"Fun Isn't Something One Considers When Balancing The Universe….”
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Another fight I’d like to see is Rants n Bants (2-0-1) vs Danny Simpson (0-0-1) the former Newcastle player who spent 4 years in Newcastle.
Rants is a Manchester United Football Content Creator with a dedicated audience.
Would be a good addition to #Misfits in Newcastle. 🥊🏴
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Danica has been benched by 6 different managers & she’s still the first to training it’s admirable!
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Hold on Aubameyang won #AFC goal of the month for a penalty? 🤣
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Hooked after a disasterclass against S.Korea but Ten Hag needed to show him more respect 🤣🤷🏾♂️
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The way United fans are coming together to convince Chelsea fans that Maguire would be a good signing is a sight to behold! 🤣
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No Pogba, Martial or Fred! Who will they scapegoat today? 🤣 #OleOut
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Bruno & Pogba in the same team is gonna be a joke! Those kind of passes coming regular! #MUFC
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Certain man’s team is sending up the GK for a corner against Sunderland at home 🤣
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Add Pogba Rashford + Bailly this team ahead of Lindelof Matic + James! That XI is on SMOKE! 🤷🏾♂️ #MUFC
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You lot need to keep the same energy for him that you had for Martial & Varane but you won’t…… insert Sol Campbell meme!
🚨 BREAKING:
Luke Shaw has suffered an injury setback. He will be out for anywhere from 4 weeks (subject to change) depending on treatment and rehab. #MUFC [@UtdMenace]
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Streets calling him Martin Øverdraft! This is the guy they couldn’t live without? 🤣
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Man signed Varane Sancho & CR7 and got worse 🤣 jail is too good for Ole man needs to get drafted for #SquidGame
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Finish the job akh! #OleOut
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Ole should swap Bruno & Pogba’s positions for one match I wanna see something 🧐 #mufc
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Shaughna was way too composed she’s definitely killed a man before not even a gangster tear 🤣 #LoveIsland
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Your apology needs to be as loud as your disrespect! #OleOut 🤝
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My manager taking the knee & taking control of matches! 😍🇩🇪 #MUFC
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Pogba ain’t kicked a ball in about 6 months and was miles better than Bruno! 🤣 the way some of this fanbase disrespected PP when Bruno came in! Just be happy we have them both and understand levels! #TOTMUN
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“bEsT tEaM iN pReMiEr lEaGuE hIsToRy” 🤣 Them man been touched more than a card reader in McDonald’s #LFC
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Wan-Bissaka is a BULLY! Openly talking about allowing people space down the byline to make them think they have hope 🤣 madman!
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Grown men really accusing Pogba of faking an injury because he was dancing at his brother’s wedding 🤣 his foot was literally in a cast a few weeks ago but don’t let facts get in the way of ur racially charged agendas! 👏🏾
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Bruno is an instant legend! Told Pep to fall back like his hairline! #MUNMCI
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Telles & Dalot showing certain man what attacking full backs actually look like! Tears in my eyes! #MUFC
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Two things are infinite: the universe and chat shit get banged; and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Neal “Einstein” Maupay
#TouchlineFracas
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It’s almost Sancho time! New kit promo pending! 🚂🔴⚪️⚫️ #MUFC
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White kit to campaign against knife crime while their fans are screaming they need killers up front 🤣
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Patrice Evra with the Monday morning sermon on Instagram 👏🏾 one of the only ex players I’ve got time for! #mufc
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That was embarrassing I can’t even lie! If you’re celebrating that you’re in for a long season! #MUFC
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If #MUFC get outspent by Spurs (who just bought a new stadium) in this transfer window & you lot are still buying merchandise then you deserve the pain & misery! 🤣
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These man called me negative ya nuh! Now it’s #OleOut 🤣 bums!
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This is the guy some of u been chatting rubbish about 🤣 SMH!
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Kai Rooney > Kai Havertz 💉💉💉💉
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I’ve always wanted to be like @troopzafc The bruddah has so much wave it’s actually mad blud!! Hairline on point, supports the right team and he’s from north west like me. All hail king troopz 🙌🏽
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Just seen Pogba & Henderson have the same #FIFARatings 🤣 what an absolute disrespect! PES is better anyway! 🤷🏾♂️
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Forget top4 United & Chelsea will be fighting for #Pochettino by Xmas 🤣
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Yo @TroopzAFC life comes at you fast darg roll safe 🤣 Them NY streets are COLD 😭 #ArtetaBall
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When Thiago Silva took the knee before the game it was to ask for forgiveness! #WBACHE
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Pogba, Bruno, Rashford, Martial! That link up! 👏🏾 #MUNSHU
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No Telles, No Pogba, No vdB? We better win this cos the way my head will go! #NEWMUN
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Pogba, Fred & Martial are the scapegoats while Dan James is doing up workrate & inshallah 🔴⚪️⚫️
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I don’t care who u are there’s definitely at least one Justin Bieber song that u vibe with its 2020 stop the lies 🤣
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"Look after Donny for me" VDS was better off leaving the kid with R. Kelly! #OleOut
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Stormzy battered man whilst dancing with a cup of tea and a spliff 🤣😫 I don’t wanna hear anymore chat that was a 7-10 round I counted at least 3 knockdowns!
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Your star CB literally scored an OG last game & has videos online touching himself you need to simmer down!
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DeBruyne plays deliberate calculated passes! Bruno is out here doing flicks in dead ends and trying to force passes that aren’t even geometrically possible! 🤣 find me one Bruno assist that shows he can pass the ball even 30% as well as KDB!
De Bruyne does the same thing and plays risky passes tho? It’s what creative players are supposed to do
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