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remember when squidward did that one dance
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today’s episode of men r hell
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nigga spit on me ??
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imma say it, my thing is if she was black it would be a whole different situation all across.
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im sorry but why are ceremony’s so unnecessarily long. i feel like we need to cut out half of the program.
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I love twitter cause a new bad bitch spawns every five mins
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this right here tell me I’m too old to be where ever I’m at
“If dreadheads don’t do it the best who do?”
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this is exactly what i mean when i say “is this bitch okay¿”
LV Distorted Sunglasses by Virgil Abloh.
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that lil tlc censor petty as fuck 😭😭😭
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a diploma?? 😭 the bar is in hell.
No Woman Have All 3 Diploma Clean Record And 1 Babydaddy
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do u not see what’s out there??? its treacherous.
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im here to say for the hundredth time, in my times of darkness I don’t give a FUCK about maintaining a friendship when i much rather put my last fuel into maintaining the will to see another day. if that’s a problem you are not my friend.
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y we always gotta compare 2 bad bitches
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but let it be a nigga that won’t even claim yall as a girlfriend let alone a friend. OH.
I’m convinced you lot hate your friends… look at these responses to this pic…
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he told me he was an angel. he fucked 2 muas & 3 lash techs.
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closure is a joke, charge it to the game and just remember yo lesson
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to my future fiancé i request a private wedding proposal. no need for an audience, but make it very romantic thankyou.
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complement with a bobby jack or hello kitty shirt and you swagging for REAL u hear me!!!
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bc who says shit like this?? then adding a heart was wickedness.
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trophy wife material but u can also brag that ur lady is a cool creative, super smart n funny
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imagine tweeting u want to kys and it get 2,464 views and 0 comments
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this actually what some of yall niggas need to start doing
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tweet like we live in bikini bottom
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the phase where u start to hate ur nigga
The best Caption Wins….😭 Go!
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unless yo name nardo wick shut the fuck up auntie ain’t checkin fo no young nigga
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did u just call me a nigger?
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i think Tink been blackballed. u couldn’t tell me otherwise. who’s her team man???
Miami did Tink so dirty. She didn’t deserve this, SMGDH…
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girl tell me why this nigga supposed to be taking me out on a date im thinking we going to the krusty krab he talking bout what I want in my 4 fo 4 from the chum bucket
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whew, i like dis. a lot.
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yall they got mr krabs on club Shay Shay addressing his beef w plankton 😭😭😭
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I LOVE BAD NIGGAS THATS MY FUCKIN PROBLEM!
Dating handsome men is an addiction to me at this point lmao. No uglies allowed!
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they need to have one staff member say “congratulations class of _____, we will now begin with the diploma/degree handout” *calls names. move the tassel, throw hat then walk out.
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who tf u with!!
my car insurance $60 a month how bout yall?
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we not finna act like this not a popular hairstyle for teens and children be so fuckin frr. i said what i said.
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these men don’t want a wife they want hoes
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when he takes you to glove world 🥹>>>>>>
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y’all gassed up his picture yesterday laughed at his passing today the world is sick
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ayy Larry the lobster doin public interviews on the beach again some nigga just swung on him for approaching his shorty 👀
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Replying to @r4heim
that mf is NOT REAL yo !!!
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my sister’s grad cookies 🌟
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no makeup ho
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if this tweet go viral im not arguing w yall for free clout & thanks in advance for contributing to my next twitter check. -management
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a significant other that never compliments me bc “u already know u fine”, is a fucking enemy that was sent to take me down idc.
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bro imagine being at the club and he come up to u doin this 😭
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luv u more than all them bitches put together
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for the simple fact you don’t receive the degree/diploma on stage the ceremony really has no reason being SO long.
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brooo why the fuck that nigga bob can’t drive my boat insurance keep goin up cause of him 🤬
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throwin me around > tellin me what position is next
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Replying to @1laybae_
clock it !
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Replying to @BRATNAYYY
to point the gun my way is CRAZY WORK LMFAO
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and these bitches in the thread & quotes saying “me me me 🥰” grown as hell… it sound to me like he looking like a fresh outta highschool gal with these standards.
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Replying to @prncessbrandi
he is u gotta see the original show from when he first blew up, he was a CHARACTER 😭
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girl 2 girl. this world will fucking destroy a sweetheart. u hear me? you can still be an angel, but you have to learn when to turn that shit off. give an inch they take a mile!
Being a nice girl gets you nowhere maybe I gotta start being a bitch
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they said squilliam the first nigga to turn up off a PPP loan and not go broke after
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it’s goin over yall head, the point is yall are terrible friends and great girlfriends to niggas that hate yall.
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my whole thing be why did we begin talking to begin with. u rlly gotta watch your back cause there’s ppl who go to the extreme to manipulate then try to make you feel crazy for the abrupt switch up.
If you’re “talking” to someone & they tell you “I’m not ready for a relationship”.. take that for what it is. They just told you nicely this ain’t going nowhere boo😂
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gm (get money) 💰
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Replying to @cuteasstyy
😭😭😭 goin bananas
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never ever get too comfortable
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Replying to @indollazz
whole time it be SHEIN & fashion nova
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don’t just stand there y’all jump her!!! 🧍🏾‍♀️
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Wtf is my mom’s fafsa password Wtf is my mom’s fafsa password Wtf is my mom’s fafsa password Wtf is my mom’s fafsa password
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ok so apparently in our delulu world; sandy a ho that be on coralfans, Larry a YouTuber that always do public interviews at the beach, SpongeBob stay having dui’s & the chum bucket still in business but nobody eats there okay. noted.
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u send a nigga money for lunch and all of a sudden he starving everyday bitch fuck u
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It’s her painting it with the mattress on top for me 💀
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the blogs saying squidward got that ozempic face
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squidward swear he be throwin ts on but stay w that one brown essentials tee on
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on top of y’all make everything weird by sexualizing everything and being homophobic. what is wrong w laying next to ur homegirl. yall don’t be having sleepovers ?? stop acting dense yo.
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grad szn 🎓
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Replying to @TheBwoyDej
now uk he wasn’t talkin bout no shit like that
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Replying to @najasworldd
she’s had hits for YEARS PROBS A DECADE NOW
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social media was the worst thing to happen to mankind
waittt number 3!! 👀🤔👀🤫✌🏽🤣
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yall romanticize being “ghetto” but try to bully people that live the reality. (non derogatory to her & her family). i like the concept, it’s giving fashion show. yall ain’t never have to make sum from scraps and it show. kudos to yall, but leave this baby alone.
The walk back in 😭
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i love tatted women
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Replying to @cryst6l
wait a minute 😭😭 niggas was 13 talkin bout “lemme kiss ya back”
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Trust men or wear glasses
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right but it’s a waste of time in my opinion. my college grad did the most, they gave us a whole performance at the end.
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Replying to @kohbyh_
broke niggas man!
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and this “i hate my partner” rap
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@CozarttsCo 🪷🫶🏾
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a relationship is a partnership, you don’t just show up and shit taken care of. you build it together but yall don’t understand what a team is.
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Replying to @glacisouth
dat man is stuck in bikini bottom
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if u let it go while yall was cool don’t slaughter them for it after yall fall out.
I still can’t believe these pictures are even real It all makes sense now #colonizer
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like define maintaining the friendship on my end?? If you can’t simply check up on me and offer friendship in my lowest. But want me to give my all into your issues, desires to go out etc
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Replying to @mangogaay
must be nice 🥲
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u gotta tap into smoked salmon avocado toast
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y’all are so fuckin dumb and lost in social media where y’all think the internet is just social media. this will impact work for a lot of people (remote workers, independent contractors by rideshare/food delivery, e-commerces WILL plummet, google is gone etc..
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hate when a fine nigga corny, wat a waste
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this my ex and that’s why im so irritated now leave me alone 🫵🏾🫵🏾
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pho is my happiness
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not everybody has the privilege of being able to only focus on school, it’s lonely and mentally draining. some of y’all just wouldn’t understand, persevering through college is hard. Congrats on your success& for pushing through your battles! ❤️🫶🏾
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down 70 lbs make some fuckin NOISE YALL
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sb stole my fuckin ride (seahorse) I’m HOT
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graphic design by me
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Replying to @jaymicheIIe
they in the comments sayin “u so lit cousin” third flag on the play right there. dead giveaway 😭
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