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“First you fold the towel once, then over its self again. Put it down your crack and douse in baby powder. No more ass sweat.” -@TomBrady #sweatmetigation101
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So he can go to the game but my family can’t? Interesting
Spotted in Tampa Bay 👀
Brett Favre crushing some chips while wearing a Tom Brady @Buccaneers shirt
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We've activated C Ryan Jensen from injured reserve 👀
#GoBucs
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Thanks for pushing me everyday this season mentally and physically to get back on the field. I'm glad I was able to take the field with you one last time! Enjoy retirement, don't dog me too much in the booth. Love ya man! @TomBrady
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That 66 disk moving
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Winning is better than a streak
Cost of a blowout: #Bucs C Ryan Jensen sat out the last series in today’s 38-10 win over Green Bay, ending Jensen’s streak at 3,726 consecutive offensive snaps, per @NFLResearch.
He’d played all 3,671 snaps since becoming a full-time starter in 2017 – 2nd-most behind Tom Brady.
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I'm sorry Tampa Bay, But go Avs!!!! Growing up in colorado I got to watch a lot of great hockey in the late 90s and early 2000s. Awesome to see my home town team win it again! #StanleyCup
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Let go!! Let’s work! #firethecannons
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I miss football
Things got feisty today between #Bucs G Cody Mauch and #Titans DT Jeffery Simmons.
(via @LogansTwitty)
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Hey @JimmysSeafood y'all are shameless in the most delicious way possible!! Appreciate ya!
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Did they just talk about a guy played at a small school and that’s why he’s not in the NFL? Man I guess the starting three interior Oline man for the Bucs didn’t get the memo
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Would be awesome for the @NFL to drop the schedule so I can buy all my family’s airline tickets for 70 dollars a piece
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If you honk a half second after the light turns green, you best believe we are going 5mph under the speed limit as long as you are behind me.
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Love ya buddy! What a ride
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🤷♂️🤷♂️
"He is a hated man." - @LIL_STINNIE
Ryan Jensen: Super Bowl Champ and First Team All - Instigator 😂
@sinjen66 | @JOEL9ONE | #GoBucs
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Whether you’re a day 1 pick or a day three pick the reactions are all the same! It’s not where you are picked, it’s what you do with that opportunity. #203
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#GiftedByCrown The championship trophy is staying in Tampa! So proud to be a part of this team. Huge shout out to @crownroyal for helping me gift the whole team to celebrate – cheers!
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Appreciate all the love from the Baltimore fans in the stands yesterday! Was fun environment to play in the bank on the other side!
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😂😂😂😂
I hereby nominate RYAN JENSEN as Football Guy of the Week, @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat & @PFTCommenter
@sinjen66 EMBODIES Football Guy of the Week...and here’s the video to PROVE it!
The dude eats PAIN for breakfast! His arm falls off and he’s, “I’m F-ING FINE! Let’s GO!!!”
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I see the NFL still hasn't figured out how to get a field ready for a game overseas. Ridiculous
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Security guard Mike “I’m sorry who are you? do you have your work ID?”
@TomBrady- *stares in confusion
Security guard Mike- “show me your ID”
*mike is great, but always mixed me and @Beau_Allen up 😂
Tom Brady reported to the #Bucs training facility today.
(🎥 @kyle_burger)
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I also pulled my groin and quad playing slow pitch softball this weekend, I think Ill stay on the couch 😂😂
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All I can say is keep first responders on your mind in these scary times, and stay the F@@@ home.
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Hahaha probably shouldn’t interview an Oline after a fight. Every other word is f*** when we are fired up @xfl2020 haha
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So the Covid scare got pretty real with me yesterday. My best friends parents and grand mother got diagnosed with it. Later that day I had an ambulance pull into my driveway (I live in the mountains, closest neighbor probably 6-700 yards away). I go to see what’s going on,
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Speak of the devil
Just driving in traffic in Denver and this guy noticed my Bucs sticker and Tesla! Craziest day ever! His car is 🔥🔥 #RyanJensen #GoBucs Thanks for the photo @sinjen66
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The streak is over, for the first time in all the years I’ve gone to @ChickfilA, they messed up my order and forgot my fries. Pretty dang good streak. But damn I wanted my fries.
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@Buccaneers Class of 2021
Most likely to eat an entire Elk after killing it with his bare hands.
@sinjen66
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I'm proud to honor my grandfather during this week's #SaluteToService game alongside @USAA. Recognizing the tradition & history of Military coins allows me to honor all my family and friends that have served. #USAAPartner
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So @CityofTampa bars and beaches are open but playgrounds are still closed? Makes a ton of sense.
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Shout out to the asshole who stole my amazon package off my porch, hope you enjoy the sleep apnea equipment 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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Must be that damn Carole Baskin
Tiger at Bronx Zoo tests positive for COVID-19 bit.ly/2JKyuni
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