retired, will retweet, might reply

Replying to @rembert
k bye
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I’ve been thinking about this word all month
what happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again
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John Witherspoon is black history. What a list. Wayans Bros Boondocks Friday x3 Boomerang House Party Hollywood Shuffle Vampire in Brooklyn Soul Plane Black Jesus Waynehead The Richard Pryor Show Meteor Man Bebe’s Kids I’m Gonna Git You Sucka I Got The Hookup
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is this what white thanksgiving is like
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there it is, the blackest tweet in history
“This is the quickest way to make your water get hotter more quickly” - Albert Einstein
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"Fuck Trump, Fuck Pence, This Country's Built On Immigrants"
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bruno mars ain't even from mars, the planetary vulture
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espn wants black faces not black minds, the end -- next topic
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mooch's direct deposit didn't even kick in yet
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she got in the car and then confronted him, wildest thing I ever seen
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tired of pretending i'm okay, tired of turning on my camera and smiling, tired of waking up to terrible news, tired of crying before lunch, tired of falling asleep with anxiety, tired of pretending i'm okay, tired of pretending i'm okay,
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CNN reports that Tim Walz disclosed to Kamala Harris' team during the vetting process that he's never read from a teleprompter before—making his remarks tonight all the more remarkable.
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what I’m hearing is that a combination of kpop fans and native oklahomans bought up rally tickets to get trump’s expectations up, all with no intention of attending, is that what is happening right now, because if that is true, that rules
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“I will not sit here and get lectured by a nigga with a fly on his head”
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the coward who punched richard spencer needs to come forward and apologize for cutting me in line
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fergie so woke her voice knelt during the anthem
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I wrote the @TIME Magazine cover story on Spike Lee. The photographs are by Carrie Mae Weems. I hope you find some time to read it. Related: this is surreal. time.com/longform/blackkklan…
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Replying to @naima
we rebuild as a country, starting here
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trump withdrew from the human rights council on juneteenth, see everyone on wednesday
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no one caring about views is the only thing keeping us together
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Atta boy
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melo as team USA’s third base coach is unreal
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deposit a check? with my phone camera???? nah we going to the branch
Bernie dressed to stand on line at the post office.
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out here texting my people “Dave said,”
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what makes you a disrespectful american, if you sit through it
16% The star spangled banner
84% Knuck if you buck
1,875 votes • Final results
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Y’all digging up old shit — 2011 was a long time ago, back when Jon Gruden was 48
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ICE is the most evil American shit of my lifetime.
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I’m teaching high school writing. at my high school. yesterday, a kid not in my class wanted to chat. he said “I hate trump because he’s given these fake liberal white people the confidence to act as if they’re oppressed.” I will never stop teaching high school until I die.
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kamala leaving a plane is the new nba tunnel
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they're feeding people and telling everyone else "thank you"
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my guy coates saw the morning show ambush coming and was READY. so so inspirational, to gain access and then make them feel betrayal when you don’t play their games.
Ta-Nehisi Coates’ new book, “The Message,” is a trio of interconnected essays that examine how the stories people tell — or avoid telling — can shape and even distort reality: “I am most concerned always with those that don’t have a voice.” cbsn.ws/4gJxe2g
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congrats to biden, who has won georgia 11 times
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make america atlanta again make america atlanta again make america atlanta again make america atlanta again make america atlanta again
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put that lebron tweet in the blacksonian. top floor.
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i’d storm the capitol before saying “alright gayle, enough”
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crack
what’s an insane single run
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I wrote on the victory of white power, which is white fear, which is white insecurity, which is the story of america nymag.com/daily/intelligence…
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tfw you find out annual klan dues went up from $50 to $72
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i love jemele, because few things are more inspiring than watching someone know they'll probably get punished and doing it anyway -- who's got next
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nfl shoulda used some of its end racism budget on audio
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Garth went straight for Pence, almost forgot about Kamala, and then hugged Barack and Michelle without his mask on. All while in wranglers. A truly incredible 25 seconds.
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I may never stop laughing at this.
Our Soundman just cut the Nike swoosh off his socks. Former marine. Get ready @Nike multiply that by the millions.
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I read this as “Julia Roberts was suggested by Harriet Tubman to play studio exec” and it made more sense
Julia Roberts was suggested to play Harriet Tubman by studio exec, says Harriet screenwriter share.ew.com/jmFGuBZ
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shout out to warren and faye, bank robbers to the very end
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damn, shade bae fleeked the lit outta zaddy
Merrick Garland is going to burst into the room, grab the mic, and shout, "IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT I WAS THE GREATEST NOMINEE OF ALL TIME"
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rt if the black writers at the nytimes are why you have a subscription
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bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahadumbassahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dan Gilbert: “There’s an element of racism that I didn’t even know existed in this country" usat.ly/2yyb2SJ
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i don't know the science behind this, but my hottest take is that philadelphia moves every 3 months. i don't know how they're pulling it off, but sometimes it's half hour from nyc, one time it was below delaware, and one time it just wasn't even there. wild place.
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Donald Trump does not care about Puerto Rico.
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ACLU + Protestors > Congress
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when your high school football team loses but the parents stick around to cheer you on for trying your hardest
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I PROMISE DAVID BOWIE DID NOT WANT THE CHAINSMOKERS TO ACCEPT ON HIS BEHALF
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AHHHHH JUST GOT TO THE RED WEDDING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP BYEEEEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYY
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shea won 2017
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been waiting to tweet this for soooooooo longggggg
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WITH YA BLUE ASS
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Falcons gotta win for America
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still crazy 1865-2019 hasn’t been one giant apology tour
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"what to do when they don't want you to exist" wrote this, numb. nymag.com/daily/intelligence…
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Step 1: WALKED to go buy @SheaSerrano's book. Step 2: BOUGHT @SheaSerrano's book. Step 3: Flipped to the back. Never been happier to pay $20 to get trolled so perfectly.
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Jon Gruden, told me he was impressed bc I could read, cool dude
who was the ‘nicest’ celeb you’ve ever met?
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As a reminder: The Cosby Show: fake Bill Cosby: real Another reminder: Sitcom fatherhood: fake The real life drugging of women: real 👍🏾
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To the liberal stalwarts who said: "Give him a chance" "Ready to work with him" "He just started, give it time" I hope that's over.
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I'm on a plane about to land at JFK and just wanted to say that the current President of the United States is a terrorist.
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Current ranking of important professions in USA: 1. Bartender
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i'd watch 100 episodes of the show "Oprah Surprises Famous Black People Who Never Thought They'd Meet Oprah"
Here’s what we did. We took a celebrity, @TiffanyHaddish, and we surprised her with her hero, @Oprah. This is how it went.
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she doesn’t have a peer
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The first music streaming service that lets me curate a playlist called “Mid-2000s high school basketball lay up line mix” will be the last one standing.
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my mother was a professor in ‘75 & got arrested for defending her students. Many of her colleagues distanced themselves & a black lawmaker tried to get her fired. She’s the one who taught me that some of the people that hate kids the most end up in academia. Power to the people.
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Pistons forward @ReggieBullock35’s transgender sister was murdered four years ago. On Sunday, I joined him & his son, for their first Pride March. Also, the WNBA/NBA float was dumb lit. theringer.com/nba/2018/6/26/…
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All I see is the mall scene from mighty ducks 2
WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets.
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black men at espn have a much longer leash than black women. one time i drank a bottle of hpnotiq under my desk and wrote about it and I was FINE.
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none of these shows are @desusandmero, what an embarrassment
Variety Talk Series: The Daily Show, Full Frontal, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Week Tonight, The Late Late Show, The Late Show #Emmys
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mom’s trunk rules
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the people’s white house
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trump has to be one of the most embarrassing things america has ever produced
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can't believe he started his set with "i want nothing" back to back
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this is the best anti-trump saturday since women's march bitch it's saturday saturday
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god bless donald trump, white people are finally embarrassed, 372 years in
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have been staring at this photo for four hours
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"No ban, no registry, fuck white supremacy"
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this is the most inspirational statement spoken in my lifetime
J.R. Smith: “I told somebody right after the game that I’m glad it happened to me as opposed to anybody else on my team. ... It’s not a situation that everybody can handle.”
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I sat w/ President Obama on Air Force 1 en route to Selma. A story, 11 years in the making. grantland.com/features/barac…
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I’m actually this years old
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it's terrifying to watch powerful people spew filth and false shit, get corrected, not address it, stay silent until it passes, and then do it again 24 hours later.
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i spent a good amount of time with mac miller. and then i wrote a profile on mac miller. grantland.com/features/mac-m…
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i’m out.
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lotta game left
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pretty wild that elon musk can jetpack to mars but when i highlight a word and hit caps lock nothing happens
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Toronto, like Atlanta, is pronounced with one T. Congrats to our northern cousins.
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IHOP has been putting A1 in the condiment basket for decades now, slowly preparing us for this historic moment when they admit breakfast defeat to waffle house
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was reminded tonight that vampire weekend only has like 45 songs, but 31 are absolutely bangers.
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can we build an exit ramp for this nigga
Van Jones admits that Kamala picking Walz was her "caving in to some of these darker parts in the party" in terms of appeasing "anti-Jewish bigots" that have "gotten marbled into this party."
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Leslie Knope, on the Thrones finale 4 years ago, is clearly exactly right.
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maybe this is the year
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FORMER CHICAGO RESIDENT
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just know, there's a 30% chance the Falcons go to John Lewis' crib instead of the White House if they win
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