A Russian general visits the front line and as he’s driving by a wooded area, he hears someone shouting with an Ukrainian accent:
“One Ukrainian soldier is better than 10 Russian soldiers!
Annoyed, the general sends 10 Russian soldiers. Shooting, screams, nobody comes back. Then the same voice again:
“One Ukrainian soldier is better than 100 Russian soldiers!”
Aggravated, the general sends 100 Russian soldiers. Shooting, screams, nobody comes back. Then the same voice again:
“One Ukrainian soldier is better than 1,000 Russian soldiers!”
Furious, the general sends 1,000 soldiers. Shooting, screams, but this time, a badly wounded Russian soldier staggers out of the wood.
The General asks, “What happened? Report!”
The soldier replies,
“It’s a trap, Sir. There’s two of them.”