Director, Social @BadBrainDC

United States
tom nook has been arrested
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Charging my doorbell with my couch 📈
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Ohio University QB Parker Navarro when Timothee Chalamet starts breaking down his stats on College Gameday
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IF YOU SEE THIS MAN YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO SHOOT ON SIGHT REWARD: 10 MILLION BELLS AND 300 NOOK MILES TICKETS
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alexa saying tom nook is bad when jeff bezos is literally her dad<<<<<
Tom Nook is bad. Button blisters are even worse. Just ask me to set a timer on your console sessions.
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Hearing reports we may have a new youngest boss man
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My sources indicate the Blue Jays and Cardinals are in deep trade discussions
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Astounding findings in the Darts subreddit
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donald trump is banned from animal crossing
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I’m on this mode
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this is tom nook the island is in danger
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Jerry Seinfeld: So I met this girl last week Kramer subplot:
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Not 1 thing wrong with flipping the hat back at Chipotle with the boys after 18 holes. Encouraged even
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animal crossing masks stay ON during sex
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cocaine is a hell of a drug
No one: Tom Nook in New Horizons: 👀
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Huge matchup for Vandy today
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Bittersweet news for Bengals fans: QB Joe Burrow is pregnant and will miss the start of the 2024 season
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baby kk slider is the cutest thing i have ever seen @kwrnel
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we have no comment at this time. all loan repayment is now frozen indefinitely effective immediately. - tom’s PR
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tom nook has lost the kids in the divorce
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Jim Harbaugh, Michigan win the national title. What’s next? ⬇️ actionnetwork.com/ncaaf/mich…
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moths when they see a lamp
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Tom Nook has tested positive for simping.
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The finance guy at the board meeting:
The Arizona Wildcats are facing a $240M school-wide shortage after significant miscalculations in their financial modeling. Cuts are being considered among the school's 23 varsity teams. “Everything’s on the table in terms of dealing with athletics." gofos.co/40DAfJF
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the animals have stopped crossing
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tom nook owes $784,927 to the IRS
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My plan to fix the #USMNT - USMNT doesn’t get out of the group - Fire Berhalter - Hire a committee for the coaching search - Wait for them to recommend Berhalter - Hire Berhalter for a 3rd time - Win 2026 World Cup
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kk slider plays a song: 🙂 kk slider plays kk bubblegum:
Reaction Videos
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Can’t believe the USMNT hasn’t thought of this yet
🎙️ Tom Brady: "The USA needs a player like Lamine Yamal, like young Messi."
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only baddies play animal crossing
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The inevitable march of time stops for no one and I fear today is the day that it has passed me by
Chet taking note of KD shooting 54% from beyond the arc this season 🎯😮 (via @ChetHolmgren)
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cant wait to see @LilNasX sing the animal crossing song when he tours again 🤩😳🥵
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Replying to @LilNasX
AYE LETS GO
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What the hell
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tom nook has broken out of jail
tom nook has been arrested
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Cripplingly hungover at the St. Louis airport eating vending machine lo mein at 9 am
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we have added Tinder to the NookPhone
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We've lost three that I had us slated to win.
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ok guys, so TikTok is worth $5 billion if all of us (57,800 followers) each pitch in $86,505.19, we can buy it and rename it NookNok
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HE WHIPPIN THAT THING
The roads in the St. Louis-region are BAD. Here’s a view from Imperial, MO this morning courtesy of Joe Lawson. #stlwx
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we are sad to announce: tom nook has shit his pants
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tom nook has sharted
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KK Slider could get this WAP
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does tom nook fart
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not to get political but tom nook should be in super smash bros
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Hitting 95 calorie wedges
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tom nook says 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 racists!
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not a phone in sight... just cowboy Roald... having a NookBeer on the beach... living in the moment
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the animals will no longer be crossing effective immediately
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man i look sexy bro honestly
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you can now drink Mountain Dew Baja Blast in animal crossing
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Hey villagers! We’ve heard your feedback, and we have decided to allow you to move your Resident Services building! To begin moving Resident Services, follow the steps in the tweet below:
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Replying to @AC_Roald
it was painted by reggie
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we took a photo of Roald before and after we called him beautiful... :)
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rt if ur an idiot
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John Stamos first day on set:
“Full House” star John Stamos didn’t initially get along with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and got them fired on their first day complex.com/pop-culture/a/ta…
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Official statement on Mr. Nook's arrest:
tom nook has been arrested
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unpopular opinion: animal crossing edition
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tom nook is birthday drunk
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this is actually crazy @CaucasianJames
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you pay me. That’s how
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now THIS is animal crossing
You Can Now Play Animal Crossing With A Pad That Looks Like Tom Nook's Face nintendolife.com/news/2020/0… #NintendoSwitch #AnimalCrossing #Accessories
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1. suck my ass
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nice
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Me running into my 6th grade math teacher 5 margaritas deep at the local Mexican restaurant
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Replying to @LilNasX
animal crossing
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it’s friday, TOM NOOK FAN CAM
Randy
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Tom’s team is sad to announce: Tom Nook has died.
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Replying to @LilNasX
sup
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yes chrissy you can come see me personally
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this is tom nook there is a tidal wave approaching
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we are so proud of him
YES i got my cat a tom nook shirt YES he looks handsome YES he is very talented and stands on command
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blathers when you bring another insect into the museum nitter.app/MemesFoIder/status/124…
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the rumors are true... i do have a fat ass
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Let's goooooooo thank you KD hit me with that CashApp
When I get ya paid, u don’t DM me and send a small percentage to my cashapp but when them parlays don’t hit, I’m every name in the book. Yall ain’t real
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do we know for sure that Australia is real?
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tom nook has discovered zoom
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ngl i do got a fat ass tho
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sure
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that moment when you complete your critterpedia 😍🔥
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After 5 grueling days of voting, the people have crowned a champion. Congratulations Roald on winning Sexiest Villager in Animal Crossing!
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tom nook has taken an arrow to the knee
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the worst villager in animal crossing is ________.
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left on read again....
freya
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tom nook has fallen and he can’t get up
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this shit hurted
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calling all simps: tom nook is here
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when Tom Nook did 🤝 if I met when you wait but sold it all with anime girls
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the haters didn’t want you guys to know this, but today is my birthday. It’d be a shame if everyone told me happy birthday for all I’ve done for them and the island. I’ll never ask for attention, not even on my birthday (which is today)
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tom nook is being tested for covid-19
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guess her NookPhone is broken...
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tom nook is livin la vida loca
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Replying to @LilNasX
drop panini
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