security architect / cofounder @Recon_InfoSec / cofounder @DDI_training / β₯οΈβ₯β₯ == @eric_capuano, nerdery, rainbows, sweatpants | she/her π€πΏπππ«Ά
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today was more incredible than i ever could have imagined. i love you forever, @eric_capuano π€π₯Ήπ«Ά
my heart is exploding with happy β¨
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omg you guys my nerd cred just skyrocketed
COMPAQ
NOKIA
HEADPHONES
CD-R SPINDLE
EPIC SUBWOOFER
PEPSI + CHEEZ-ITS
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toddlers are excellent at brute forcing
10 minutes of attempts:
juice
mommy juice
mommy JUICE
mommy i want juice
mommy juice mommy
juice mommy
mommy
juuuice
mommy
i want juice mommy
MOMMY
JUICE MOMMY
MOMMY! JUICE!
MOOOOMMY!
followed by:
JFC OKAY
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i am once again reminded
that no matter how much instruction and documentation and guidance you put in front of people
THEY WON'T EFFING READ IT
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i _love_ working from home, but seasonal depression is one thing that kills me
i work at home, work out at home, eat at home, it only escalates
some days, the self depreciation is out of control w/out distractions
friendly reminder to myself and whoever else needs it:
GET OUT
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kids these days will never know the joys
of packing up dozens of cables
a giant CRT and tower
keyboards/mice
mountain dew
jamming it all into the car just to reassemble it in your buddy's basement for the weekend
and being completely worthless for the next 48 hours
bliss
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i've kept personal tweets off of here for a while now, but in a couple weeks, i get to marry this man π₯Ή
it makes me happy to realize i've lost count of our adventures, and to know there will be so many more
i look forward to continuing this journey with you, @eric_capuano π€
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95% of what i follow on twitter is infosec/tech, the rest is space and cute animals.
and i gotta say, if you are a man in our industry saying that you support the decision made on friday...
you're gonna have a bad time.
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went to apple store to send off to replace screen
"can i have your pw?"
"no..."
"they're going to have to wipe it then to run diagnostics"
"just replace the screen, and make sure it comes on, don't need diagnostics"
are you kidding me, no privacy or wipe your data
no, @Apple..
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my dad is outside checking my tire pressure
he has done this every time i visit for 18 years
it's the little things π
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hi can you help me troubleshoot something? here's zero detail and a screenshot with any and all context removed
π
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10 years ago, almost to the day i started working at @RedHatNews in september, i visited red hat's campus.
told myself that within 10 years i wanted to be a RH architect and get my RHCA.
today, the latter finally happened π
so stupid excited right now.
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about to fly home
listening to the guy in front of me mansplain the internet and "the cloud" to the woman next to him
he also offered another woman his lap for a seat
i now know where he works, and it turns out i also know his boss
do better, people :(
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cleaning out the toy bin this afternoon, and found this antique π€£
GATHER 'ROUND, KIDS! LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THIS BAD BOY, AND P2P IN THE GOOD OL DAYS
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did a full write up on the new home network setup! had so much fun building this the last few months <3 huge thanks to @ubnt short-stack.net/home-networkβ¦
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my grandpa passed away early this morning, peacefully
i was able to go sit with him sunday while he slept
the nurse at hospice said he could still hear me, so i sat and talked to him, and i cried, and hugged him goodbye
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idk which one of you dipshits clipped me in the paris hallway
but
(and it's sad that this needs to be said)
don't touch people who don't want to be touched
find a new @defcon game
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since christmas
i went from ~45-50 shots of whiskey a week to ~6-10
it's nice to wake up feeling like i actually slept
body is thanking me for it
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this week has been so surreal
seeing things you've poured yourself into for so long come to life, and seeing people enjoy the fruits of your labor is an incredible feeling π
now... time for some OpenSOC :)
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my dad is at his house, sitting outside drinking on a sunday afternoon, and decided to call me out of the blue and talk for an hour, and told me he's proud of me
he has no idea how much i needed that π
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frustrating part about this industry
you can be great at your job
but you need to learn everything else (forever) in order to keep that
my days are so full of fail most of the time
always learning has a lot of benefits, but... not always the best feeling
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anyone want to hire my dad for security awareness training? π€£
"being nice is optional but is discouraged"
i love him β€οΈ
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dear infosec fam,
a huge part of why we have the cons, events, projects, and knowledge we have and share is b/c of the people who volunteer to pour their time and hearts into it.
be nice. stop the drama. stop the pettiness.
step back. remember why we do what we do.
<3,
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6yo requested i make lunches for her the last week or so (usually gets school lunch), so of course i will, and i always leave her notes
("i love you", "i'm proud of you", the list goes on)
opened her backpack tonight, she saved my notesπ
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welcome to the world, zoey and ella π born last night at 6:24 and 6:32, happy and healthy. have never been more exhausted in my life.
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ever read docs or manpages for something and walk away even more confused?
asking for a friend
π¬
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sat down on the plane
woman: excuse me, this is my seat
me: *show her my seat number* (it's right)
woman: *looks at her ticket* "FUCK!!!" (very loudly) *throws all her things everywhere*
she is now throwing a fit/swearing a lot in her seat
this ought to be a fun flight π£
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almost a year ago, i automated a large part of our infrastructure that was repetitive and frequent
and then i built a thing that deploys said automation
i recently built a thing that renders what i previously built completely unnecessary
past self is so pissed at current self
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christmas was a harsh reality check of how far i've fallen
things need to change, the drinking needs to stop, mental health needs fixing
i am not me anymore
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i set up a vpn for a former client to access their internal systems
they said they "didn't like" vpns
so they moved the systems to an external subnet after i finished the project
allow all tcp 0.0.0.0/0
so there's one reason π
If you have RDP exposed to the Internet, why? I'm seriously asking here. What's the reason? Is the increased risk cost justified?
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what are some of your favorite "old"/nostalgic pieces of tech?
like winamp, AIM, geocities, etc
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had to say goodbye to lucy this morning π
my dad rescued her when she was weeks old and gave her to me on my 17th birthday
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dropped off kiddos
driving home
forgot to switch spotify playlists
just caught myself singing row row row your boat
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parenthood is when you're driving and see a train
and you yell "HI TRAIN!!!!"
only to realize that the kids aren't even in the car with you
π€¦ββοΈ
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watching @defcon #defcon26 closing ceremonies
hearing @thedarktangent drop the name "hacker tracker" on stage is... so surreal
i created it to give back to the community when i couldn't be there, and it has turned into so much more
so much feels π
cc @sethlaw @_advice_dog
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it doesn't matter how many hundreds of times i've done this in my life.
every time i have to delete a partition in order to resize it, i have precisely 12 panic moments before hitting 'w'.
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it always confuses me when i see so many self proclaimed "experts" in our field(s)
unpopular opinion:
none of us are... π±
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my grandma was put in hospice this week, and this morning my dad told me she passed, surrounded by family π
she was a tiny feisty badass, and she's the reason i grew up loving the stones and rod stewart
windchimes and the smells of summer will forever remind me of her β€οΈ
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5yo came home today sad bc she didn't get invited to a bday party, the other girls did.
said her friends are mean to her at school.
sits alone at lunch, plays alone at recess.
she's weird, and so much fun.
i wish 5yo me could go play with her. this broke my heart tonight.
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got 6yo a hoodie last week, semi matches mine
"mommy, now i'm a hacker in training"
omg you guys π
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1) gave birth to the twins πΆπΆ
2) landed dream job as an architect at red hat
3) finished my RHCA π nitter.app/adamjk/status/94480238β¦
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got my RHCE recertified today! this time for RHEL 7.
1 MORE EXAM UNTIL I GET MY RHCA π
so! close! :)
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i started the @defcon #HackerTracker project 10 years ago, and it makes me so happy to see it continue to grow and be supported π
kudos to @sethlaw @_advice_dog @aNullValue @dcib π
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5yo is on her ipad playing minecraft
said it was going slow
so i watched her close the game, kill all the other apps running, and go back to her game
"sometimes that works for me"
i am so proud rn π€
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hormonal imbalances have put me in my own personal hell
the depression/anxiety/anger/self hatred the last 6-8 months is like nothing i've ever experienced
hopefully got things figured out, hopefully dosages are right, hopefully up from here π€π
_please_ let it be up from here
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scrolled through twitter tonight.. why is this industry so full of drama?
i'm not even sure if drama is the right word
learn the things
do the things
grow
that's it
so much energy wasted on things that don't matter
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for the better part of a decade, i drank 6-8 shots of whiskey 5-7 nights a week
tonight i had a glass and a half of wine, and it was my first drink since defcon
i don't know how i did what i did for so long
good riddance π€
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my entire life has led me to this point right here
the sticker i was meant to create has finally happened
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successfully picked her first lock by herself, and then she got 4 moreπ thank you, @foxpick
@likeidreamof28
kiddo's first @BSidesCHS @SecurityBSides ππ€
thank you, @maddiestone for an amazing keynote (7yo took notes πβ€οΈπ)
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i bought a soap dispenser online, plain ol soap dispenser
and it came with a ridiculous amount of baby yoda / mandalorian stickers?
stoked and confused
happy tuesday
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based on current events...
last night's "art"
saving these to hand out when we run OpenSOC.io at @defcon π€π
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literally just watched 6yo brute force the PIN for a school app/website that she wanted to use at home
"I FINALLY GOT IT!"
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my 7yo had a conference call with her class.
and didn't wear pants.
the next generation will be fine.
π€¦π€¦π€¦
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i hate going to walmart but it was the closest option today
if this doesn't scream MURICA, idk what does
π€¦ββοΈ
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super excited to say... after an AMAZING 6 years at SPARC/@BoozDigital, i've officially accepted a position with Red Hat π the day has come!
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need to encrypt existing AWS instances?
1) shut down instance
2) snapshot instance volume
3) copy the snapshot and encrypt w/KMS key
4) create volume from encrypted snapshot
5) detach old vol / attach new vol w/same mount point
6) start instance, now encrypted π₯π₯π₯
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SSO and MFA should π not be a paid/premium feature π
the fact that this still needs to be said is absolutely ridiculous!
reposting this list: sso.tax/
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if anyone is feeling down or bad about themselves tonight
i just got stuck in my own hoodie for longer than i want to admit
YOU ARE NOT ALONE
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ATTN NERDS:
friendly reminder, here
if you're not logging and monitoring API activity for your cloud provider(s), you should be π
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i remember back in high school and college, when we'd stay awake for up to 4 days at a time for our LAN parties
and even then, i don't remember feeling as tired as i am after a saturday or sunday with 3 kids
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dear every open source project ever,
@digitalocean has some of the best docs / examples / walkthroughs
observe + take notes
we can all learn something(s) from this
they know how to do it right
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excited to announce that next week will be the start of a new chapter
next week will be my last week at SPARC/booz allen, as i join the nerds at @Recon_InfoSec
stoked to get back to the startup life/grind/adventures π
We are very excited to welcome Whitney Champion (@shortxstack) to our team as Lead Architect! Whitney has been an invaluable volunteer on the OpenSOC.io project and we are looking forward to her involvement and expertise on the exciting projects we have in the works.
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