problem is solved..
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The greatest day in gambling history started on a day just like today. People forget that.
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This is the last Saturday of NFL Football for a while. Don't waste it by not gambling. Can't have these guys playing for nothing out there.
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I started betting sports every day 20+ years ago to prove that it's not addicting and 20+ years later, I'm still not hooked. You can do anything you put your mind to.
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Only thing better than watching the kids open their presents this morning is watching your $200K+ parlay cash tonight. Don't forget to put it in. Merry Christmas.
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Today we have one last chance to win back everything we lost gambling in 2023. Coincidentally enough, there's also a full NFL slate. That feels like a sign.
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Your weekend would be so much different if you hit a 12-leg parlay for $200K+ today. We should at least try.
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Gambling hack. Take whatever you lost yesterday, and put it all on something +100 or better today. When you win, it will be like yesterday's loss never happened. Basically magic, only real.
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Anyone who thinks this guy is dumb has no idea how many dinger parlays he can do with $80K.
🚨 THE $1.7 MILLION THUNDER BETTOR HAS CASHED OUT 🚨
(w/ @Ascended85 @DKSportsbook) nitter.app/br_betting/status/1790…
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If we lose 1000 "$1 to win a milly parlays" in a row and hit on the 1001st, we'd be up $999,000. That's just how math works.
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We don't know how many days we'll get on this planet. Don't waste today by not gambling.
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Just say you suck at gambling.
Sports betting isn’t just a little hobby—it’s an addiction that’s wrecking families and futures.
The industry is out of control, making it easier than ever to lose everything with just a few taps on your phone. I’ve seen people drown in six-figure debt before their families even find out.
Some of you are gambling away your entire financial future just to watch someone else earn a living. The house always wins, and you are not the exception.
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