I write for GQ. My mum says she’s very proud.

In April, I made the rarest of pilgrimages. To Tokyo, and the top of a skyscraper, to meet @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN. I went with one question: why still make games? At 61, he has made them for almost forty years. But he has seen his end. gq-magazine.co.uk/article/hi…
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Replying to @ianmiles
rich coming from a melting waxwork of a deep sea fish.
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Replying to @ultrabrilliant
Feels less rushed than season 8 to be fair.
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Microsoft has a market cap larger than the GDP of all but five countries in the world. Entire NATIONS. And it can’t sustain the team that made Hifi Rush? Fuck off.
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Was just told a story by a friend about her work colleague who went on a first date, ordered a bottle of wine (and subsequently two more) and mis-read the price as £50.00 instead of the actual £5000, and now has a ten year direct debit to The Shard to pay off her huge wine debt.
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a nice moment. not pictured: me lurking like gollum
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"When I first started Reynholm Industries I had just two things in my possession: a dream, and six million pounds"
On 2015/12/16 I became independent. No office, just a tiny room, no staff, no machines nothing. All I had was this KJP logo, notepad & pen and my own PC. I started to work on the concept while recruiting staffs, finding office & game engine. Had dream and connection that's all.👍
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Replying to @ZeroSuitCamus
imagine eating literal bollocks and still being stick thin
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The lunar lander scene in TLOU2 is perfect.
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In 2018, I had dinner with @Neil_Druckmann and @grosstastic to start a 2 year behind-the-scenes profile of #TheLastofUsPartII After what feels like a lifetime, and with 10 days to go, this is how @Naughty_Dog created a classic amidst catastrophe: gq-magazine.co.uk/culture/ar…
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Found out yesterday that my dad has me in his phone as Sam White. Full name. His own son.
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Replying to @LeeAndersonMP_
Was he a twat as well
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Replying to @redletterdave
it was YOU
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Uncharted 4 is really fucking good isn’t it.
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Hands. Face.
'Hands. Face. Space': UK government to relaunch Covid-19 slogan theguardian.com/world/2020/s…
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I thought it would be cool to get a consensus on the 100 Greatest Games of All Time. I contacted hundreds of people from Ninja to Naughty Dog – and then counted thousands of votes. With the help of my long-time editor we put together the ultimate list: gq-magazine.co.uk/article/be…
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looks like he just landed a bullseye in the white house darts tourney
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For 2 years I've been between London and LA to tell the story of TLOU: Part II. So gutted for @Neil_Druckmann and a team who I've watched putting their all into it. From everything I've seen and played, it's worth an even longer wait. Fuck COVID!
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There’s a moment in that Quartering video where he scrolls through Metacritic moaning about Gamespot’s low 7/10, spots a 6/10 written by a man just below it, literally almost goes ‘huh’ before returning to focusing on the 7/10 written by a woman. That’s all you need to know.
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thinking about all the people buying OLEDs this week who won't turn motion smoothing off
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ROYAL BABY ROYAL BABIES ROYAL BABY³ ROYAL BABY: RESURRECTION #royalbaby
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It’s criminal how easy it is to spend £40 now. Two onions and some bits? £40. Modest one course dinner with non-alcoholic drinks? £40. Why aren’t we rioting
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Watching the original Pirates of the Caribbean and noticed they change the colour of Jonathan Pryce’s wig to denote a flashback - even though it’s a wig for the character.
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woman who called election accuses man of attempting to win that election.
Theresa May says Jeremy Corbyn is trying to "sneak into No 10" bbc.in/2ru6OvG #BBCElection #GE2017
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Rockstar spoke to me about the new GTA: Online update. It's new island paradise looks brilliant, was developed entirely from home, and gives us a good sense of what to expect from GTA 6: gq-magazine.co.uk/culture/ar…
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TLOU2 getting those BAFTA noms reminded me of a funny story I couldn’t write about in my piece. But it is my closest experience of how video games are terrible until they aren’t. And how I never realised *just how late in the day* shit comes together. Spoilers ahead.
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Imagine going on a first date and coming away with a decade of debt.
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TLOU2 combat at 60fps

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“I once told 70 million people that they couldn’t see their dying loved ones while I held a secret party in the office.”
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this is the worst thing i have ever seen
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"take us back in EU" is first sign of pig-shit stupidity.
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I hung out with Dan Houser and others from @RockstarGames to document the making of #RedDeadRedemption2. We also talked GTA 6, Trump, racism, feminism, crunch, the trouble with realistic birds, and the benefits of running a company with your brother. gq-magazine.co.uk/article/re…
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As someone renovating a house and righting the wrongs of a generation before us: It’s mad how bad the majority of people’s taste is.
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Leaks suck, man. Devs put their heart and soul into something for years. It’s not some public service you have a right to see. I was covering @Neil_Druckmann and team when the TLOU2 leaks came out. It is demoralising. It is stressful. Teams don’t need this. Don’t do it!!!
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It's still v cool to me to get games in this slot. Thanks to everyone <3
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Replying to @sophielouisecc
read a fucking history book you plank
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It is weird - and I knew this would come up. We tried. Trust me, we tried. And we were stonewalled at every turn. Nintendo told us it would be minimum of a year to get it signed off. Then we got told a flat no. Same with other studios in JP.
Is it just me or is it weird that there’s not a single Japanese dev or journalist in the list of people asked? Even though Japanese titles make up 4 of the top 10?
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Bribing me with food @Neil_Druckmann? Pathetic.
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Deathloop has me replaying Dishonored 2 for the Nth time and I don’t know who needs to hear this but play Dishonored fuckin 2.
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Replying to @helen
Don’t forget that you get the excitement of a part of your body failing about once per month
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Replying to @sophielouisecc
Fuck off
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Last month I spent a few days with Todd Howard & team and played 8+ hours of #Starfield📷. We talked about their biggest, most roleplay-ey game ever. Plus! Tom Cruise. Space invites. Existential dread. Broken eyes. TES6. Game design flaws of LIFE ITSELF gq-magazine.co.uk/article/st…
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Jeremy Corbyn: I love my mum Right-wing press: Jeremy Corbyn fucks his mum
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The best Friday of my life.
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I could write a book about this experience, but in short: Part II is even better than the original, avoids predictability, raises the bar on game writing. It’s a triumph against adversity (both for diverse storytelling and for ND) and is the best PlayStation game this generation.
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Replying to @helen
Mine asks the big questions
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Replying to @AlanFreestone
You’re not cancelled, you’ve just publicly outed yourself as a fucking moron.
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Asked my nana how she was. Seems she's having a big one.
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A few weeks after I interviewed Ken Levine, he quit. It was the last interview he did at Irrational. A year after I interviewed Dan Houser, he quit. It is the last interview he did at Rockstar. All I can say is, I'm sorry to the dev I'm profiling next.
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Replying to @Michael_French
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Booked a 9AM showing for Bond. Cinema is empty, clean and the pick n mix has just been restocked. I feel like I have discovered fire.
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this is like something out of GTA5
.@elonmusk knows how to get down
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One interesting thing I did like while receiving ballots are the games which only got one vote, but a vote at the TOP of someone's list. The deep cut faves. These are the games that fit into that category.
I thought it would be cool to get a consensus on the 100 Greatest Games of All Time. I contacted hundreds of people from Ninja to Naughty Dog – and then counted thousands of votes. With the help of my long-time editor we put together the ultimate list: gq-magazine.co.uk/article/be…
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Even on a fourth(ish) replay, every room in Dishonored 2 is an actual treat.
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Replying to @piersmorgan
Piers there is literally a video of you saying exactly this.
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me, 21, looking at pic of me, 19: I was so thin! im fat now. me, 23, looking at pic of me, 21: I was so thin! im fat now. me, 27, looking at pic of me, 23: I was so thin! im fat now. me, 29, looking at pic of me, 27: I was so thin! im fat now.
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What is a last of us?
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For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
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Replying to @nadhimzahawi
You really are a prick
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Lance shut the fuck up
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HBO of Us is really good. Episode 3 is a masterpiece. Several game moments made even better with some subtle changes and really shocking impact. A bunch of additions and deviations that are complete successes. And an absolutely perfect Ellie despite all my reservations.
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Devastating news this morning. Hug your loved ones, drive safely, and never take things for granted. Xxxxx
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Google Docs has done me here
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my brother just got 7 A**s and 3 A*s but he also recently put milk in a kettle and broke it. You can have good grades AND be a spectacularly stupid motherfucker.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the week.
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Replying to @RupertMyers
Any cunt with an excel spreadsheet shirt should fuck off
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And you turned out a prick.
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Replying to @frankieobrienn
His name is Bertie and his Instagram is everything.
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I do not understand how publisher model can work if every game has to sell 20m copies. The entire point is to allow small to coexist with big. Even more frustrating when your entire business model is a sub service you keep saying is a success that means game sales aren’t the goal
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I profiled the one and only @TroyBakerVA. We talked about Indy, obviously, but also the journey he's been on since 2008, when he was sitting on Val Kilmer's beach deck in Malibu wondering, "What am I doing here?" gq-magazine.co.uk/article/tr…
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Just finished The Game for a second time.
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pleeth mr Dunuld just one more suckle from the teet of power
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It’s actually embarrassing how little my day has to be inconvenienced before I’ll decide I’m ordering takeout.
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Have become addicted to Resetera threads of assumptions/criticisms about TLOU2 from people who have not played it. Nothing will ever fascinate me more than the self-assuredness of a gamer.
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This is the weakest thing I’ve ever seen
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you stupid cunt
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Replying to @LeeAndersonMP_
An actual chair would be more useful.
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TAKE BACK CONTROL TAE BACK CONTROL BAKE BACK CONTROL BAKE BACK BONTROL BAK BAK BROL BAKE BROK BOL HO DOR HODOR HODOR #BBCDebate
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My 11 y/o neff is completely deaf. Recently his internal processors (which mean he can hear) failed. Had to miss first weeks of big school having a big painful operation. I'm giving him a Nintendo Switch to cheer him up. BUT he needs GAMES. PRs and nice people: plz help?
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you are a total cunt
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Lucy leaves for 5 minutes and
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Lord of the Rings is going to get fully Star Warred isn’t it. It’ll be 2035 and I’ll be watching a 10 part series about how Gothmog the orc’s face got fucked up.
The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim original anime is reportedly set for release in April 2024 by Warner Bros. variety.com/2022/film/news/l… Set 200 years before The Hobbit, it will explore the exploits of Helm Hammerhand, the King of Rohan and the creation of Helm’s Deep.
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Replying to @sairaspooks
Kissing and he asks if you’re ready for nobby
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Replying to @IsabelOakeshott
Why’d you write a book for him before deciding to be the hero, hmmmm?
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Replying to @sunny_hundal
I just don't get it. I don't get what's different now to when they voted yesterday. How are people this irresponsibly dumb.
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Lastly, a boring thing: pieces like this are really hard to realise. We first talked about it in 2017. As a freelancer, they’re basically impossible to make financially viable. Please read and RT to make it all worthwhile.
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Your mum's fave
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Polygon continues its best-in-class analytical critique
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Poor white idiots can no longer moan about "the bankers" because they're officially worse.
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Of all the complimentary PR packages I’ve ever received, this is the best.
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