There's a good chance your dad has been with a trans person, lol.
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Replying to @EmmaTolkin
She's going to get a lot of undeserved hate.
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Replying to @joeywreck
Ok, if we are a simulation, just fucking reboot already.
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Ignoring "let's brutally invade and occupy this country and throw a music festival at the border" for a second.
Israel has held "an estimated 10,000 Palestinian children...in military detention over the past 20 years" -- "as many as 880 Palestinian children this year." They are โ€œthe only children in the world who are systematically prosecuted in military courts.โ€ time.com/6548068/palestinianโ€ฆ
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Replying to @josecanyousee
Weird, maybe because they aren't bombing them right now. Interesting.
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He would need a ruler. I'm pretty sure most artists use rulers for straight lines. Lol.
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Replying to @TheWapplehouse
People are incapable of realizing that things can and should change. I honestly don't get it. For instance work from home. There's honestly no need for 40 hour work weeks either. Except to please shareholders. But it's always, SuCK iT uP bUtTteR cUp.
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Replying to @CantEverDie
Dark horse contender - the pebble
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Replying to @LexiAlex
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Replying to @josecanyousee
But let's go protest someone that isn't doing anything currently. Brilliant. That's a solid use of resources. Genius.
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Replying to @LexiAlex
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Replying to @McR1B69
My personal favorite
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Replying to @esjesjesj
I mean, he definitely has "guy who hasn't left the party yet" vibes.
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Replying to @Esqueer_
She dated Chelsea Manning for a bit. Not sure how long that lasted but it was right after Elon.
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Replying to @girldrawsghosts
Could have easily been fixed with a post credits scene too. Just showing he turned into air temporarily to survive. And then just took a while to reform himself.
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Replying to @perpetua
Two of my favorite covers, just ever.
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Replying to @Comixnurd
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Replying to @TheDweck
Idaho. Duncan Idaho. I bet his middle name is Donuts.
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Replying to @RAAVAKHALEESI
Anger gets that adrenaline pumping. And this is what happens when trying to restrain it and give a speech.
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Replying to @TheEliKlein
IDF agrees with the numbers. ยฏโ \โ _โ (โ ใƒ„โ )โ _โ /โ ยฏ
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If you're talking about Covid. You might not want to look at Bidens Covid numbers. And he had the benefit of vaccines. And I fucking hate Trump.
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Which is now Palestine. So he would be Palestinian. Very straightforward.
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Replying to @josecanyousee
People are resources. Didn't realize you were a Republican. Thought you were at least a Republican pretending to be a Democrat.
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Replying to @EmmaTolkin
The best lines usually are ad libbed. The best joke in parks and rec for instance.
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She doesn't automatically get his powers just because you don't see him around.
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IDF uses those numbers hasbara dumbass.
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Replying to @AGramuglia
Oh it's a super easy answer. You don't see them bitching about two wolverines running around.
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Replying to @brettgelman
They didn't start it and it didn't start on the 7th. Your center needs recalibration.
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Self awareness is never a strong suit.
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Replying to @BrndnStrssng
It's ok to not like him or his movies. But that's just plain false.
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Replying to @aecksuns
Did you not watch Hawkeye?
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Replying to @MarkBrooksArt
Mark, please consider this as a follow up companion piece.
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Worst case of main character syndrome, ever.
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Replying to @JPHilllllll
Wow. They didn't run that past the Israel office.
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Replying to @EmmaTolkin
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Replying to @joematisatattoo
Can you at least spend 3 minutes on her wiki page to see she's completely different from Xavier? God damn.
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Replying to @Garretthanna
That's some ...sword...ya got there.
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Replying to @UncannyKam
None of those are bad. Good Lord.
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Replying to @HeerJeet
Bidens left on Palestine is a horrifically low bar. Lol.
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Fed, wrecker, etc
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Replying to @jesseiraphi
I'm surprised at the number of people not getting it.
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It's ok. Different brown kids.
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Yeah, that's the gayest straight mascot ever.
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ChickIntifada
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Democrats are the party of passivation. When the public gets too pissed with Republicans, they step in to calm people down with theatrics to make things seem like they are going to get better. Then not do much, then hand it back off to Republicans. Thus a uniparty.
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Replying to @B1sh0p04
This is my favorite Batman movie. It felt the most batman. He was smart. He investigated. He wasn't perfect. He was human. It showed him among people. It showed people fear him. Then most importantly people finally embrace him by the end. Anyway.
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Replying to @saddymayo
The ghost of Nancy Reagan strikes.
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This literally happened to Darwin in comics too.
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Replying to @TimeMachine82
She's not a lead in that film. ยฏโ \โ _โ (โ ใƒ„โ )โ _โ /โ ยฏ
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Replying to @sarahkendzior
"How do you know?" People, if she's this fine they could do a press conference to let everyone know she's fine. This is suspect and you know it.
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Why did they have to use the word spray. That just makes it sound gross.
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Replying to @XDarthThunderX
Kid Anakin needs some apologies too.
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No, new 52 wonder woman was actually good. It was one of the few good things about new 52.
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Replying to @ritaresarian
"apparent" is still pretty weak though.
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Replying to @halalflow
Pelosi: But my stocks!! My precious stocks!!!
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And it's not clear how many of those were killed by IDF as they bury evidence and delete recordings.
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Replying to @LexiAlex
She used to canvass for Bush and worked for Trent Lott.
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Replying to @mattlieb
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Replying to @bennetthaselton
You literally can't be worse on Gaza. This is the dumbest statement. Vote for Harris fine. But this is just stupid.
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Replying to @isaiah_bb
Genocide is not up to the voters regardless of who you vote for. So if you want to make a tangible impact if any kind. Your only option is Harris. You can't punish candidate or teach democrats a lesson. They don't care. It's not a democracy. It's an Oligarchic Plutocracy.
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Replying to @EmmaTolkin
Yeah, Richard Pryor fumbled so hard.
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Replying to @mustachetoilet
She's just mad because it probably took her like 25 minutes to make that meme even though she spent 200k of her parents money to fail at college in game design.
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Replying to @PEREZSEZ
Scrubs is literally why he goes by it.
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Replying to @trouble_man90
Nothing was proven, the only thing that was accomplished was alienating your own base. Everyone already knows Republicans are hypocritical. A 5 year old could have told you that. All this accomplished was that Dems are willing to go further and further right for no reason.
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She certainly doesn't if you think there's a puppeteer.
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Replying to @eMeKavelli
Weird way to say horny, but ok.
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You would not be wrong to say a specific historical figure would be Turkish, if from that region. Very straightforward.
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I remember stories being posted about AIPAC giving money to influencers, but of course now I can't find it. I know I didn't imagine it.
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Replying to @StupendousWave
Yeah, unfortunately I think they made Vader a little too evil for me to ever buy the redemption journey. Dramatically saving your son last second doesn't make up for 18 years of atrocities.
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Replying to @morganl3fae
Tom Cruise isn't a bad actor though.
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Replying to @UncannyKam
No, none of the ones from Superman.
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Well, not only is he a Zionist but rebel Wilson has a book coming out that he has been trying to stop through court.
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But you know it's madame web so you do get the joke.
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That path doesn't exist. It is not an option. Not at the voting booth. Third, fourth, and fifth party will not win. It's not complicated. Your intent is no genocide. Your result is genocide. Your intent doesn't help anyone. That's the point.
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But geography did. And it's present day Palestine. This is how normal humans speak. Jesus would be Palestinian, because that is now Palestine. I think Jesus would not be the least but bothered by this fact. He probably would care that you're embarrassed by this.
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Replying to @LexiAlex
Yup. This also puts it pretty succinctly.
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My two year old son picked out Minnie Mouse sunglasses.
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Where was Mary and her lineage from smart guy? That's the difference. Your lineage is not from America.
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Replying to @fishontherun2
Oh no, wait till she hears what they've been doing the past 75 years. I get it. My mom doesn't understand either.
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Replying to @ClaireMax
Fishmen in bio
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Because the violations are in other countries lol
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No. The decision making process almost doomed us all and you Biden dead enders were more than happy to let it happen. Time for you to stand down too. You've lost the plot if you even ever had it. Telling the people they have no influence or voice. Go away, we don't need you.
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Excel is great. Just not for navigation.
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They know that it will reach people who don't care to fact check. Remember, half the country cares about affirmation, not information.
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As always, it's about control. The working class is property. And the earlier it starts the better.
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Replying to @NeilNevins
"I need to train under a water bending master" I thought was a pretty good reason...
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Replying to @Esqueer_
Wait, she wasn't out?
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Replying to @White_Janissary
Laughably bad take. It wouldn't be able to get made because it is a potentially accurate portrayal of the effects of PTSD and how the establishment disregards veterans in general.
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Replying to @LexiAlex
Like, everyone realizes they're just going to continue on to Lebanon and Syria after this right? They're not just going to magically stop and say "ok, we're satisfied now."
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Replying to @GoodPoliticGuy
I'm sorry I know a lot is going on, did everyone already forget about this?
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Dude. She was ahead of you. Do some research. She's been doing humanitarian work since before October. This video is old. You should actually delete this tweet.
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Gal Gadot
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Replying to @vivafalastin
Yeah, I mean when they started trying to ban books that make you feel remotely bad in Florida. Regarding slavery etc. (American here) SMDH They easily forget feeling bad, aka empathy, is actually pretty fucking important.
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Replying to @mattlieb
I don't know how you skimmed anything on October 8 and not figure out Israel was the bad guy. ยฏโ \โ _โ (โ ใƒ„โ )โ _โ /โ ยฏ
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Replying to @firagawalkwthme
Nah, this. Lol.
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Eh, I'm a sucker for the most powerful one.
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