social media monster @cultofthelamb | beefy broad at @backpocketvids | i draw rotten things
kokomo by the beach boys
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why does yoshi throw it back in a melancholy way when it comes third in mario party 10
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for some reason i was allowed to draw a poster for resident evil 2 at work, so here it is
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all the 'cyberpunk is broken' discourse is all well and good, but the fact that they couldnt even properly print the CDPR icon on the digital xbox game cards is truly the cherry on top. mfers hit us with the No Image Found
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time for a new 'What If Doctor Was ___'. we've had:
What If Doctor Was Boy (doogie howser)
What If Doctor Was Smart (house)
What If Doctor Was Nurse (nurse jackie)
What If Doctor Was Dead (izombie)
What If Doctor Was Evil (dr death)
What If Doctor Was Autistic (the good doctor)
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narrative director of borderlands 4 essentially being like "if my game says skibidi toilet i will kill myself" is incredibly funny
Borderlands 4 will cut back on "toilet humor," says Gearbox: "If the word skibidi ships in the game under my watch I’m gonna cry real tears." trib.al/zY2B7pP
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watched stuart little and thought it would be a good idea to get a talking mouse as a roommate. really regretting it now
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a real blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo by werner herzog in the new disney film Turning Red. amazing! didnt see it coming at all
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The Royal Family regrets to announce that King Charles has been arrested for busting it down sexual style. The Royal Family was previously unaware of the King's quirked up nature, and are now investigating when he begun showing signs of being freaky with a little bit of swag.
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im begging these guys have a main argument for this game other than clips they're jorking their peanits to. ive played it and its fun but "fat naturals jiggle in photo mode" is not something awards judges are looking out for unless "busting a fat one" is in the judging rubric
This is a game that was denied a nomination for game of the year over a fucking DLC from a game that came out 2 years ago and a fucking mobile poker game 🤦
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this being a thing but the age of criminal responsibility being 10 in most states is so bonkers to me. not old enough to use social media but old enough to be put into a system that will fail them for the rest of their lives is such a jarring reality
#BREAKING 🚨 Anthony Albanese has just announced the government will seek to ban teenagers under the age of 16 from social media
The announcement confirms the exact age restrictions that will be imposed
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hi, John America here. i noticed you posted about the australia-exclusive hungry jacks item, the Yumbo, and didnt mention anything about my beautiful country United States America or how much the Yumbo would hypothetically cost here. could you please delete your post and die?
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meanwhile, i'm looking for the cream that GIVES me nightmares. 11:00pm hard cheeses aren't working anymore
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woah grimes is reading..... The Day My Bum Went Psycho by Andy Griffiths????? what the!!
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oh you've been jogging in preparation for a half-marathon? well i've been jorking in peanitsation for a hawk-tuathon. i hit my head real hard the other day
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if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you lie with me
and just forget the world
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im constantly thinking about the tiktok of that lady saying 'look how they massacred my boy' in a marge simpson voice
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everyone in the studio is sick to death of me rn because i keep singing 'people killing people dying, peter lois meg and brian'
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honestly this opinion is more sad and void of humanity than anything. if this is the way you view other people, determining their 'biological value' and shit, you're lost. there's a darkness in your heart and the mould in your walls has consumed your soul
"Beauty is their whole selling point"
In an effort to start cornering the Andrew Tate market Asmongold goes on a rant about how women's "value" drops dramatically if they can no longer have children or aren't attractive
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we saw you from across the bar and we are perturbed by your vibe. did you die tragically here many years ago
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im at the beach that makes you old but its doing nothing to me and im staying young. im mogging on these losers at the beach that makes you old
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idk i honestly think this is one of the funniest sequences of tiktoks ive seen in a long time. this is funny to me
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tax cuts are such bullshit lmao. oh great i'm getting an extra $70 a week or some shit, now i can go ahead and use that money to pay double for a formerly public service that used to be covered by my taxes
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crazy of me to say but i think one of the biggest problems in the games industry is that games can just completely disappear now. like its bonkers that something like 80% of retro games are now lost, but its going to get a whole lot worse in the era of digital-only
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signs you may have ADHD:
- aruba
- jamaica
- ooh i wanna take ya
- bermuda
- bahama
- come on pretty mama
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everyones mad but i actually think this is a really good representation of how labor likes to function. change the exterior of the problem ever so slightly and celebrate it as a huge win while doing nothing to get rid of the actual glaring problem within
Out with the gambling signs, in with the welcome signs.
We promised to get rid of these gambling ads outside pubs and clubs.
And that is exactly what we're doing.
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this is like the third or fourth youtuber ive seen post an 'im quitting' or 'im toning it way down' video in the past few weeks. whats going on
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'residents of greater sydney urged to stay home' maybe you could urge them....... with money
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i will only forgive scott morrison for his crimes, sins, and misgivings if he goes to the meat spill and personally gobbles up all the road meat messily into his hog gob, snorting and squealing in the process
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once i saw anthony albanese bend over to tie his shoe and his blazer rode up and i saw he had a tramp stamp that looked like this
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"who's going to voice shadow the hedgehog in sonic 3" are you fucking stupid. he's voicing himself. shadow the hedgehog is real
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what call? no gay is asking for this. in fact, every gay is asking for a golden gaytime
The brand behind the iconic Golden Gaytime has responded to a call to change its name.
pinkadvocate.com/2021/03/23/…
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defund private schools. if they cost $30k per pupil and get grants and donations from the wealthy, why do they need morr public funding from the government thank actual public schools. defund em
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I am no longer injecting my son's blood.
I've upgraded to something else: big bag of liquid cheese.
Steps:
1. Take out all blood from body
2. Put the liquid cheese where the blood was
3. Be the cheese man
Here's my bag of liquid cheese. Who wants it?
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we need a remake of the godfather where everything is the same except marge simpson is the godfather
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im walking down sydney rd in brunswick and lemme tell ya. this isnt like sydney at all. its like brunswick
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country roads
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haha. awesome. so awesome. im eating glass right now
Australians now need to earn over $300000 per year to comfortably afford to buy their own home, according to new housing data. #9News
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if you're going to secret little parties during an outbreak you're a dogcunt. if you are catching ubers to secret little parties and putting poor sods that are just trying to do their jobs at risk because of your stupid decisions, you're a fuckwit dogcunt. simple stuff
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hello boils, goils, and thoils... its PocketBuds day!!
this week i'm chatting with @MassiveMonster's social media manager and the big brain behind the @cultofthelamb accounts, @KnightSinclair !!!
available on everything: linktr.ee/pocketbuds
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how do you mute a face. i dont want to see the white woman with dreads that healed her kidney infection with vibes anymore
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have fun sending it all the way back dumbass
A Tesla Cybertruck has been spotted cruising through the streets of Sydney this morning, despite not being available for purchase in Australia.
The controversial electric pickup truck has temporary QLD number plates and was seen in Bondi, Coogee and North Sydney. #9News
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i am losing my mind of course the australian branch of nintendo decides to drop the worlds most sombre zelda commercial
A new Tears of the Kingdom commercial! nitter.app/impasbitch/status/1655…
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me when these mfers release
Kick off your summer in style with this new line of pastel Joy-Con controllers, available 6/30. Which color is your fave? #Nintendo
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david 'kochie' koch from channel 7's 'sunrise' program bit off the head of a rat in front of me and told me that i was next, like i was going to be the rat, if i didnt buy him a OAK chocolate milk. its not like he couldnt afford it himself. then he shook the rat at me
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alright i can officially announce that from november 15th, i'll be joining the @KotakuAU team as a full time writer!!!!!!! very excited to deliver boiling hot facts to all the gamers out there
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i can say with absolute confidence that if you show any dude in his 20s-30s a video of someone flipping a hot dog between their fingers like a pen, theyre gonna think its awesome
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i choose to believe my hecs debt isnt real so im not acknowledging it and ill pay it in hell
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sorry to ramble on but the fact that theyve completely locked the editorial team out so they can't even say goodbye is driving me fucking wild. every person who came through kotaku au played a part in building a community there. of course it means nothing to the suits but come on
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me when i point and laugh at somebody shitting their pants vs. me when i shit my pants and everybody is pointing and laughing at me
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the dune worm is kinda thickums yet snatched. a bit of a baddie too. im sliding in the DMS of the worm from dune saying 'damn you bad'
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