a boy could ask ur bra size and u could be like “ak-47” and he would respond w “fuck 😩😩😩 ur so hot 😫”
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u shouldn’t date anyone who didn’t have a scene phase because chances are they aren’t humbled from being bullied their whole lives
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adam22 is halfway to retirement and he’s still beefing w teenagers on the internet bro go get a prostate exam
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happy thursday i haven’t posted a selfie in months but today’s a special occasion called: i have nothing better to do
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if you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because i'm annoyed it’s because i forget to breathe sometimes
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since it’s melanie martinez’s birthday here’s a quick PSA if u try to have sex with someone and they say no and u keep pushing and asking until they give in and say yes or just stop resisting then ur manipulative and that is sexual assault
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remember in ratatouille when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like “it’s not much” to the rat
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the two ppl controlling the simulation we live in watching me make any and all of my decisions nitter.app/animperialmarch/status…
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genuinely asking here bc i really want to know.....do u feel better about urself upon defending/siding with a 40 year old man who is using his platform of millions of incels to attack and retaliate against a 22 year old just because she pointed out his age in a two word tweet
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alternative caption: spongebob and mr krabs singing that stove song when spongebob is forced to work for plankton
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lil waste of space
if she’s your girl why is she in my post apocalyptic underground doomsday shelter eating my canned beans
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me when jerry trainor comes on screen
and it’s all real, the new @iCarly is coming to @paramountplus on June 17th! ew.com/tv/icarly-revival-pre…
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if you have the android handwriting font and you think about posting any screenshot ever please reconsider
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i need everyone to watch this and then look at the pic i’m about to reply to it with so they can understand why i’m in fuckinh tears rn
LS 🍊
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thanks i’m crying nitter.app/ShahrulFH/status/11793…
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