if anyone even gaf i found a 60 yr old MOUSE BELT on marketplace for 5 bucks
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can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane
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you can feed white people coleslaw out of your hand like they’re a wild horse
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yup. it's getting chilly outside. you know what that means #RUNYOURHANDSUNDERBOILINGWATER
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i don’t want to be dramatic or center the narrative around myself but genuinely what am i supposed to eat now
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i’m not even compelled by the amulet like that bro. i just wanna see it. is that so wrong
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does anyone fuck w guys who are like really stretching the definition of the word guy
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labbing the worst fits conceivable now that i’ve encountered $10 true religions at the thrift store. thoughts
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happy pride month :3 i wouldn’t be alive without my transition and i certainly wouldn’t be this bangin
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i can’t come up w anything but when my little brother was a kid he measured time in “curious george”s because the programming blocks were a half hour. school ends in an hour? two curious georges. so on and so forth
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mang0’s weight loss journey saw him go from looking like the owner of a really good millennial burger joint to looking like the owner of a really bad millennial burger joint
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hairdresser fucked my shit up so i’m posting my backlog of pre-chop pics until that shit becomes normal
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being dysphoric as a trans guy sucks because you definitely do have boy brain but it's in a very y2k pop culture sort of way. like.... would it would be, female, of me, to carry a tote bag,
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this is destroying me. why is he so evil. he looks like he just turned 180 degrees in a fancy chair to confront me
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ok wait i should clarify they hurt if im doubling up and wearing headphones. if not that then theyre fine. by “when im working” i meant when im at my desk wearing headphones
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I KNOW THIS ISN'T CLASSICAL MUSIC NOW I'M SORRY i just remembered the poignant and beautiful string ensemble most vividly. unhand me
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i just KNOW one of these guys only tells the truth whilst the other speaks in lies 😭
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“trans women don’t get periods” all of the dolls are ovulating Right Now and i can tell from the things they’re putting on my timeline
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i’m going into limbo to rescue jimmy carter. mr president it’s not your time yet
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typed this tweet with one hand while the other was holding out coleslaw to a white girl. i have never been more serious in my life
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this is just a cheap trick to hide your REAL account from the true believers. im hitting her line posthaste
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yup. it's getting chilly outside. you know what that means #RUNYOURHANDSUNDERBOILINGWATER
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does anyone else do the thing where you wear your glasses like. diagonally sometimes when youre working so that they dont hurt your ears
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all the 2-2ers i know spend 6 hours a day staring at ufd and ripping their hair out in clumps meanwhile every top player i know says bullshit like this and they mean it entirely in earnest
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replies r loathsome but if you saw a 5’1 pale effeminate twink in this you people would start making jessica rabbit audience noises
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i don’t like that there’s a console with smash ultimate AND a functioning mouse. what if the qp steve starts drag clicking
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wait nvm i can promote MYSELF i’m stupid linktr.ee/scrungeonmaster
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top 1 grossest jokes in the smash community is refusing to interact with attractive feminine smash players because you’re “not trying to get twitlongered” it’s just so icky and unfunny on so many levels
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tboy in tank top w the top surgery just visible out the sides. thank you for your attention to this matter
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not unlikely that we get another one of these
EC Tedtonic
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smash players are actual specimens they’ll post abt the depths of male loneliness and then you check their efforts to connect w women and it’s like “if the female woman that was at shine sees this…. erm… it ain’t gonna suck itself! LOL”
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joker players love being called some shit like Venomstrike and lucas players love being called some shit like gumdrops2007
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