I'm just the red guy that gets paid to play video games... btw did u use code: 'Red' at checkout?

mostly procrastinating
Casual Get Out Of Jail Free Card: Dear future people, If i have ended up gettin canceled somehow for my actions.... My bad. It was an accident, maybe.
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am i just an item
Does anybody have any reddoons’s
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typically i dont twt stuff like this, but to those hating on creators WE add to Lifesteal, that WE vibe with, that WE want in our community. get a life, nobody gives a shit about ur take.
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guess i underestimated myself.
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what is not mentioned in the kab vlog is that when they tried introducing me to hot topic, i got overstimulated and dipped to grab auntie annes instead
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coming soon. art by the talented @FMcwizz :]
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i sang today.
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wait.....
🔥 "Hypixel Studios 2025 Inc." is now registered under Simon's name.
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Oxford rejected me so now im rejectin em... BOYCOTT THE DICTIONARY
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Rest in Peace Techno. I've watched your content for years and you have been one of my greatest inspirations . Thank you for the memories, and for making the community a better place. Fly high.
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i am the director
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Ive become what i once despised... a cat person.
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My editor sent me this lol
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So in our mission to the store to stock up on rations and supplies, my roommate while high decided to get 6 boxes of frozen yogurt.... As a necessary key to our survival. OUR POWER IS GONNA GO OUT. BITCH THESE ARE MELTING
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"i haven't read The Giver, i read the Giving Tree!" - rekrap2 no wonder he's so wholesome.
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no team (._.)
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just to clarify cause holy frick i've been barraged by this question lol nop, not quittin LS. just got a lot of stuff goin on that needs prioritizing
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So i was in a call yesterday talkin about yt ad revenue with other creators and mentioned how it was odd that 4 guys 1 block did so poorly monetarily even with 3 mil views. Only to check and realize i never placed midrolls... Lets just put it like this, i scammed myself big.
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Replying to @FerreMC3
No... im red.
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Wallet is looking thin. guess ill stream lifeateal again
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Is it over?
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i apologize... but the peace trials fuckin suck. everyone apologizing is fake as hell, nobody regrets nothin they just want the mace, pathetic.
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Top 0.00005% wealthiest
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Yo yo yo! Should I turn this lil dude into a plushi?
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Cloud
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am i big now?
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The toy department for the Minecraft Movie really cooked with their middle aged man action figure.
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come find me
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This week of procrastination: Oxford requested written work as part of the application i mentioned. So now I've written a 6 page paper on how nature's power reflects humanity's role in preserving it in poetry from the Romantic Period.
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Food
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Just wanted to own up & apologize for commenting on the wilbur situation with only a "bruh", it was pretty insincere and that wasn't my intention. I'm just met with disgust by certain creators in this community. Its fucked up. My heart, goes out to the victims, and I'm sorry.
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well this is hype
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they say never waste ur diamonds on a hoe... THOSE IDIOTS ARE DEAD
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Just found out what baka means
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Theres a monster underneath my bed
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yk we could solve world hunger if half the hungry people eat the other half.
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imagine doing lore
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The 'za
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first thing i do with power back
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Like
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dress to impress is... an interesting game.
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I've somehow tricked 30k people into followin me. Not enough.
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He ponderin
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He says to subscroob
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Found this on the beach, usin it as my holiday card so here yall go
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Welp, graduated from college, now only excuse i got for not uploading is procrastination.
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Gettin paid 40 mil to beat up an old man for 15 minutes..... didn't see that one at career fair.
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suddenly got an urge to stream
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We back #lifesteal
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i got bored and am growin out my hair, but its reachin that awkward inbetween state where i cant style ot nor viking braid it. It just exists rn
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the amount of people thinkin im postin on UU with this last vid is hilarious
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i may actually have to change my last name to Hytale...
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may have a 3rd by the time ur next vid drops
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mojang said u can no longer title a video "Minecraft"
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mi espanol es muy bien
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hi
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nachos
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He says "get reddoons cloak with code: 'red' at checkout"
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We did a thing : )
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4cvit has facial hair
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WE DID IT, WE TOPPLED DEMOCRACY!
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The Purple Parrots! @ItsKyleEff @ghostiefruit @Roscumber and me
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Replying to @ItsKyleEff
Can u just join lifesteal already
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ur boi fell off
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Anything for the points
😈 @reddoons embracing his villain era.
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got a haircut
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i was bored while editing and got sidetracked by applying to Oxford. Typical Wednesday.
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worst part of graduating from college is my half off discount for adobe is gonna be revoked. HOW THE HEK AM I SUPPOSED TO AFFORD THIS????
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Missed my bus by 5 minutes, now i gotta wait 6 hrs so i have the honor to ride a 3 hr one.
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