A mosaic exhibition in human form. Bismillah, do the best, tawakkal, jalan.
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Apahal seh Malaysia panas gila these days, is it climate change or our collective heated anger towards the government, which one
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Pendidikan Seks ni kau tukar nama je la. Jadi Pendidikan Pemerkasaan Anatomi ke, Pendidikan Selamat Sayang ke apa-apalah. Janji jangan ada perkataan seks. Kita ni bukan boleh, nampak je perkataan seks terus berbuih mulut meracau mata hitam naik ke atas.
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Orang kaya punya worldview sumpah lain doh. I have a friend yang memang filthy rich, and pada dia makan warung tu special occasion.
Aku memang mindblown time tu Tuhan je yang tahu.
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Gen Z's graduation ceremony is so fun to watch, like they are SO UNSERIOUS AFTER TAKING THE SCROLL ๐คฃ๐ญ
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We donโt talk about Shaheizy Samโs range enough, we should appreciate this man more ๐ซถ๐ฝ
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Nak tidur pun rasa berdosa mengenangkan berapa ribu orang stranded sebab banjir.
Yang memang kerjanya mentadbir negara menjaga rakyat seronok bakar bunga api, potong kek. Musibat betul.
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Patient 136 ni betul special breed of bodo. Authority dah censored nama dia, sendiri pergi expose kat social media, sendiri bagi marak lagi kemarahan rakyat.
Memang baso bodo dah balik Korea tak self quarantined, join tabligh, mengamuk dalam wad. He should just be gassed fr
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Yang jual baju kurung tapi baju dengan kain asing ni ada join venture dengan Apple ke
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Today @daiyantrisha announced her stance to be in solidarity with Palestine, and she contributed 20k from her own pocket to Cinta Gaza Malaysia.
She chooses her deen, brothers and sisters, alhamdulillah.
Love and light to you, Daiyan ๐ค๐๏ธ #FreePalestine
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Hari Arafah. Hujan.
Hari semua doa diangkat ke langit. Hujan ialah waktu mustajab berdoa.
Be greedy. Ask for the best in this life and the next one. Allah is All Generous. Ask. Ask. Ask.
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Zara Qairina's post-mortem report dah keluar and the way people are losing their shit on FB and TikTok when the findings don't fit their narrative
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Oh I thought weโre boycotting?
We are officially SOLD OUT! We would like to thank everyone for the incredible support for ๐๐ฟ๐๐ป๐ผ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ฒ ๐ถ๐ป ๐๐๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ ๐๐๐บ๐ฝ๐๐ฟโค๏ธโ๐ฅ
Didnโt get tickets? Sign up at the Golive Asia waitlist to be notified of any future ticket release! ๐ forms.gle/QeKmHaad24qYvr4BA
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๐ Date: 17 September 2024, 8:30 pm
๐ Venue: National Stadium, Bukit Jalil
#BrunoMars #BrunoMarsLiveinKL #LiveNationMY
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#TIL lelaki yang sedap-sedap tuduh orang pelacur/penzina secara tak berasas hilang status wali.
Kalau ada anak dia nak kahwin, dia tak boleh walikan and anak dia kena pakai wali hakim.
Ngeri ek.
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"Ampun tuanku. Saya nak ambil gambar dengan Tuanku boleh?" pintaku dengan suara yg paling lemah lembut tahap Zoul pun tak pernah dengar rasanya suara aku begitu.
Tuanku tersenyum, "boleh apa salahnya."
Besar betul rasa hati dapat bergambar dengan Sultan yang sangat kuhormati โค๏ธ
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You know what's more messed up than the whole jenazah video?
People enabling his action in the comment section. Ramai gila kot puji, RAMAI GILA.
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Lmao I was 16 and naive as fucc.
Met a 14-year old boy at jambori, cinta monyet, then he needed to 'break up' coz he got brain tumour and we couldn't be together for the greater good.
Pastu dia bercinta dengan adik perempuan aku pulak, tiber tumor hilang
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"Rumah abang kat mana? Nanti saya hantar bantuan"
"Abang tak ada rumah, duduk dekat bengkel dgn anak dua orang"
Abang ni contact kat FB minta bantuan makanan. Tergamam aku sampai depan rumah dia tadi.
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Seramlah kes Zalina Azman ni, tengok rumah dia pun dah macam qualified untuk shooting found footage horror movie.
How on Earth someone could vanish just like that ://
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Ko nak tau aku bangang English tahap mana dulu? I said to my lecturer once, who has a very beautiful toddler that time, that she'd grow up to be a great milf someday.
Aku ingat milf = hot, beautiful woman time tu ๐๐๐
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Aku sedih Jijoe kena disqualified.
Tapi sedih aku bertukar marah bila pembaca berita pakai term โdidiskualifikasikanโ.
APA KEJADAH? PAKAI JE LA DIBATALKAN KELAYAKAN??? Aku dari sakit kepala biasa terus migraine?????
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Finally dah tengok Siksa Kubur by Joko Anwar on Netflix.
Aku faham kenapa orang kata slow, tak best, tak seram etc etc.
Sebab kalau kau jenis define โseramโ = jumpscare melampau sampai terkencing-kencing, mimpi ngeri tidur bukak lampu all; then this movie will torture you.
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Belajar peribahasa baru hari ni:
โLaut madu berpantai gula.โ
Berbudi bahasa, orang pula cantik.
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So you're saying this is completely fine? IBU UMUR 53, REDAH HUJAN, NAIK MOTOR. Totally fine, nothing wrong with this AT ALL?
Ibu ini tiada masalah pun hantar anaknya ke USM. USM pun terima kemasukan pelajar ini. Ada asrama lagi.
Dapat kepada vultures twitter, menteri dan kerajaan kena maki. ntah apa masalah mereka. ๐
google.com/amp/s/www.astroawโฆ
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Hijabista is stepping up its game for this edition, and a Jawi writing enthusiast like me can't resist to own a copy ๐
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Okay, apa antara discovery korang pasal negara luar yang mindblowing pada korang?
For me, aku terkejut gila bila tahu dekat UK tak ada konsep water purifier macam Cuckoo, Coway, SK Magic etc.
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Ada beza low maintenance friendship vs one-sided friendship.
We are all adults, no one is expecting daily messages or weekly hangouts or monthly grand gestures of things.
As long as you feel reciprocated, that the love is mutual, those friendships will survive the test of time.
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I believe at this point, every Malaysian women pernah kena harassed at least once in their lives.
My male classmates called me 'saggy' in Semester 2, and a gay classmate defended them by saying 'boys will be boys' and 'you should own it, flaunt it it's your plus point'.
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Abang kaunter LRT pujuk me when I was on the verge of tearing up as I paid my fare after I lost my IC.
"Tak apa hari ni je tak best, nanti ada la tu Tuhan nak bagi yang lagi elok. Sabar, kuat semangat okay?"
Menangis terus depan kaunter tu, duk tahan dari pagi lagi
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SAY HIS NAME JAMES MCAVOY
COVID-19: Pelakon X-Men derma RM1.5 juta untuk pembelian sut perlindungan jangkitan astroawani.com/berita-hiburaโฆ
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Yaโll thought the Ganu kid who wants to commute from Wangsa Maju to Shah Alam for his internship is silly?
I used to think I can walk from KLCC to Ampang Point coz oh โJalan Ampang mesti dekat je dengan Ampang Pointโ.
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Actual conversation between me and Baskin Robbin's staff tadi
Me: Nak single jr scoop satu
Staff: Okay. Nak flavour apa ye?
Me: Will You Be Mine (flavour of the month fyi)
Staff: *giggle*
Me: *blush*
Jemput datang walimatulurus ye semua esok
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Yang bising Penang takde azan ni aku ada 4 soalan:
1. Korang stuck dekat early 2000s ke, that propaganda is so outdated kot?
2. Korang takde kawan orang Penang ke?
3. Korang tak pernah jalan-jalan ke Penang ke?
4. Korang tak tau kewujudan Masjid Kapitan ke?
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Last week when I went to Penang, my friend asked the seller whether they still sell 'roti telur goyang', to which he replied 'roti telur goyang habis, yang ada telur abang bergoyang tengok adik ni tak tahan dibuatnya'
Gitu je kena harass. Prime example of men are trash.
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Me when I have a kid besok:
Angelica donโt forget ambik ayaq kat dapoq tu, ate penat mak nak kabor dekat patploh kali gurll Iโm losing itttt
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Boleh tak jangan post video2 DMA bocah bagai kat sini?
Stop la engage dengan benda bodoh. Kalau nampak tahi tengah jalan, kau main uli2 dengan tangan ke kau blah jauh2?
Blah la kan, sebab busuk, jijik.
Sama la nampak content bodoh: DISENGAGE, AVOID LIKE A PLAGUE
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I wish for all Zulfarhan's cruel bullies to have the worst experience in the prison, so bad that their souls are crushed and they don't have any willpower to see the daylight anymore, even after they leave their cells.
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I want to share some life-changing lessons from my Umrah trip last December.
I was at my lowest for two months before I went, to the point where I almost cancelled the trip.
I went there broken, helpless, and completely surrendered myself to Him.
Iโm so grateful that I did ๐ฅน
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Okay, I have a serious question.
How many of you pernah main lompat tikus? (As pictured below)
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Kenapa orang asyik kata lawyers ni sebelah kaki dah dalam neraka, sebab diorang asyik lepak bar ke
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Genuinely nak tahu, what makes some people hide the fact that they have covid? I understand if tak heboh on social media, but ni orang terdekat yang baru jumpa for the past one week pun tak tahu apa-apa. Like why? Is it shame, is it guilt?
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Batalkan juga perkahwinan bawah umur yang banyak kemudaratan untuk pembangunan jiwa rakyat
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And if I send โjom kahwinโ to a man that Iโve been yearning for but we havenโt spoken in months what about it
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Korang, I did it.
Aku bagitau mak aku pasal mental health diagnosis + aku dah start therapy.
She's very accepting and supportive alhamdulillah. Dia siap minta maaf sebab tak bagi aku tukar sekolah dulu. Nasib tak pecah air mata on the spot tadi shshssh
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Aku pergi umrah seorang diri tbh.
Tapi bukan tahap umrah DIY la haha.
I went to the Haramain with Umrah4Ladies ๐ฉท๐ โ MOTAC-registered travel agency by MK Haramain.
For ladies yang nak buat umrah without mahram: mother-daughter, sisters, cousins, friends, or even solo ladies
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Harap-harap tahun depan boleh upload gambar dengan caption โFirst Eid together.โ
Sekarang aku mampu first aid je
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Subtitle best yang aku dapat dari tengok Laknat semalam
BM: Puas mengata?
ENG: Done bitching?
Tepat. Padat. Mengena.
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I canโt stand people of my generation who look down at the Gen-Z.
Youโre mirroring those people from the older generation who look down at us when we were younger. Youโre continuing the vicious cycle of the generational gaps.
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Pre-covid world I know few students in my uni attached themselves to library's computers to do their assignments coz they can't afford it. I know some students sent their PTPTN loan/scholarship to their family to help uplift their burden a bit so ko diam la binawe
I disagree all with all the b40 thing that she said. But dude you already in semester 5 and no computer? I came from B40 too yo! But I gave no excuses to find computer to study yo! Anyone who wants to teach you also go livid. IMHO it's not right to viral this.
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I think masjid is one of the most underrated spaces to work remotely.
Should try it some time. Serene, can focus better in fact. Masuk waktu, solat terus ๐ฏ
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Ni bukan Redha Airways ke
Budget airline wants to remove all the seats from its planes and make passengers stand yhoo.it/2ttAhqa
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Weโre in the last 10 nights of the blessed Ramadan, letโs go super saiyan with our duaโ and deeds inshaAllah.
Some beautiful notes from Teacher Hafiza on Lailatul Qadr ๐โจ
instagram.com/p/CqvB328BYEm/โฆ
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KKM dentist betul la RM1.
Tapi bukannya check gigi hari ni, boleh terus buat scaling.
Kena tunggu tarikh appointment lain pulak, minimum one month.
Kalau buat di KKM, RM1 je. ๐
Scaling 3 bulan sekali baru RM 4.
Ada lagi extra RM996 ๐คญ.
Btw, ayat claim tu macam kurang tepat. Correct term - tax relief. Bukannya akan dapat RM1k kalau letak 1k dalam tax relief box. Akan reduce cukai sikit ikut gangga gaji.
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