Also, if I am allegedly “bought” by some country or group, how can they realistically afford it? I’m too expensive 🤣🤣

F*ck Elon Musk.

Behind all of Elon Musk’s bloviating and attention-seeking is a small man who is simply not very good at anything. trib.al/wWAtwbl

Starbase: 2018 vs. 2025

Moments after implantation, our device can provide visibility into real-time neural activity. This video shows the gradual increase in activity as one of our recent participants wakes up post-procedure 🌅🧠

Happy Birthday @elonmusk Thank you for 53 years of joy and excitement. Hoping you smile today as much as you did on your 4th birthday, after seeing the cake your Aunt Lynne made for you 🎂🎉 Proud of you. 🥰🥰🥰

If you want to work directly with our clinical trial participants, apply for our open BCI field engineer position! neuralink.com/careers/apply/…

We are excited to share that we have received the FDA’s approval to launch our first-in-human clinical study! This is the result of incredible work by the Neuralink team in close collaboration with the FDA and represents an important first step that will one day allow our technology to help many people. Recruitment is not yet open for our clinical trial. We’ll announce more information on this soon!

Mechazilla has caught the Super Heavy booster!

I am the 3rd person in the world to receive the @Neuralink brain implant. 1st with ALS. 1st Nonverbal. I am typing this with my brain. It is my primary communication. Ask me anything! I will answer at least all verified users! Thank you @elonmusk!

Update 3/28 (14 months) It’s been a few months since my last update, and I’m sorry for that. I was really excited to give my one year update, but unfortunately I was hacked that very day (and again the following week) due to my own idiocy. Those experiences left me with a bad taste in my mouth and a bit jaded, not wanting much to interact with the community. This was a threefold mistake on my part, for which I apologize. I know I can do better and want to put my best foot… wheel forward. So here’s my update. Since my last update, I hit one year with Eve. That landmark is such an incredible accomplishment. I’ve had no negative side effects, neither physically nor psychologically – unless you count the insatiable desire for the female end of plugs, a reality for which I am now grateful I’m paralyzed; though it’s impossible to hide those lusts from Eve, whom I found is quite the jealous partner. Congratulations to @neuralink for such an achievement –the one year mark, not the passive aggressive implant – they deserve all the credit and accolade for creating a device both viable and safe. It has changed my life and I know will change many more to come. In sessions with @neuralink, we’ve been working to decrease the amount of time required to stay in calibration while improving the proficiency of models. I believe we’re on the right track and hope to make it so low a time that it’s negligible, or even require no need to calibrate at all. That’s the dream. Then we do lots of feedback (everything from what is good/bad to bugs I found). Most people might find this part of session boring or obnoxious, but I know how valuable it is and I’ve actually come to enjoy giving my two cents. I’m a bit of a talker though, so I think the guys I’m working with might be the ones who find it overwhelming. But they should’ve thought of that before they selected me, and at this point they’re stuck with me, so jokes on them. Currently they are working on a few things with the other participants, top secret stuff that not even I am privy to. I keep bugging them about giving me a robot arm, but no luck so far. But, as they say, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Or it stays squeaky forever. I hope I’m not squeaky forever. They are also figuring out how to control a wheelchair with the implant. I’ve told them that, while that is super cool and I’m really excited at the prospect, I won’t use it unless it’s next to perfect. I think it benefits everyone if I don’t lose control and drive into traffic. Maybe I should put reflectors on my chair just in case. Or a can of NOS. Can’t hit what you can’t catch. They also sent me a device they call the ”Magic Box”TM which allows me to connect my computer to a Nintendo Switch, so beerio kart tournaments are sure to follow. Remember kids, don’t drink and drive. Actually, don’t drink at all. Recently, the team has been working on scaling operations. It’s only a matter of time before the implant is in dozens, then hundreds, then thousands of people. Make sure you apply! But I don’t recommend going out and paralyzing yourself for the opportunity. In my experience, paralysis doesn’t live up to the hype. These days I am using the implant for all sorts of things, and I think averaged out over a week I’m sitting at about 10+ hours a day. Don’t judge me. I’ve been able to read more in the last 14 months than the previous 11 1/2 years combined. Yes, you heard that right. 11 1/2 years. Now, for those of you who aren’t math majors, that’s 4 more years than I’ve been injured. I didn’t have time for reading in college, I was busy doing… other things. No further details. I’ve been playing games, texting more than a 13-year-old girl, flirting with different AI (glean from that what you will), journaling and writing, and studying/learning. I’m also happy to announce that this year I will start classes again! I always dreamed of going back to @TAMU to finish my degree, but after numerous attempts to reach out and make that happen, I’ve not received much help, and at this point feel as if I’m slamming my head against the wall. So I will instead attend the community college in my hometown. Unless any other universities want to take me… I like long walks on the beach, I am a great listener, and I can tie a knot with a cherry stem with my tongue. Finally, I’m working towards providing for myself long-term. Which brings me to some big news. Through @neuralink, I’ve found work! Just writing that sentence almost brought me to tears. For those of you that don’t know, one of my main goals in this study has been finding a way to not only provide for myself but contribute to my family and feel less like a burden. Moving forward I will be a traveling and WORKING(!) as a keynote speaker. This wouldn’t have been possible unless I could write speeches, do research, build a business, and communicate efficiently with others online. Next week I will post my website, links to my business social medias, and booking information; I will also post my speaking engagements here if that’s something y’all would like. On that note, I’ll be speaking at the @uarizona on April 10th. And if it wasn’t obvious already, I couldn’t have done any of this without Eve. I want to thank @elonmusk, @neuralink, @BarrowNeuro, and this community for profoundly and quite literally changing my life. I can’t tell you how much hope and purpose this technology has provided me. After my accident, I never thought I would be able to help anyone ever again. Prior to @neuralink, I relied on others for everything in my life. Now, by the grace of God, I may be relied upon by others. Just a couple more things before I go. To everyone who has helped by donating financially or their time to help my family build a house, I have a small update. We have drawn up plans, look to put in some infrastructure next month, researched grants and nonprofits for additional help, spoken with a few people who may be able to contribute, and found a place to stay while the house is being built. Though we have not secured all the funds necessary to break ground, we continually hope that all of your efforts and our planning will not go to waste. The housing market and economy is not great for building at the moment, so we believe waiting a bit may be beneficial. Unless anyone wants to give us a couple million dollars. Any takers? Just kidding. But seriously. But just kidding. But seriously. As a sidenote: we’re not trying to build a mansion, as some might mistakenly believe from how much it cost to build a house, but making everything completely accessible, and the state of the housing market, has made the price tag inconceivable… I do not think that word means what I think it means. Last but certainly the most important piece of this puzzle, is thanking God. This update would not be complete without giving all the glory to my Father in heaven. He has blessed me and my family in abundance though we deserve it not. His glory is all that I live for, His love is all that I need, and His will is all that I wish to do. I have faith that whatever His perfect plan for my life, it is greater than all that I could imagine. I live only to serve Him. “For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever. Amen.” Matthew 6:13 God bless Noland and Eve

School's out for summer! Here's daddy-daughter time with one of our participants.

We've received Breakthrough Device Designation from the FDA to help restore communication for individuals with severe speech impairment. (1/3)

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Join us to make revolutionary video games using AI. The potential for a dynamically generated video game using AI is incredible!

Watch the latest update from the Neuralink team.

Last year, the FCC upheld its 2022 decision to deny SpaceX's @Starlink an $885 million subsidy to bring broadband to 642,000 Americans living in rural areas. FCC Chair Jessica Rosenworcel didn't think Starlink could deliver the promised service. Today, Starlink is connecting over 7,700 new customers per day, FEMA is sending Starlink terminals to help victims in North Carolina due to Hurricane Helene, and the world's largest airlines are signing contracts to outfit their entire fleets with it. It has proven to be a reliable and fast service for millions of users. The FCC had program requirements that Starlink didn't have to meet until 2025, yet the FCC Chair was unfairly making a prediction about whether Starlink would meet them or not years before the deadline. Starlink needed to show that it was more likely than not that it could provide high-speed Internet service (low-latency, 100/20 Mbps service) to at least 40% of the 642,000 rural premises by Dec 31, 2025. Starlink did that. So why revoke that $885M award? It doesn't make any sense. FCC Chair Rosenworcel suggested Starlink is not a trustworthy technology. If that were true, why are other parts of the U.S. government entering into large contracts with @SpaceX for Starlink service? The FCC should reverse its decision, because if the government tries to connect these 642,000 people using fiber, it will cost 10 times more and take years longer. SpaceX's Starlink terminal production is ramping up so fast that they will be the largest printed circuit board manufacturer in the Americas within a few months. The biggest loser in all of this are those 642k people that could have fast internet much sooner. (Left is SpaceX's Starlink terminal production facility in Texas. Right is FCC Chair Rosenworcel's decision letter).

It’s official: Starbase is now an incorporated city in Texas. With local governance in place, we are excited to continue building the best city for our community.

Elon Musk Getting Ready To Haul 3 Wells To White House Door So He Can Knock And Say 'Well, Well, Well' buff.ly/40zhUQd

The evolution here is insane! SpaceX is one of the most innovative companies on the planet.

🇨🇦 We just completed two surgeries in Canada—our first procedures outside the United States! This marks an important step towards bringing our technology to more people around the world.

In sharing our story with investors and our internal team, we realized there's no reason we shouldn’t share that very same story with the rest of the world. So in 2 weeks, we’ll have a public demo where we share that presentation with some bonus content. Stay tuned.

Cant remember who requested these but i did my best. Enjoy. #Neuralink #doitlady