Replying to @WoffaAMB @EiinsBin
This is the worst attempt at typing in patois I’ve ever seen
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Replying to @toxicking
No he actually has a girl
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Now why the woman dem inna party a suck ensure bottle?
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PEOPR??????
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HWT Santana nuh ramp fi block fada
Crazy how I don’t ever remember interacting with this account or even like caring cuz I’m not into that kinda content. So now what I do ?
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It’s time we stop pretending that this wasn’t a banger
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Probox driver:
How dare he still attempt to overtake a car when the Probox is overtaking him and blowing the horn at that? This Note driver nuh easy 🙄🥲
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Gon went god mode on the condition that he could never use nen again. That’s why he was so powerful then
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All a we heroes fake?😭
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Why bro in HD?
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Render deez nuts
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Replying to @Wavymafia
i just hope i’m the favourite
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There no *just* slavery tho. It most definitely includes torture and often r*pe as well
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Adding restrictions makes your powers stronger, simple
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Wa him ago do? Urge mi fi dead?
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Replying to @HBCUfessions
Take the present and leave
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This is what you call discipline?
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Oh brother
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#worstbarsofthedecadedancehall “Dead already come dead back inna January, target practice pon yuh fambilerry”~Alkaline
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His current girl
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Him career
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Replying to @shrimpdon_
Same flow from 2017 dawg determined yf😭
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I’m so serious
Mandem a shoot out brawlin in Sam Sharpe Square???
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Damn you wear lashes?
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She sing starships and yuh sing robot taxi
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Replying to @HBCUfessions
Leave him alone and move on
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Somewhere where the pay matches the cost of living ofc
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Grown ass man drinking nut milk
I’ve been drinking Almond milk for 4 days straight,idk dem vegans was right 😭
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Writing/typing patois is so unstandardised, like look at “ino, inuh, eno, enuh, innu, ennu, innuh and ennuh“. They’re all the same word
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Be real rn
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W early birthday gifts🙏🏿❤️
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Get a condom fi yuh ears, cause deh chune ya shot like syphillis
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As a kartel fan he’s right fr. Anything after 2015-2017 isn’t actually the kartel we think of when he pops up
dancehall doesn’t need Kartel anymore. keyword “need”
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That’s crazy
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White Jamaicans are so funny dawg
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Replying to @fabozzman
That was the day we all got blocked lmao😭
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#worstbarsofthedecadedancehall “Yuh couldn’t trail mi, chop off di pussy foots dem”~Mavado
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Lady Saw weh have the most f*ck songs per capita?
Former Queen of Dancehall - Marion Hall has spoken. Says 4 women of Dancehall (including Ishawna) are ‘racing to hell’. Says Spice is greedy & played out, Shenseea is beautiful, but is nowhere, Jada is weak & so on. Wow.
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This is a Jamaican classic fr
It’s always the low quality videos that be fucking hilarious
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Dunce yuh dunce ino
I feel like we should all claim what Jamaican reaction video we are
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Bro lmfao
Jamaican men writing the date today
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And being good at none
Instagram is so vile taking everything from each social media app
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Nah you gotta be trolling
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It wasn’t about showing too much skin, she was shaking ass in a food establishment
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Dawg put in “tree” and the phone scream the answer inna the exam room. Mi deh right beside him in the corner with my phone same way and never wah get ketch suh mi shout e dawg name quick quick😭
CSEC Spanish was crazy, Mfs was using voice to speech translate mid exam tblc
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Deez nuts
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Him sing mirage and yuh sing optical illusion
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That wants to cum” is a dangerously effective form of psychological warfare
After the first link, that’s crazy , deven me initiate shit
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Man said:
have a role for a music video, •1 more Female only •must have a “not from Jamaica” look •10k for two half days
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The twang, the causal interjection of patois, the emotions, the body language, the deep-fried filter. This video is a masterpiece lmfao😭
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“Did you see the news? Biden won and it reminds me of how you once won my heart, crazy isn’t it? Anyways, I hope you’re good.”
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Replying to @Terrizle @CashMom__
Start it to thank you Jah🤣
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This is a horrible take
Unpopular opinion: Criticism should only come from ppl better than you
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Fr I never once googled this nigga
Everything I know about Elvis Presley … I learned without my consent
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Replying to @shemzdon @ramzz_xo
Must different mobay mi live
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GUYS I PASSED EVERYTHING WTF!?!?
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Imagine coming dead last and a try hype up😂
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It’s a joke…
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I remember Alkaline vs the 6ix like it was yesterday. Song dem used to drop round lunch time and e dawg dem meet up inna forum fi discuss😭
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This is what they say is better than Jamaican food btw
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Not all good songs will be hits
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Saved it tho
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Replying to @shrimpdon_
Nth nuh worse than how him did a gwaan pan a song weh titled “v6”
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The post reached Instagram, he’s cooked
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Replying to @netsjenner @jaayhey
I live in mobay and everytime I go to Kingston I think about how ghetto mobay is
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Twitter user j4heimm nuh easy ino
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Getting valentines gift sent to you from a whole different country>>>>
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Slandering Mobay like I haven’t lived here all my life>>>
Agreeing with Mobay slander like mi neva born a Cornwall Regional>>>>>>>
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Replying to @devaoffduty
Not having kids
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Imagine saying racism doesn’t exist in Jamaica when my light-skinned primary school classmates literally used to tell me to not touch them because they don’t want the black rubbing off on them.
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Man really thought about this, practiced it, recorded then posted it🤦🏿‍♂️
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Me and the vibrator teaming up
if mi a fvck a girl & she a use a sex toy mi a stop. dat a just me still
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That Jimmy Newtron and Timmy Turner linkup was crazy
ok you can only keep one crossover and there is a right answer
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You have never felt the touch of a woman
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Vagina people never cease to amaze me
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Ngl I ignore 95% of j*heims tweets
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Similarly, people who walk and blaze music with bluetooth speakers instead of using headphones, why?
What posses you to watch videos on full volume in a public space ?
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I wonder if Jamaican politicians know that fixing roads is regular maintenance and not something to be celebrated?? Like the road dem never supposed to get so bad in the first place.
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y’all too funny dawg
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As a straight man, tagging 20 men in your post on Instagram is insane. They ain’t even in the pic
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Lmao I feel bad for bro😭😂😂
It’s always the low quality videos that be fucking hilarious
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Twenty bomboclaat one
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Sky look good yf rn
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Me when I’m getting cooked for being stupid
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I wanna try a full English breakfast so bad
I never wanna hear UK mans speak on food again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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iMessage stop shaking my screen when I press notify anyway. I know I’m annoying, you don’t have to annoy me back
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Chronology is the greatest reggae album of all time
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Mi find the metaphors weh JayZ dem and Biggie mix, and chaw dem up like winterfresh and spit dem out like wrigleys
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