#bitcoin veteran | purveyor of occasional memes
Florida, USA
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Don't forget to zoom out and look at the big picture once in a while. #Bitcoin
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If only they were more concerned about grooming gangs touching little girls as they are of Trump patting King Charles III on his back.
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I seriously think he saw this as the finish line on the back stretch. Watch the video again. π
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The #Bitcoin Year in Review.
El Salvador πΈπ» Banks the Unbanked.
Canada π¨π¦ Unbanks the Banked.
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Turn it into a putting green. It has an automatic ball return and e everything! π
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Gotta go with Goodfellas and Tommy walking into an empty room when he thought he was going to become a Made Man. π€
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"Keep up the hard work and next quarter I'll throw in some breadsticks as well."
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When you're a quarter mile into your journey... "where the fck is the pharmacy?" π
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Think you have a strong hand? After 2017 #Bitcoin had an 83% retracement from $20,000 to $3,400. The equivalent price drop today would be from $69,000 to $11,730. That's where more HODL legends will be made. π»π
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There's some poor bastard out there who FOMO'd in today at $68,000 and rage quit 5 hours later at $59,000. Welcome to #Bitcoin ser. π»π
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"And a huge problem with #Bitcoinβ―β―β― is that you can't trust it because it's not backed by the government!"
Shout out to @AwakenWithJP for this absolute classic! π»π
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Everyone is cheering #Bitcoin now being steadily above $40,000 and I totally get it. We all love NGU. I'm just here to give a shout out to those who started in 2021 and DCA/HODL'd from $60+ down to $15K and back up. The classes of 2013 and 2017 salute you. π»π«‘πͺ
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Remember when they literally filled skate parks with sand. Sadistic bastards! Unbelievable the number of people who went along with this. π
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That moment you find out that Edward Snowden & Julian Assange have been pardoned and added to the Trump team with @elonmusk π
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[Ad Agency]: So who is your target audience?
[Jaguar]: Well, 95% of our sales are to middle-aged heterosexual white men.
[Ad Agency]: We have just the right idea for you.
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Congratulations #Ethereum . You've just re-created a centralized monetary system whose policy is controlled by a few people. Really guys. What an amazing accomplishment. π»π
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15 years later and people still don't get it. This is why I don't orange pill anymore. π»π
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One #Bitcoin is already worth $2 Million.
It's just that there are only a few of us that know it first. π»π
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Hyperbitcoinization doesn't happen when people who like #Bitcoin want to buy. It occurs when the people who hate Bitcoin have to buy. π»π
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My car is 15 years old and I was getting a case of new car fever. Drank a few beers, listened to another @michael_saylor podcast and punched myself in the face for being such a little bitch. Fever is now cured and bought more #Bitcoin instead. π»
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Anyone who sells #Bitcoin because of SEC news regarding ETF's have no fucking clue what they're doing and shouldn't have been here in the first place. π»π
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Seriously. Who the hell sells their #Bitcoin four months after a Halving? π
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Okay, so maybe not EVERYONE will he happy to have the Bitcoin Conference back in town this year. π»π
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Four years ago today I did a smash buy of 0.014118789 #Bitcoin when it was $17,706.90 to start this epic journey. Hell, I didn't even know what the fuck a Halving was. Cheers to all the fellow plebs I've gotten to know along the way. I love you all. π»π
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Still true Class of 2021. π«‘
Shout out from the #Bitcoin Class of 2017 to the Class of 2021. Mad respect if you're still here grinding it out. You are true Bitcoiners. π»π
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Let's play a game where we pretend #Bitcoin was $69,000 and you had an opportunity to go back in time and buy more at $42,000. π»π
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Update: $1,200 stimulus check converted to #Bitcoin now worth $1,500. Now that's my kind of savings account! π Thanks again Uncle Sam! πΊπ²π¦
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I'm no economist but isn't it just as easy to print a $30 Trillion coin and pay off the national debt?π»π
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I was talking to a nocoiner who was attending the #BitcoinConference with a friend. He said the interesting thing was that he hadn't heard one person talk about buying #Bitcoin to "get rich". I told him that's because we are here to change the world. He gets it now.
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[Bitcoin at $60,000]: It's too late for me. I should have got in at $30,000.
[Bitcoin crashes to $30,000]: If Bitcoin can get back to $60,000 I am definitely buying.
*same person π»π
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3 years later and I still stand by my prediction. π»π
When #Bitcoin hits $100,000 it goes to $1 Million within that year.
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[Co-worker]: "Are you still into that #Bitcoin thing? I remember you talking about it for a few years now."
Me: "Yes."
"Should I get some?"
"No. It's probably not for you."
*me orange-pilling
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Sure, leave the best thing going for women's basketball off the team that's being showcased on the world stage during the Olympics and say goodbye to 100's of Millions of dollars in potential investments and sponsorships for the WNBA. You can't make this shit up.
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My #Bitcoin Journey according to friends:
2017: You're so Smart!
2018: You're so Dumb!
2019: So Fucking Dumb!
2020: You're Still Here!?
2021 (April): You're a God Damn Genius!
2021 (May): You're so Dumb!
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Kirk Cousins calling Deshaun Watson and asking how his $230 Million guaranteed contract with the Browns is going. π
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GM to @TuckerCarlson for being the first interviewer to just shut the fuck up and let @saylor explain Bitcoin without interrupting. π»π
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I rode this bitch down to $3,400 once and will gladly do it again if it kills off more shitcoins. π»π
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I'm done fucking orange-pilling. Go find #Bitcoin the hard way like I did.
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Would you rather memorize 12/24 words or stand in a 10 hour queue at an ATM hoping to withdrawal the $400 limit of your life savings before fleeing your country?
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Rare footage of Peter Schiff when he found out about Plan B's Stock-to-Flow Model. π»π
π SOUND ON! π
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This is what's left behind after mining Nickel for electric car batteries. Amirite @elonmusk ?? "Wasteful energy consumption by me but not for thee" apparently. π»π
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The simple fact that properly stored #Bitcoin is unconfiscatable should make each bitcoin alone worth $1,000,000.
For the first time in human history people have an asset class that can't be seized or controlled by any bank or government.
Few understand this.
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