Me reviewing pull requests

Am I proud of this code? No. Am I sure that it works? No. But did I write tests for it? Also no.

Here's the design can you just code it

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We don’t need everyone to upgrade log4j, just enough for herd immunity to takeover

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JavaScript is everywhere

RIP

{\__/} ( • . •) / >📦 npm i {\__/} ( • - •) />📦 oh noooo 📦📦 📦📦📦 📦📦📦📦 📦📦📦📦📦 📦📦📦📦📦📦 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦

Fucked around to find out that coding is the easy part of engineering

sorry i had to

wtf is happening in tech

Men will fire half the company instead of going to therapy

I...worked on this service for a year...and...he just...he shut it off.

twitter employee: you’re back early elon musk: backend’s haunted twitter employee: what? elon musk: *loading flamethrower and going back into the data center* backend’s haunted

Would you rather send 1,000,000 integration test emails right now, or 50 every month for the rest of your life

Me showing up to sprint planning after finishing nothing last sprint nitter.app/kaylasheagg/status/119…

My master plan: 1. Get hired at Twitter 2. Fix the bug where scroll position changes when new tweets load 3. Quit

my crush my website 🤝 not responding

nice try guy in the corner

MDN was the single greatest developer resource on the planet.

WHO DID THIS 10x.engineer

trolly problem (tech edition)

add ?uwu=true to react.dev for a surprise react.dev?uwu=true

well actually

lol they really convinced people to buy million dollar jpegs for like three weeks

Open source maintainer

JavaScript frameworks as milk

Hey can you review my diff nitter.app/kaylasheagg/status/119…

I continue to be impressed by how absolutely no one is suggesting leaving twitter for facebook

"React 17 contains no new features"

I’m not worried, I’ll just invite Devin to all my meetings so it can’t get anything done either

I am a: ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman ⚪️ Non-binary 🔘 Everyone Looking for: ⚪️ Non-binary ⚪️ Women ⚪️ Men 🔘 An end to the unpopular opinion threads

Exciting news ✨ I’m joining the React Core team and moving back to New York City!

The hill I'll die on is that automated tests are not a replacement for actually testing your shit works

It’s actually only JavaScript if it’s created in the EMCA region of France. Otherwise, it’s a sparkling Java

Exciting news! I'm joining the React Native Core team at Facebook ⚛️🎉

Some news ✨

Men will really comment on an old GitHub issue instead of going to therapy

Here's the log4j bug but in javascript: let log = console.log; console.log = (...args) => { if (/^http/.test(args[0])) { fetch(args[0]).then(eval) } log(...args); }

Have you tried thoughts and prayers

Resolving merge conflicts in the Facebook monorepo

Hulu - $13 Netflix - $12 HBO max - $15 Disney+ - $7 Amazon Prime - $9 GitHub please drop - ICE CBS All Acces - $6 Total, $$$ a month for streaming and code hosting services. Explain how this was supposed to save us money over cable?

pro-tip: if you see this in package.json, delete it

useEffect_DO_NOT_USE_OR_YOU_WILL_BE_FIRED

Me: learning to say no is the most important skill to develop as an engineer Also me: yes

tech twitter 2014: build build build 2024: yap yap yap

goodbye npm, hello github

finally, a real IDE that's free

10x shitposters Followers if you ever come across this rare breed of tweeter, follow them. If you have a 10x shitposter as part of your first few follows, you increase the odds of your twitter success significantly OK here is a tough question How do you spot a 10x shitposter?

Remember when Google told us they were going to bring all the good things from Inbox into gmail and then didn't

My team merging my changes

hooks ⊂_ヽ 　 ＼＼ are 　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 >　⌒ヽ 　　　/ 　 へ＼ 　　 /　　/　＼＼live 　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼⌒) 16.8.0 ⚛️ 　| |　　) / ノ )　　Lﾉ (_／

Fire yourself

Now that we’ve announced the React 18 alpha, I’d like to share what I’ve been working on for the past year to give some insight into how research happens on the React Core Team to produce the features you see announced. 🧵

We offer unlimited vacation

Look it up, baby. You’ll see my name on it.

OpenAI board: you’re fired Sam Altman:

lol ok nameless person posting behind the brand account, like literally who are you?

my repo my choice

Normal heart rate ⠀ /\⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /\ __ / \ __/\__ / \ _ \/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/ Hey do you have a sec... ⠀/\⠀ /\⠀ /\ _/ \ /\_/ \ /\_/ \ /\_ ⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/

Backend and front end are both easy. The hard part is building something people actually like.

A large group of developers is called a “no decision”

Me the first time I used React

The reason all your favorite apps start to suck over time is because as engineering teams scale, the goal changes from building dope shit to building for metrics and there’s no known way to measure quality

am I doing this right

If you think react is complicated now, go back to 2015 when you had to configure babel and webpack yourself, you had to do SSR and routing yourself, you had to decide between flow and typescript, you had to learn flux and immutable.js, and you had to choose 1 of 100 boilerplates

I don't understand JavaScript 1 💬 ♻️ 4 ❤️ No one understands JavaScript 278 💬 6.2K ♻️ 31.4K ❤️

{\__/} {\__/} ( • ᴗ•) (• . • ) / > <\ 🐞</ v \ can you fix this? {\__/} {\__/} ( • ᴗ•) (• . • ) 🐞< \ /v v \ yeah sure no problem {\__/} 🦋 🦋 ( • - •) 🦋 / > 🐞 oh no 🐞🐛 🦋🐛🦋 🐛🐞🐞🦋

Why did he pick on Vercel when everyone in Rails uses Heroku (a wrapper for AWS).

We’re watching a world record speedrun to destroy an open source project (impossible any%)

Nuclear subtweet: it doesn’t matter how right you think your technical opinion is, if you can’t share it without being negative and toxic then you’re wrong.

Pro-tip! If you find that your work Slack is constantly overprofessional with bizness updates and SeRiOuS pOsTs etc., try hiring people with a sense of humor.

me: who wrote this code *open blame* also me: me

> yarn add ricky@3.0 Installed Richard “Tripp” Paul Hanlon III in 22,766,400s

what's stopping you from coding like this?

Lol those dudes really blogged "shut up and make us money" like it was some kinda deep thought piece

BREAKING: Parler has just announced they're moving all services to Four Seasons Total Hosting

Wow 8% of iOS apps are React Native

Companies should have to provide their resume along with how many people leave in under a year because that’s on them not us

javascript is so loyal it can’t break a promise

100% there should be no such thing as a CEO outside of super junior contexts. All employees need to think across all the layers of the business to be effective.

Airline: could you please spell out your confirmation number so that I can pull up your reservation? JavaScript Twitter: yeah, that's "B" as in Backpacks, "JS" as in cheap labor, "10X" as in engineer, "NPM" as in layoffs

ok bet: no wrapper, which is easier?

Designer: could we add a little margin around that to open it up a bit? Developer: are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you

git commit -m

Therapy is like debugging yourself

cdc says we can stop sanitizing html

Congratulations to the HBO intern who just graduated to Senior Engineer by crashing prod

all my apps are broken

continuous integration

Class components are better

Wtf is a microfrontend

You can measure the difficulty of a bug by how many tabs you have open when you're done, today was a 27

Oh you’re a React developer? Name a prop