I look at “X Æ A-12” and hear nothing in my head
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LMAOOOO
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When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir
What’s the funniest phrase in Twitter history?
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Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It’s always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world
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Choose your fighter
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We live in a society…
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“I’m an empath” girl it’s giving master manipulator
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This is all I hear when I read X Æ A-12
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I heard Jeff bezos said Nicki can’t rap
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Is that my bestie in a telfie 🤨
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Look at the material
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Newark is a crazy name for a city so close to nyc…. be yourself
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When the internet needed her most….
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what's the most impressive flow you've ever heard?
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This still has me so weak oh my god
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My coworker caught me drinking these & she goes “You like how that make you feel friend?😕”
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Unfortunately 💔
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White girls saying they have pretty privilege because they can’t bring themselves to call it white privilege 😭
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Forex son or AliExpress item flipping daughter
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Square Enix needs her
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I told my neighbors about my surgery & they proposed a toast. One of them yells, “CUT THEM SHITS OFFFFF!” 😹😹😹😹
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The boys in studio ghibli movies KEEP a bob on them
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Who is J cole literally yall come up with new people everyday to ignore Ice Spice
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This is all I hear when I read X Æ A-12
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It’s so cute seeing pictures of ppl as children & u can just tell they’ve always had the same personality
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They’re tryna ban tiktok while me & all my bitches are learning ASL?
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This stud came up to me at nowadays and was like “the girl u just spoke to is my ex and we live together :) be careful” and then she walked away and giggled exactly like this
She’s gotta be Pampurrd 💅🏾
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Victorian children had Ring Around the Rosie during their plague & we have Pinkpantheress
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They still assigning homework like this nation isn’t about to fall in 1 week
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Replying to @TeamVoygasm
I just hear an empty scream
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“Accused” but went to prison. You mean convicted??
Replying to @Drweloveu
2. Last time He went to prison was 1992 after being accused of raping an 18-year-old "Desiree Washington", a contestant in the Miss Black America pageant. He was sentenced to six years in prison and served three years before being released in 1995.
Community note
Mike Tyson was convicted of Rape by a Jury. Sentenced to 10 years being released early for good behavior. Stating it as an accusation is Disinformation and Incorrect. encyclopedia.com/law/law-magazi
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They’re so real tbh I get it
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Me and my gf don’t argue she tell me to shut up and I do
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It’s the fact that she’s been plotting since September and it worked
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The way young people have bigger brains than a lot of adults
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN
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The next stop being Delancey Essex.. they all need an empanada mama
This Asian gay boy & black lady got into it bad on the NYC train, who side y’all on? 😭
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*SZA’s grandma voice* THEY THINK U STUPID!
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Enough people have said the baby’s name is Kyle. I still hear a scream. Imma start blocking
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Oh??
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Pussy like girls, damn is my pussy gay??
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My mom needs to never have a dream about me ever again oh my god 😭
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Why would he sabotage his company like that
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Replying to @ReallyHotBitch
May they perish
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Biracial sun Dominican rising Brazilian moon Habibi mercury Blasian mars Mexican Venus
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How it feels to be the honorary masc among a friend group of girls
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Replying to @KUNTAKUNTY
Not she mumbled it too omg dhdjksksks say it w your chest!!
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My mom got a video of the fog in Seattle on her flight home today
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Ppl tb I got played… lemme tell y’all something… I got FED 🤷🏽 Also if any of my friends told me they needed help mopping the ocean I would do it because I love them deeply & dearly
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Well. What can be said?
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Replying to @disqohelet
And imma jump every time 🤷🏽
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Yeah I hate capitalism too aha anyways how about you throw me some pussy? How about redistributing that aha
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& while you’re at it, go back to saying “spilled the beans” instead of tea
dear white oomfs: do NOT say crashout. Go back to your roots and say “lose my marbles”
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Venm diagram for your thoughts
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Top surgery tomorrow 🎉
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Hmmmm
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Codependent asff
Frog said, “Toad, I am not going to be happy until you are happy.” “Then I will be happy,” said Toad.
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Wearing my ex clothes n laid up w my new shawty 😩 it's like they both holding me
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The planet has 30 minutes
A Canadian pilot just flew this route near the US border 🇨🇦
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Transphobic dyke is the most embarrassing oxymoron to be
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Here we gooooo here we gooooo
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Replying to @thegentledyke
Bc the air fryer beeped is CRAZY
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Nobody: The white girls who hung out with the basketball players at my high school:
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Yes
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Friend 😭😭😭
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Third option is non-binary rug making child
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Two rugs I recently finished that are hanging on a wall in my apartment 🇨🇩🇵🇸
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Some of my belt collection 🤓
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Me if talking about grief and love was a job
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I love my neighbors 👍🏽 one of them said “ohhh shit my daughter wants that!! u know she be wearing the binders and shit” 😭
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She got me good
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Replying to @SootheTheSavage
Waaaaait no bc whyd I think you were ME before I read ur tweet 😭😭
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Obviously bc it’s the right thing to do, but also bc one day you’ll need it too
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🤷🏽
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If y’all see my baby daddy ordering spinach dip at Cheesecake Factory, DONT INBOX ME!! I already know 🙄🙄🙄
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Me in the nowadays backyard with a kn95 on tomorrow
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Mind u we really were just speaking 😐 like girl… 😭
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Me & my friends on Labor Day
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Me & oomfs showing each other our chests last night lol
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Everybody knows the “I’m so fancy, u already know” part but name one person who knows the “who dat dodat dodatedo dat pee pee poo poo” part
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My insurance approved my top surgery today
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Hellfire
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Def the second for me btw at least she has a brain ykwim
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Also, anything that benefits disabled people will likely benefit you too. It was disabled people who did the work to make curb cuts in our sidewalks mandatory & you know who else benefits from them? Literally all of us
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Replying to @sshadyh
Oh brother this guy stinks 🙄
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It’s Souljaboy Tell ‘Em I’m back
How it feels to be the honorary masc among a friend group of girls
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Replying to @katetpoo
They taste good
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