5 time Champion in Gully Cricket. Went to IIM Ahmedabad to meet a friend. Chief Administrator in 3 WhatsApp Groups.
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If I win, I will donate all the money for development of football in India 🇮🇳
Hit the like button ♥️
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Won't let the bus move, won't let the ambulance stop
Crazy fans, sensible humans.
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Approved Loan to fund terrorism
Took Credit for Ceasefire
Got betrayed by terrorists
What a day for the most powerful man on earth.
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Some people want money, while others want fame. But deep down we all want Chandrayaan 3 to do a soft landing and see Sivan sir smile again.
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He was hiding the pain of
- Humiliation by wife
- Staying away from son
- Losing hard earned property
- Paying child support for someone else’s kids
- World cup expulsion
But all this while, he never lost his smile
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Neither Sanjay Leela Bhansali nor SS Rajamouli can match the level of cinema Rohit Sharma's team created today
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Chin up Shreyas. You are still the only IPL captain to lead 3 teams to IPL finals
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KL is the opposite of Hardik. Always disappointed when someone misses a milestone
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This is mental harrasment. If a man did this, he'd either be in jail or have a Netflix crime documentary in his name.
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"Jasprit Bumrah to get Bharat Ratna"
- President order
"Hardik Pandya to keep 100% of his properties in case of a divorce "
- Supreme Court order
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Rohit is incredibly strong. It’s not easy to lift a man who’s carrying the expectations of 1.4 billion people
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Underrated heroes of this world cup. The kind of start they give in first 10 overs makes it easier for the rest of the team.
Stats will never reflect how good they actually are.
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Covid is going back
Kohli is scoring centuries
And Pakistan is dropping catches
Earth is healing
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Century in the semi-final
Century in the final
Laura Wolvaardt, you have our respect 🫡
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This man can make an ordinary team look like Ricky Ponting's Australia. Underrated genius of cricket.
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Bro used IPL to practice defence and nailing it in England. Massive Respect.
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Rohit Sharma deserves more appreciation!
He is not playing for milestones, but for victory
He's not playing for the records, but for country
He's not here to create a moment, but history
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ISRO Chief Somanath sir made Chandrayaan 3 landing successful. Not surprised because "Somanath" literally means Lord of the Moon
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Cricket fandom is divided into Dhoni fans, Kohli fans, Rohit fans, and so on.
The one thing that unites them is that they are all Bumrah fans
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This was the best team but one bad day ruined it all. This game is ruthless
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
Indian matches are totally one sided. The only suspense is how will the fielding coach reveal the winner
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Happiest day of a man’s life is
When your daughter is born
And when your team snatches away win from Goenka’s team
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Mumbai ko Pani Puri khilaata tha. Aaj Mumbai ko paani pila diya.
What a boy, what a story!🔥
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BREAKING: Noise levels in India have dropped by 37% after Govt bans News channels from using Siren sound
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Rohit: You can't drop me. I am friends with Jay Shah
Gambhir: I can drop anyone. I am friends with Amit Shah
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After 10 years someone will say, "ek catch ne world cup nahi jitaaya"
But people remember iconic moments and this was the one
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KL Rahul couldn't complete his hundred in first match
But he made sure Kohli completes it
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Neeraj Chopra got the only silver for us and we are still sad. Speaks a lot about his calibre
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Elon Musk should buy instagram and charge $8 to couples who post "1 month anniversary" pics
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Rohit doesn't want to face Travis Head in semis.
But Bapu doesn't want to face Heinrich Klassen 🤣
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-Bought jersey for 5k
-Bought tickets for 7k
-Took a flight to watch the match
-And it rained at Chinnaswamy
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This is the biggest celebration I have ever seen. Today feels like Diwali + Dussehra + Ram Navami + Hanuman Jayanti ultra pro max
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Lawrence Bishnoi is operating a Multinational Gang with 700+ shooters from a central jail but your employer wants you to come to office to write emails.
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Virat Kohli visited Kainchi Dham before his 73rd Century
Vrindavan before 74th Century
Mahakaleshwar before 75th Century
By the time he reaches his 100th century, he will have visited more temples than my parents
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One day Dhoni will get BCCI's lifetime achievement award. He will probably ask someone else to take that award.
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Haarenge bhi saath me
Jeetenge bhi saath me
Naachenge bhi saath me
Jaayenge bhi saath me
Underrated Bhaichara of Cricket ❣️
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14 matches. 45 wickets.
Greatest World Cup bowler. His average is lower than petrol cars
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Lehra Do is a great song, but this is the greatest. Chills Literal Chills!
BCCI
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