I do not exist| professional liar| suck my left nut to make the right one jealous
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Ohhhhhh when I find you
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Sex is a very intimate and sacred act.
Remember, your body is a temple, and you shouldn't be sharing it with anyone who likes One Piece.
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It’s a scene where Cammy White fights Crimson Viper and gets electrically punched in the coochie then swung around like a ragdoll then C.V. grabs her titty and electrocuted that cause ing her to squirt as she falls, then she gets punted and lands on her neck while Ryu watches
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Look at them big ole ashy lifeboats he calls lips, he definitely got the kiss of death
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ole girl thought being out at 12am at the movies when her only friend was with me wasn’t fishy
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Girl do not call me twin my waist is smaller and my lashes are longer, we are NOT the same
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Friendly reminder that pickles do not belong on any sandwich and shouldn’t exist in general
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*allegedly* he never came out but Patti labelle said he was and they were extremely close
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Then watch they get mad when it’s on the chopping block (hopefully this never happens)
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not a nigga that you wanna argue with, cause then you fucking with your Future like Larsa Pippen did
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or just don’t cheat? idk maybe i’m thinking too deep into it
Men check on your bathroom windows for earrings....
Redo the bed yourself, they break their nais intentionally so your girlfriend can find them.
If you don't know the colour of your girlfriend's toothbrush throw them away.
Check your water glasses for lipstick.
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it wasn’t even like that, me her and her friend had an apartment together cause her friends bf cheated on her and didn’t have a place to go
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a huge ass shame, imagine turning in the tv to go watch phineas and ferb and you see “sorry this channel doesn’t exist”
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“with who’s baby?”, “that’s crazy cause i shoot blanks”, “i ain’t even but in you shorty quit fuckin playin”
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AoT is ass
Uchiha clan was ass outside of Madara
Shanks is not him fr
Bleach>>One Piece>>Naruto
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It’s a scene where Cammy White fights Crimson Viper and gets beat from the movie Street Fighter IV: The Ties That Bond
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Respect Perc Angle??? The Olympic Hero that won a gold medal with a broken neck? He did death defying stunts to entertain 8 year olds everywhere
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who's having thoughts about a girl slapping them on the face and then grabbing them by your jaw and forcing you to look up at her as she says, "you like it when mommy slaps you, don't you?" THIS GUY
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He sure can, he was a golden gloves champion and spotted me a band to keep my Og from getting evicted
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tl sleep? need her to make me nut until im begging her to stop only for her to tell me “i’ll stop when i want to stop. who milk that dick like me? nobody. who give you the best nuts. nobody. who dick is this? mine.” until they milk every last drop outta me.
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