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Margaret Court relieved she won’t be the most unpopular person at Rod Laver Arena this year.
#AusOpen
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Just so we are all clear based on the data from the referendum Australia’s Indigenous & First Nation people overwhelmingly wanted the Voice.
Recognition in our Constitution & and an advisory committee. That was all.
And we couldn’t even do that.
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Just saw scenes in St. Kilda.
Fuck.
There goes any chance of having any mates over for Grand Final Day.
Fucking selfish morons.
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Petter Dutton calling for Vic Heath Ministers to stand down over a tweet. Do the words ‘Ruby Princess Clusterfuck’ mean anything to you @PeterDutton_MP ???
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We are not the sum total of our greatest mistakes. My heart goes out to @stevesmith49 who has given me so much cricketing joy over the years. He is also a thoroughly decent human being. I stand by him and will be here upon his return. #SteveSmith
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Just quickly, if you’re in Victoria and doing the wrong thing... FUCKING STOP IT!!!!!!!
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Back in my day when you got Covid you had to isolate for 14 days!!! 14 days I tells ya!! And they would send the army to your house!! And the nasal swab they used was a small branch from a nearby tree!! Kids have it too easy these days…
#COVID19
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It seems every day a member of the Government resigns and every day it’s NOT Peter Dutton. How do we fix this?
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Fair chance that bong photo gets Grace Tame nominated for Australian of the Year again!
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If you’re not vaccinated. Make a booking today. Right now. You’ll be helping us put this shit show behind us. Thousands appointments available for both Pfizer & AZ.
#Vaccinate
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Many people have inquired but may I be clear for the record. I was in Melbourne, Australia today and have never stolen a lectern in my life!
#America #Australia
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Our CHO has managed to get cases from over 700 to 2 BUT he missed a meeting!!!!! FFS 🤯
#BackOffBrett
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Today’s numbers were a great result for Vics who are doing it tough. Hopefully Sunday brings some relief. Well done to the 99% who have done the right despite the egging on to do otherwise from some interstate media. 🤦♂️
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PHOTOGRAPHER: *click* Yep got it.
SCOTT BOLAND: Are you sure? You only took one? It’s my debut for Australia, wouldn’t mind it being a half decent photo.
PHOTOGRAPHER: I’ll do my job you do yours mate.
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Thoughts with anyone who had just had their first vaccine jab at 9.15am this morning in Melbourne.
I assure you it wasn’t a side effect. We all felt it.
#Earthquake
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PM keeps saying it’s “the response that matters”. Does he hear himself? The firies are doing their job (many unpaid) risking their lives. He needs to do his job by lessening the risk of future fires by taking real action on climate change.
THAT would be a response that matters.
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So I was sick of friends saying they didn’t know anyone with Covid. So I got Covid (not deliberately of course).
I am nearing the end of my quarantine & I feel absolutely fine. The worse it got was a mild cold.
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Just got back from a prostate check and still have no idea why the Prime Minister had to conduct it.
#auspol
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It has been a joy to witness first hand @Lisa_Wilkinson empathy & dedication up close. More than that I treasure the friendship we have. Lisa cares so much about the people & stories she covers. I’ve seen it up close in unguarded moments. Say what you like about Lisa she cares!
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Looking forward to once again visiting all corners of this great country in the months, years ahead but I have never loved my home city of Melbourne more than I do right now. Sorry Mr. Bolt, you have an awful read of this city.
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Ricky Ponting makes a great point. If Eng have been the best team this series (& they clearly believe they have been) then much kudos must go the Pat Cummins for finding a way to beat them. The only way you beat a better team is with a better strategy.
Thanks Skipper! #TheAshes
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Binged After Life s2 today. I have no idea what genre it is & I don’t care. It stands alone. Can’t think of any TV series that showcase as many sides of humanity as this. Congrats & thanks @rickygervais for the smart, funny, brave choices you made along the way. 👏 👏👏
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Not because the virus didn’t have bad intentions but because Science is brilliant & being fully immunised meant I had a whole bunch of vaxxy goodness protecting me. My family are safe & I am grateful. I’ll be back to work next week.
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I want to live in a 🇦🇺 that celebrates/ recognises our Indigenous past. When we held Cathy Freeman up to the world at Opening Ceremony of the Olympics what were we saying exactly? Was it “this is who we are” OR was it “this is who we want you to think we are”? #IStandWithAdam
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What the English don’t realise is the more they whinge the more we will embrace this “unjust” win.
Also, they’ve had the run of luck this series. Won every toss, our GOAT spinner injured early, reviews have gone their way… we are due for some luck & we will take 🌧️
#TheAshes
It will be the greatest travesty in the history of Ashes cricket if the trampled, battered, beleaguered, Bazballed, desperate, white-flag-flying Aussies now avoid inevitable defeat and retain the urn because of bloody rain…
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Thank you Science. I think I have a crush on you.
Also, thanks for all the health services & workers. The system is undoubtedly under a lot of stress but everybody I spoke to over the phone have been professional, caring and extremely patient. 🙏
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Why the fuck can’t we watch @DylanAlcott live before Ash?? Was showing The Zookeeper that necessary??!! FFS!!
#Wimbledon #Wimbledon2021
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I urge all fans & members to demand better from @CollingwoodFC. This report is heartbreaking. To @iamlumumba I am truly, unequivocally sorry. I should have believed you. I will do better.
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Our Prime Minister @ScottMorrisonMP has accepted @theprojecttv offer to appear tonight to sit down for a conversation with Waleed Aly. It will be one on one. Commercial free. Time to chat. 👏
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Still yet to speak to an actual Victorian who is put out or frightened by the curfew during this pandemic. You have 15 hours to get whatever you need done.
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Serena Williams won the Oz Open two months pregnant and still she had less mood swings than Kyrgios and Tomic. #serenawilliams
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When somebody makes an honest mistake, realises it & apologises surely it’s time to move on.
If you truly want the world to be a better place Hughesy is not your enemy.
#IStandByDave
I would NEVER mock someone’s stutter. I was commenting on Joe’s struggle to read the autocue. I didn’t think it had anything to do with a stutter. Sorry for my ignorance.
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Anyone else think Jeroen Weimar should read Brownlow votes this year?
#COVID19Vic #Brownlow @VicGovDH @AFL
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With WA recording more new cases than Victoria should Saturday’s Eagles Vs Pies game be relocated to the MCG?
Just putting it out there... @CollingwoodFC
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I freely admit I underestimated Trump. I just didn't feel pussy grabbing was a strong enough platform to run for President. #ElectionNight
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Don’t understand people who don’t understand that Freedom of Speech is not Freedom To-Say-Whatever-You-Like-Without-Consequences. If you go to footy & sit in the MCC, scream inappropriate abuse that is not in line with the values of the MCC you get kicked out. Simple really.
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GREATEST. DAY. OF. THE. YEAR!!!
Thank you @CollingwoodFC ❤️❤️❤️
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Have a knot in the gut for Sydney right now. Hoping for the best. Please mask up, it feels strange for exactly 2.5 seconds. Follow public health advice. 🙏 👊
#Sydney
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Thank you to everyone who has shared this story we aired @theprojecttv last night. I have read all your comments. Families being ripped apart. The talking from us does not stop here. I promise. Please keep sharing. Please keep talking.
We’ve come a long way when it comes to our understanding of mental illness. Yet every day, on average, eight Australians still take their lives. And even years later, families and friends are left hurting. Thanks to @pjhelliar for sharing this powerful story.
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Does this mean Kiefer Sutherland is President for the next 14 days??
#TrumpQuarantine #TrumpCovid
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Welcome to @theprojecttv @Lisa_Wilkinson!! We are thrilled to tiny bits! You’re odds on to become my third co-host to take Gold Logie!! 😂👌
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I would actually prefer if Nine just showed the rain falling on the covers for the entire day instead of a replay.
I’m more likely to watch the former.
#TheAshes2023
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Love my footy club & maybe there is a master plan that will unfold ahead of us but even with that said... I have never felt this flat as a Pies supporter than right now.
At some point the members will need all this explained.
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Over 40,000 Covid tests in Melbourne yesterday is a stunning response! Gives me hope that we will kick this in the dick once again!! Stay strong, stay healthy & be kind to each other!
#melbournelockdown
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ME: (getting out of taxi) Thanks mate.
DRIVER: I’m not an Uber.
ME: (now out of cab at passenger window) Haha, I hear you.
DRIVER: I’m not an Uber.
ME: ...Yep... *a little confused*
(pause)
DRIVER: You need to pay me.
ME: Oh shit sorry! 😳
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What did you do when you finally came out of hard lockdown??
Sat on the couch and watched an excruciatingly drawn out American Presidential election on TV.
#Election2020
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Probably too dangerous to open up until the government is fully briefed about Dusty’s premiership celebration plans.
#melbournelockdown
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Nick Daicos has 38 touches and kicks 2 goals v Brisbane. No votes.
41 touches v Giants (in easy win) no votes.
He’ll have to settle for Premiership medallion on Saturday. I’m sure he’ll be ok with that.
Go Pies
#Brownlow
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It’s funny when people become experts on obscure sports during the Olympics.
It’s way less funny when people do it with epidemiology during a global pandemic.
Follow health advice. Get vaccinated.
#COVID19Aus
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The world is on the brink of self isolation. I’m starting to truly believe the coronvirus is a co-lab between Netflix & Uber Eats.
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After the Michael Clarke drama is December 17 becoming a new possible date for Australia Day?
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I mean Brook would have got his ton if he wasn’t caught. Aussies cheating again….
#TheAshes
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New Zealand, hold your Prime Minister tight tonight, you don’t know how lucky you are... actually I think you do... @TheProject_NZ
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One of my favourite Olympic moments ever!!!!
Thank you @Patty_Mills @Joeingles7 @daanteee @matthewdelly @MatisseThybulle @aronbaynes @JockLandale @ChrisGoulding43 @JoshBGreen 🥉 🔥
#Tokyo2020 @BasketballAus
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If only Australia was one big key marginal seat there would be free antigen tests for EVERYBODY!!
#auspol
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Absolutely stunned @FOXSportsAUS has let @Neroli_M_FOX go. One of the brightest stars on that network. Rivals will be lining up & smashing phones.
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Just to be clear...
Have I left @theprojecttv ❎
Am I on extended sick leave? ❎
On a mental health break? ❎
Am I returning to @theprojecttv @Channel10AU? ✅
Have I been filming the 2nd season of How To Stay Married? ✅
Am I back this Mon? ✅
See you all back Monday 6.30pm 😊
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Many lovey-dovey thoughts to @MagdaSzubanski who, in this age of slacktavism rolled up her sleeves & got down to business becoming the public face that was always compassionate & fair. Do we owe her a drink? #YES #MarriageEquality
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Thoughts with James Hird & family. We are not the sum of our greatest mistake. Deserves respect & privacy. #JamesHird @EssendonFC
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My thoughts with friends & family of Eurydice Dixon. Never met but from all accounts a funny, friendly, warm woman with the world at her feet. This feels close to home & it breaks my heart. Time for courts to get tough on murderers/sex offenders & for men to take responsibility.
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The @aflwomens has not only been brilliant for @AFL but it’s been inspiring for society. Footy mad young girls can now share the dreams that up until recently only their brothers could strive for.
PS: Pies over Saints by 3 goals. #GoPies @CollingwoodAFLW
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Australia Day. Time to reflect on what a great country this is & how it can become even greater.
Personally I am for changing the date so ALL Australians can celebrate our national day.
This is not a political opinion. It’s simply what I consider to be fair.
#ChangeTheDate
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BREAKING: Carrie Bickmore to coach St. Kilda in 2023. A done deal.
#AFL
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Was hoping the news that was coming through a few hours ago was a mistake. Thoughts to Danny Frawley’s family & his close friends. He was always fun to be around and put so many smiles on so many faces over the years. Sad day for football lovers. #ValeDannyFrawley
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YES!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING YES!!!!!!!! 🌈✌️✊️💕 Well Done Australia!!! 🇦🇺 #SSM
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Good luck to all journos reporting on Covid cases in Cairns getting through the sentence “Yorkey’s Knob has had a deep clean”.
You are more professional than me.
#covid19qld #COVID19
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Donuts are apolitical Sam. Victorians are over cheap stunts by this bloke. We know how many have died & are thankful more didn’t. This politician hasn’t done a thing to help.
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For those non-sports fans glued to American Election coverage. This is Test Cricket. It’s weirdly engrossing because you just know as soon as you decide to walk away you’re going to miss the big wicket!
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And today I am of the opinion that the penalty shoot out system is completely fair*
#TheMatildas
*subject to change*
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Was always humbled to be in the presence of Dame Olivia Newton John. Incredibly modest, incomparably sweet. Like few others she beamed love & light. Beneath that was a fierce determination & undeniable courage.
A sad day. Another icon gone.
Vale ONJ 💔
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Maybe Americans shouldn't be allowed to vote in American elections anymore. #ElectionNight
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After visits the Dan Murphy’s, a cake store and Off Ya Tree at least he is ready to isolate. 🤞
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One morning we will be watching the NSW presser and a rope ladder will swing into frame. Dr. Chant will grab hold and be choppered away. We will wave and say “good luck Dr. Chant. You did your best”.
#covidnsw
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I’ve never seen Anzac Day celebrating/glorifying war. It’s not a day in which we pat governments on the back. It honours our country men & women who risked & sacrificed their lives in a fight for freedom. In all this the tragedy & horror of war is clear & vivid. #LestWeForget
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If COVID is a hoax you have to admit the rollout has been stunning.
Ideologically opposed governments around the world all bought in ✅
Global media with diametrically opposed philosophy/agendas ✅
Worlds top scientists ✅
Yet no paper trail.
Stunning.
#COVID19Aus
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Shout out to those in #Shepparton who are in quarantine & getting tested because of one persons extremely shitty behaviour. Thank you.
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How wasn’t that a 4?? And why didn’t Stokes call it in the “spirit of cricket”??!!!
#TheAshes2023
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The way @IanThorpe talks about elite swimmers is like he is walking us through the fine wines of the world and I bloody love it! 🍷
#Tokyo2020 #TokyoOlympics #Thorpie
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Melbourne. Victoria. I love you. It’s over. Despite living through the same lockdown we have all experienced it a little differently. Be kind.
Go hug friends and family. X
#COVID19Vic #lockdown
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15 years ago today I got lucky. Real lucky!! Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary my love!! (PS this tweet is made of crystal!!) 👰🤵
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Had pleasure of meeting Murray GF week @CollingwoodFC. I said “G’day Murray”, he replied with surprise “how do you know who I am?” I said “don’t you know? You’re famous!” He smiled “I’m a nobody” to which I replied “no mate, you’re MUCH more than that!” He certainly was. RIP 😞
With deep sadness, we acknowledge the passing of Murray Swinton, an inspirational man + friend to many at the club - magpi.es/2pQCWau Our thoughts are with his wife Tracie, sons Mitch + Nick + all he gave comfort to as he fought motor neurone disease #sidebyside
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Over the bloody moon! 723,000 Aussies tuned in across the country to #HowToStayMarried last night. Won’t bore you with demos but they are 👌👌👌 too. Thanks everyone for generous support & amazing feedback. We are all a bit chuffed. More 🇦🇺 comedy on networks please!!
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Tonight @theprojecttv I present a story about my great mate, comic genius & the nicest bloke you’ll never get the chance to meet Richard Marsland. We lost him way too soon. Let’s keep talking about mental health. #Mentalhealth
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Sat down as a family and watched The Castle last night. Kids loved it. Admittedly, I had forgotten how many f-bombs Dennis Denuto drops over that broken printer!!
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In the mid 90’s Collingwood was a mess. Uncompetitive, lost our swagger on/off field. Eddie McGuire came along & rebuilt the club finally delivering the 2010 flag. Yes he put himself in the firing line plenty of times but his passion, work ethic for the Pies can never be denied.
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When I was 7 my cousin, Matt (same age), was in a fight with leukemia. Somehow Bert found out Matt wanted a bike so he sent a cheque for $25. Years later I met Bert when I was a guest on GMA. I was able to thank him personally for his gesture. He was as kind as he was funny.
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17 Kiwi’s caught sneaking into Melbourne. I don’t want to celebrate people doing the wrong thing but it’s nice to feel wanted.
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Yeah Baaaaaabbbbyy!!!! Amazing mate. Freakin’ amazing!! @DylanAlcott 🏆👊 🇫🇷
That feeling when you win your first ever FRENCH OPEN BABY!!! An honour to be the first ever Roland Garros Quad Wheelchair Champion ... As always thank you to everyone for the love xxxxx #rolandgarros
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MITCH MARSH: *CRACK*
CAMERA MAN: where the fuck is the ball?
DIRECTOR: Just point it at the stands!!
#TheAshes2023 #TheAshes
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