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IM GOING TO SWCLA FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY!!! CELEBRETHAN IS A GO, BOSSKBRATION IS A GO AND OOMFS I HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!
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In the andor finale Luthen dies and Kleya says “Luthen, what a joke” and does her hair in 2 buns and drops the K from her name to become Leia
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Your eminence Senator Mothma’s speech is all over holotok…. it appears she clocked your tea.
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Dave watching the andor s2 rough footage: hey why isn’t the ghost crew in this
Tony: the what
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Andor could never top this writing and acting
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Lalo 🇲🇽
‘ANDOR’ Season 1 has generated over $300M in subscriber revenue for Disney+
Outpacing other live-action #StarWars shows like ‘THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT’ and ‘AHSOKA’
(via thewrap.com/star-wars-andor-…)
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// andor spoilers
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It’s so real that everyone has terrifying and traumatizing climaxes to their arcs and Syril’s is just 1 meal with his mother
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2022: TALES OF THE JEDI
2024: TALES OF THE EMPIRE
2025: TALES OF THE BOUNTY HUNTERS
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Original art and lightsaber wooshing effect instead of ugly photoshop oh real character posters are back
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Oh they actually did film a scene with Jod’s master (I assume) but it got cut 🫤 I wasn’t rooting for a flashback but I feel bad now seeing what it meant to her and how we could have had a Lebanese and Palestinian jedi
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Super bowl 2018… 3 months before release, zero footage or stills until this, everyone doubting the movie was releasing on time or at all, you just HAD to be there
Star Wars
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Yeah Talzin is still the supreme they’re literally using her hand me downs and she was doing powerful magic on her own and beefing with the most powerful sith and jedi in the galaxy every week 😭 also she never would have taken orders from outsiders especially a man
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// skeleton crew spoilers
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Mon watching 800 trillion credits deposited in her bank acc from at attin
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It’s literally Mon Mothma going to parties every week while Cassian is having the worst time of his life
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Directing and choreography may have been ass here but I feel bad that my man clearly practiced doing this move and was prob proud of it and his greatest star wars legacy is ppl reposting it every few months to make fun and exaggerate how bad it was
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// mando spoilers #TheMandalorian
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No like the armorer forgetting abt her 1 rule after a week with Bo just so she can see her face and then deciding she’s mando jesus…
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Glad they’re addressing that ai video
There is a wound that won't heal at the center of the galaxy. There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us. We let it grow, and now it's here. It's here and it's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay.
The Empire is a disease that thrives in darkness, it is never more alive than when we sleep. It's easy for the dead to tell you to fight, and maybe it's true, maybe fighting is useless. Perhaps it's too late. But I'll tell you this, if I could do it again, I'd wake up early and be fighting these bastards from the start!
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// mando spoilers #TheMandalorian
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Is it too soon to say he…… pazt away
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POST CREDITS SCENE
THRAWN: I’m in need of a new mercenary and I see you have history with both Ahsoka Tano and Ezra Bridger.
VOICE OFFSCREEN: *reptilian chuckle* I’ll do it… if you have enough creditsss.
THRAWN, smiling: That won’t be a problem.
CUT TO BLACK
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Bix beating the doomed allegations but at what cost
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YODA UNEMPLOYED ERA
The upcoming Star Wars series, The Acolyte, will break the trend of recent cinematic universe offerings by not featuring cameos from other films and TV shows. bit.ly/3VhDPIt
ALT The Acolyte Will Be Free From Star Wars Film and TV Show Cameos | IGN
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He may have to explain under oath wth was going on with rangers of the new republic I’m crying
Gina Carano Calls for Pedro Pascal, Kathleen Kennedy to Testify Over 'Mandalorian' Firing hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
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Ngl when I heard sister I thought we were getting Steela crumbs but he was talking abt gas fumes 😭 ofc still adds a deeper meaning if you know he lost his real sister
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I was so distracted by the Mas Amedda snub this week that I didn't process the real tea which is that Sculdun is tryna smash
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// #TheAcolyte spoilers
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Osha when she gets back to the cave
reaction encyclopedia
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Niamos still being the go to party song after at least a year of release wow it must be an all time galactic billboard hit
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Jon Favreau seeing all the fan discourse abt who “the spy” among the mandalorians was when it was actually no one and he never intended for us to take the ep 7 title that seriously
Morgan🔻
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I think Bossk should randomly show up with an unexplained son in a disney+ show like this
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// mando spoilers #TheMandalorian
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Boba and Fennec during the fireworks knowing that the writers are keeping them in the vault for now
BOMBOCLAAT
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I double checked and guys this smirk wasn’t even in the show like they cut right before it 😭 someone at disney marketing just loved it ig
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Sorry I moved on from skeleton crew immediately to make fun of mando but can I make the easy prediction that he’s not a jedi, the kids just assume it, he’s a force sensitive crook, he betrays and abandons the kids but then comes back to save them and that’s his arc 🥱
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So the massacre with tarkin already happened and they’re gonna do the ghorman massacre 2.0???
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Need them to interact in regards to the nr recognizing mandalore or something so they can have a red bob off
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Could have predicted this from the trailers but do we think Syril will die on Ghorman and Dedra’s arc will be that she actually finds connection with someone but inadvertently kills him due to the career she chose ☹️☹️
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Like maybe we were overreacting to the appearance alone yesterday but I’m sorry the developers sat down and decided to make a sexy droid there’s no other explanation
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Grogu getting time this season with his fun aunt (Peli), depressed aunt (Bo) and christian aunt (armorer) but where is his vodka aunt (Fennec)
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Mas, Tarkin and Yularen downstairs hearing Partagaz blow his brains out before they could fire him
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Still crazy to me that for like a solid week ppl were asking for a whole live action series of this 😭😭
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Ok how many more times do we think they’ll flip flop between “it’s rebels season 5” “but you don’t need to watch rebels to watch this” before it premieres
Rosario Dawson says she is pretty sure Dave Filoni has referred to ‘AHSOKA’ as “basically like the fifth season of Rebels”
(Source: @totalfilm)
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Assume every veteran actor in the mandalorian will be wasted and you will never be disappointed
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Ian McDiarmid speaks on Emperor Palpatine having sex
"He does [have sex]. It’s a horrible idea to think of Palpatine having sex in any shape or form. But ... perhaps he didn’t ... Maybe it’s all to do with midi-chlorians – and don’t ask me what those are"
(via @empiremagazine)
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It’s prob bs but I’m crying at the idea that the simpsons revealed boba’s new armor
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Was gonna say a while ago we should forget abt Mon’s rebels debut in the context of her andor s2 arc but they actually put this shitto in the show alright gagged me a bit
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I respect them never showing a full active star destroyer in the mandoverse before and giving gideon that wimpy light cruiser instead cause this hit hard
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They reaaaaally want ppl to know they have a pew pew starfighter scene in this season 😭
That could’ve gone smoother.
Check out this new clip from Season 2 of Andor and don’t miss the three-episode premiere streaming Tuesday, only on @DisneyPlus.
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This was kind of a weird moment in the trailer but it was very in character for Yoda so I respect it.
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Is this the “star wars what if” you guys were yapping abt for years HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
History will be rebuilt.
Watch the new teaser trailer for LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy, arriving September 13, only on @DisneyPlus.
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So you’re the embodiment of the dark side. Does that pay well? It doesn’t sound like a real job to me. How are you gonna take care of your poor old mother? Or do you just hate me. You can’t hang around this ethereal realm forever you know. Im calling uncle harlo
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// skeleton crew spoilers #skeletoncrew
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Jod with the kids and parents next ep
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She was fearless, and crazier than him. She was his queen and god help anyone who disrespected the queen
#TheBookOfBobaFett
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