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What's your thoughts on Khvicha Kvaratskhelia? Tottenham are interested in him and from what I've seen he looks good
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My Mum just told everyone that I can name every single Tottenham score in the last 15 years, including the goalscorers & they all got their phones out and started quizzing me. Pretty sure the whole family thinks I'm autistic now. Cheers Mum.
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Just went on my Watford career mode all the way back in FIFA 20 so reply some footballers and I'll tell you where they are in 2025
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This Shakhtar team is far too woke for my liking. What's happened to the 5 star skill Brazilians and a backline full of 33 year old Ukrainian skinheads man
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Married his childhood sweetheart who he has four kids with, donates to both armed forces & mental health charities while having his own mental health foundation, doesn't drink or smoke, been caught up in zero career scandals which is rare for a 32 year old footballer with his fame.
That's not even mentioning things like being both his nation's & boyhood club's all time goalscorer. 6 golden boots, 4 of which being in the Premier League & the World Cup.
All of this yet Harry Kane is one of the world's most disrespected & disliked footballers of all time. Bizarre. He is everything a child should look up to.
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This pic is going to be the new Rio to QPR meme ffs
🚨🟣 Official: Kyle Walker joins Burnley on two year contract from Man City.
“When I spoke to Scott and heard about his plans for next season, it was an opportunity I jumped at. He's done an amazing job here, guiding the Club back to the Premier League with a 100-point haul”.
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Imagine if you were only allowed a haircut based on league position, Seamus Coleman would look like Rapunzel
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Guys I think I've clocked it. He's the footballer version of Thogden. The mannerisms are identical😭😭
Declan Rice pretended not to celebrate his goal against PSV after getting grief for celebrating his equaliser against Manchester United last Sunday 🤣🔴
📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK
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Today's generation don't even know who Brad Guzan is...
This is the goalkeeper against whom Messi scored two goals today 😭😭😭
Community note
Bradley Edwin Guzan is an American professional soccer player. He played for professional teams such as Aston Villa from 2008 to 2016.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Guza
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Just opened a Christmas card from my millionaire grandparents and there was no money inside
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Tottenham's 2 most iconic European nights & Andre Onana was in goal for both of them
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If this is real he's an absolute prat. So much for all the fans that supported you. Literally going rogue and sinking his value to get a move
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One of football's biggest mysteries how Michy Batshuayi has never played for Everton. He's the most Everton striker to have ever Everton'd
🚨🚨| NEW: Galatasaray have reached an agreement to sign Michy Batshuayi on a free transfer. It's a 3-year agreement. 🟡🔴
From Fenerbahce to Galatasaray. 😳
[@yagosabuncuoglu]
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Hahahaha no one can even get mad at him because he quite literally wasn't involved in our bad run. what a boy
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He gets mocked for his looks by tonnes of people (so much that he became a meme)
He takes the joke well & goes along with it
The very same people making the jokes are now claiming he's milking it
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Crazy to think that free kick resulted in nothing while this free kick resulted in a European trophy
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Missed a sitter on rocket league and the opponent typed "Nice shot!"
DAZN France
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"I watched Joe Sugg when I was 10"
"I watched Roman Atwood when I was 10"
What I watched when I was 10:
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West Ham fan describing what David Moyes is like to Everton fans
Football Laughs
Congratulations, your safety is now secured. You’ll be in Europe soon and playing on the biggest stages.
Look after this man. He is a true legend.
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Grealish & Maddison in the same team
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Jurgen Klopp Telling Ryan Mason to "focus on other things" due to Mason complaining about Skipp getting a head injury is crazy when you remember Mason's career got short at 25 due to a serious head injury.
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The fact this has got 10k likes just exposes the modern football fan. Acting like this is some sort of courageous act of loyalty that deserves to be applauded let alone even be mentioned.
That's the bare minimum, anyone who watched Barca vs PSG over their own club was never actually a fan to begin with.
Yes I'm going to watch Arsenal vs Olympiacos over Barcelona vs PSG, my love for this club knows no limits.
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Vicario's legs are gonna go to jelly in an atmosphere like this. 6'7 Forster needed. The type of game you need soldiers. Play every South American. Romero, Richarlison, Bentancur? You're all in. Dragusin can play at right back. He's got that Eastern European hardman no nonsense feeling about him. This is no place for 18 year old Archie Gray to play RB. Kulusevski has balkan blood, start him.
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Bissouma before balloons: 0 goals in 56 games
Bissouma after balloons: 1 goal in 1 game
Keep doing balloons pal 🎈
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It was obviously done with good intentions let's not make him look a wrongun for it
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That's nothing. I was literally 40 ft away from a Russian missile being fired back in 2011
UEFA Europa League
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This is the footballing equivalent of Mr Beast getting involved in the joke. Memes dead now. Was fun while it lasted 🕊️
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"Sarr is training, though"
No James Maddison or Lucas Bergvall in open training for Tottenham.
Sarr is training, though #thfc
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Harry Kane. One of the greatest strikers in this generation (for me the best). Tottenham & England's all top time goalscorer, a top class human, married his childhood sweetheart, doesn't drink or party, donates & sponsors many charities & he's probably the only footballer who's 31+ to be not involved in any scandals or controversies. The perfect role model for any kid growing up.
Despite all this, he's hated by 90% of the footballing world because of his lack of silverware. Just absolutely bizarre. Harry Kane is one in a billion
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He’s not keen on Tottenham move. He already said no to them earlier this summer and he was already aware Spurs are in the Champions League,it’s not a secret. He only ends up there if Arsenal don’t push with Crystal Palace. Eze gave Arsenal his word and he’s been waiting since, but the question is how long can he wait.
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Don't wanna be that guy because I like Johnson a lot but I sense the nastiest 27 match goal drought after this international break
🇮🇸 0-1 🏴 11'
HE CAN'T STOP SCORING!!!!
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#NationsLeague | #TogetherStronger
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Doesn't sound too glamorous when you word it as a '2. Bundesliga side' but when I found out it's Schalke, can you blame him? Managing Plymouth in League One in comparison to managing Schalke, one is a hell of a lot more appealing than the other
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Nostalgia is a dangerous drug because why do I miss seeing this on my TV knowing full well it meant Roy Hodgson was about to serve up 90 minutes of Jack Wilshere & Fabian Delph passing it sideways
wba 𓅪
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If they deduct a few points from us, you know what? Fine.
But if they strip us off all of our trophies since 2008 that's where I'll begin to have serious problems.
🚨BREAKING:
The FA has said it is prepared to review evidence of potentially serious breaches of agent rules in a transfer involving Tottenham Hotspur, Portsmouth and Jermain Defoe.
An investigation has found that during a private hearing concerning the transfer of Defoe to Spurs in 2008, it emerged that Defoe, Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy and Harry Redknapp, all dealt with an unlicensed agent.
Breaches of FA agent rules have led to clubs being deducted points and bans for directors. Luton Town were deducted 10 points for breaking Agent Regulations.
Independent experts have told The Times that a failure to comply with these regulations should be regarded as an extremely serious matter, potentially leading to heavy sanctions.
Clubs can be hit with a transfer ban, a points deduction or even relegation.
@thetimes
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Signed these two & Tanguy Ndombele for a combined £130m that summer, we let of all three of them for a combined £4.3m.
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It may be hard to imagine now but Harry Kane was in an identical situation to Dane Scarlett at age 21, the same age Dane is now.
Harry came off the bench to score a winner at Villa Park. That happened in November & up until that point, he didn't start a single league match that season. He was behind Adebayor & Soldado in the pecking order.
This goal made Harry get a chance in the starting lineup & he never looked back since. Ended up getting 21 league goals when his first start came in November. Let's hope Dane Scarlett can have his very own Villa Park moment after the intl break.
🚨#thfc Randal Kolo Muani's injury is more serious than expected.
This morning's examinations revealed a fractured jaw.
He is out for the France national team.
@FabriceHawkins
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'Stand up if you hate Forest' being chanted by all 4 corners of the stadium. We will be there
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Has to be the most stupid argument ever. I support a wank team so I automatically can't have a say on anything football related. By that logic Carlisle United fans aren't even allowed to say the ball is round
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They have no attackers, we have no defenders, let's just postpone the game @SpursOfficial @Arsenal
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