Living life itself is the lesson. Ease and flow. Joy and Newness. Eternal sunshine
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I googled & saw "dehydrated potatoes".
I'm afraid that's enough potato for me to continue
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Anyways, I'm a virgin again after every period so #girlmath
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His logic is rooted in, "I buy an asset therefore ownership should be transferred to me, compromise for what when I own you"
Throw the whole man in the trash my sista
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My dad liked cooking.He liked hugs&kisses and quality time
He loved playing a game of cards,he was so competitive so he wouldn't go to sleep until he won🤣 it was the funniest thing so we'd let him win so that we could go to sleep
He was so funny,he cracked the funniest jokes
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So the interchangeable hour for speech and spelling Bee practice, dramatic arts, dance practice, debate team was parents avoiding us going home early....sick people
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It's not weekly check-ins, it's weekly dumping! because mos wena you're a dumping site for emotions.
I'd be touched & torch that whole sham of a friendship to the nearest flame
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A considerate queen, gave advance notice.
Reasonable considering the price of eggs abantu baqhufuza 4 at 1 go.
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A PR approved statement:
"I'm so happy to have seen my hairstyles on Shaka ilembe, and to have a young influential woman like Nomzamo showcasing our hairstyles worldwide. It's great that I no longer have to walk this journey alone"
Hire PR Managers
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This is meant to be a romantic romantic gesture ne. But the heart palpitations I had seeing "missing".
Guys living is South Africa is traumatic. Happy for their love though ❤️
but andazi maan
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Live your authentic life. Be true to who you are. You're the one who has to live with you #RealTalkWithAnele
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We know which gender "client"
Preparing a client for a custody trial. I said, “Tell me the name of your child’s teacher, pediatrician, dentist, their shoe size, clothing size, known allergies, favorite food, and best friend’s name.” Client, “Why is ANY of that relevant?”
Folks, this is why we trial prep.
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Look at you Lord of all lives! Prescribing how the people you created should live. Commandment maker you!
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As someone who lives alone & locks myself in for days on end I know this is likely to happen to me, and I'm not bothered one bit. I'll be dead.
May her soul rest in peace ❤️
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I deduced its pyschopathy.
No care. No consideration. No remorse. Just blatant disregard of your heart & humanity.
We heal & try to move on but it's such a chilling thought that there's such people.
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Its a psychospiritual thing really,you're not wishing them in the literal sense its an acknowledgement of their souls having being here & you having had the priviledge of their lives
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Imagine having a friend with an eyesight problem eh, she won't even see your invisible engagement ring🤣
It's a no from me!
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He set up a secret audition for the wife role for moghel, she said andizi. Give me 0 sir!
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Im so ashamed of myself for wanting YV to get away with everything #etvScandal
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I'm so disappointed in myself, also impressed with him. There was never an inclination to Google as I always do. I was sold
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Because women never get a pass, even from their own children. You don't get to not be a "perfect mother"
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Ndingakhaliswa nayi taste mntakabawo. Ndithobe isingqala nge tea❤️ #siblinglove❤️
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These female bestie!
"I appeal to him in..." Yet he chose her.
He wants to use you
I have a married guy friend whose company I enjoy, and who I love to pieces. We’ve been friends for YEARS, since before the marriage. When we do link, it’s 97% innocent. His wife is completely hetero, yet he wants me to covertly assist him in attempting to persuade her to allow me into their relationship after I semi-sincerely suggested it while drunk one night. I know he likes me A LOT and wants to possess me, and I’m also aware that I appeal to him in ways his wife could never. His best friend tells me how often he talks about me and is also co-signing him committing to me and integrating me into his relationship. They were even discussing him buying a bigger house to accommodate me the last time I saw them. While I’m not really interested, I must say I found the idea titillating. I like challenges, and almost want to purely for the sake of seeing if I’d succeed.
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Coming from a marriage (two-parent) household, add to that your dad was a good husband and a father. Having to meet these spawns of Satan to choose a husband from is just diabolical. You could tell that Kgomotso Ramano's parents are this varietal on those membeso vlogs.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm sorry for laughing, I never understood this. A former colleague would be legit sick on payday, she didn't wanna pay.
Mna I get so greatful of the fact that I'm even able to pay a large amount
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Are you related @odedanilo
Congratulations to the twins
Double the brilliance, double the impact
Meet the South African twin brothers, Dr. Ziphozonke Lamula and Dr. Velenkosini Lamula
These remarkable twins recently graduated with their Bachelor of Medicine & Bachelor of Surgery (MBChB) from the University of KwaZulu-Natal.
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We can always honor him through credits, I feel as black people we need T'Challa. I need T'Challa
RIPChad❤️
I cannot believe y’all are bringing back the recast T’Challa conversation. This is why people hate cinephiles. A man died, the cast & crew talked extensively about how important honoring his memory was to them & you’re still more worried about Marvel and Disney making money.
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As Xhosa and Zulu people, a funeral and a wedding are treated the same.
It's your day, dead or alive you will be honoured with a full day.
Shade us all you want. We will be there from 7 am till 7 pm to khunga the family on either ocassion.
Another Tswana funeral. It’s 11am and we headed back to the crib for lunch. Once again, Nguni people could never. People took half days
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At the family meeting that happens before the funeral an elder said
"oyose aporhe ke uba ebeserious"
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YouTube & The boys that dance by the robots with their hats out for some change.Same thing
It's noble, it's not stealing yet it's still a form of begging. It's not mandatory that we leave something, watching ads is the same. Ask nicely, don't guilt-trip us
Being told off?
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We got turned away at an establishment at 3pm Friday, 3pm!! It was packed already
Business was booming in Durban
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This is straight up fatphobia!
I'm so over these people & their outrage porn marketing ploy
"Nyits InsNired" ... Spare me🤦♀️
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No dairy. No sugar. Drink 1 cup of strong coffee in the morning , then tea for the day. Drink a reasonable amount of water. Spinach 3 cups a week.Walk/threadmill 1 month, before toning. No bread, pasta, potatoes, rice if you have to, watch portions.
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You waited,be still, made a way- Travis Greene.
Fill me up,Not by might,gracefully broken, you know my name -Tasha Cobbs.
Victory victory belongs to jesus-Todd Dulaney ft. Lebohang
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Cubana Greenpoint! I was walking in heels in reverse ngoba I still wanted to be the gal in full view of spectators laughing at me, at least that's what my cousin tells me ngoba andikhumbuli niks, usandigwara na ngok🤦♀️
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Emotionally vapid, lack of enthusiasm for life's little pleasures
Their vocab is limited to "nice"
Did your hair & nails, them "nice"
Tell them the Chef-prepared meal you're having is life changing —them "nice"
Hay hambofa nobanda kwakho
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