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Replying to @ohhoe
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holy shit
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Why are men like this
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“Ah, yes, give me something that used to have personality and now looks like it was remodeled by someone who watches too much hgtv”
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My bf told me about these caps for my meds and it’s helped soooo much especially with two doses a day. I never have to question the last time I took it
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Why is viagra still covered by insurance? Im a tax paying citizen that doesnt want to be paying for your choice. An erection isnt a right 💅🏻
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Here is what happened to me at Microsoft and why I am not at all surprised about the email that was going around internally. thread....
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Replying to @tweeteleine
Easy
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new fish tube just dropped
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Here are my sons
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Take on Me by @Takesoup
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I’ve been on brand my whole life
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wow i can't believe it
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Your move emacs
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I’m gonna need to ask all of you who are hot to do this
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Don't we all
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My fav replies are the whiny dudes proving me right
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When the beer has more commits than you
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Men aren’t allowed to reply to this thread anymore unless they Venmo me a dollar. Venmo: ohhoe Sorry these are the rules.
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so wait let me get this straight @lindyli tried to get an endorsement from philly DSA, didn’t, & now she’s on television saying she’d never vote for Bernie even if he got the nomination & has gone on fox to denounce socialism? Can we get these fake ass grifters out of politics?
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has an api ever made you cry
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CURLY PIGEON!!!!!!!
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Since @ryansaavedra tried mocking @AOC for her claim that algorithms are racist (biased) I decided to train a facial recognition model on his face as a lesson.
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The machine revolution has begun and it loves pop punk
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sO clever
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I never knew I needed llama cat content until now
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straight from the issues on the repo lol
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I would like to say to people who are going through similar situations, keep a job journal. Keep track of your accomplishments and when things get weird. It’s not your fault.
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Microsoft is why I stepped down as co chair and why I had to stop participating in node. Microsoft is why I’m not speaking this year. Microsoft is why I constantly question whether or not I’m good enough or belong in tech.
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Anyway. This was only known in backchannels and by friends but I wanted to say it publicly. i didn’t want to write a medium post about it. I just want people to know my story and to stop asking me why I left Microsoft. It’s because I was forced to.
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If you are setting unrealistic environments for your technical challenges, I seriously question whether or not you are going to set up your future employees for success. i
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Shut the fuck up nerd
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Replying to @KaleCaleb
Please delete this, I’m a software engineer that has worked with facial detection algorithms and have given a talk about cyberpunk / surveillance and this just isn’t effective anymore and could get people caught.
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oh hell yeah
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Please just wear a mask and sunglasses, CV Dazzle is a pretty dated study by now and facial recognition especially using IR mapping can recognize you with paint on your face. I know it looks cool but it’s just not that effective.
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Also all the cats
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i made a lil bot for unsolicited opinions
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You all care more about guns than you do about people.
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this is up there for wildest dms I’ve gotten
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can u believe this site is free
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thinking about the 'stat' of women don't generally stay in tech for more than 10 years and also thinking about how i'm in year 11 and i've never been promoted or had a senior title lol
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Look at this silly hamster
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I didn’t. It took me a while to realize I was being managed out. Why would men who I supposedly made uncomfortable try and connect with me on LinkedIn? Why would they lie about this shit? I honestly didn’t know what gaslighting truly felt like until I was at Microsoft
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Seems like Google is still having people do their technicals by coding inside a google doc??? jason has one next week which they told him will be that, and they said. 'study up on leetcode hard questions' STOP MAKING PEOPLE WRITE CODE IN ENVIRONMENTS THEY WON'T BE USING FOR WORK
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There are four things I’d like to encourage every software engineer to do: 1. Always set your undereye concealer with powder to prevent creasing. 2. If you want to fake sick just go into work without makeup. 3. Use as many emoji as you want. 4. Always wipe from front to back.
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Lmao did you actually just not all men
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Good guy with a gun is a bullshit myth
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how is it possible to feel burnt out but also like i'm not working hard enough at the same time
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this is one of the dumbest examples of performative activism in tech that i have ever seen bleepingcomputer.com/news/se…
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Also found out his real name is Aly Ashley Jash if anyone wants to dig a little deeper. I see a bankruptcy. Also lmao this pic from 2005.
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I will say I do not think every team at Microsoft is bad. Everyone at Microsoft isn’t bad, but there are some intense shitty things happening and they have extremely broken systems and no way for people to get out of bad situations.
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I hate that I have to reassure him about how I've done coding challenges that I didn't end up completing, that I look stuff up all the time, that it's ok to not know everything, how you problem solve is the most important part & these types of interviews do NOT reflect that
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Replying to @ohhoe @AOC
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✨ big news ✨ Im starting a twitch stream & youtube channel to help devs feel ok with not knowing everything & make them empowered to try new things! twitch.tv/ohhoe piped.video/ohhoe (soon) Im also launching a d.rip/ohhoe & you can support me ❤️
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this is the “back to normal” news cycle liberals want
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Ppl who grow up poor who end up with tech salaries are either super powerful budgeters who know where every cent goes or are still so conditioned to being broke that you spend like a fiend each time you get paid and def carry too much cc debt
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I had to do @lizzo’s ‘boys’ as cats. Thread:
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i didn’t need a white paper to tell me this but, 💅
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Who is she
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Not really, if the situation was reversed the person yelling would be on the ground in cuffs so fast
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unblock me you coward
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Replying to @1hugegHugues
Men are insecure and unable to remove themselves from generalizations
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Replying to @wwwdotyoutube
My fav
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I got my led lashes! Thanks for the link @RealSexyCyborg
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Sounds like she got rejected by someone she thought she was better than and is holding onto that grudge tbh 👀👀👀
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Omg the @NodeConfEU badges are AMAZING
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The Uzumaki makeup on @rhombuses is done!!!
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Replying to @EWdeVlieger
Sad excuse of a man resorts to textbook smoothbrain insult.
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me at a tech conference
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Replying to @AntonioFrench
Down the thread, but for those who have hearing issues or for those who english isn't your first language:
Here's the transcript: and here's a text version if you need to paste it into a translator: gist.github.com/rachelnicole…
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is this hell
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i broke down this morning & got him the 'cracking the code interview' book which i personally believe is bullshit & you shouldn't have to do anything but learn & build your skills to prove your worth by doing. if this is what jr devs have to do now idk what else i can do to help
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Whoa! A team made a physical version of "keep talking and nobody explodes"!!!! #makeMIT
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We did not get along, no matter what I did it wasn’t good enough and every single quarterly review I had from him was bad. You want to talk about ~ meritocracy ~?? I was hitting ALL my quotas. Yet he turned it into something terrible.
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What? No they’re not. Saying “straight for tv” makes it seem like a hallmark movie when Netflix is working with plenty of the same talent as studios doing theatrical releases, if anything they’re giving smaller mid budget filmmakers a chance again which big studios obliterated.
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Give fry
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Here's the transcript: and here's a text version if you need to paste it into a translator: gist.github.com/rachelnicole…
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Replying to @rachelmillman
I drove an hour each way to Long Island to pick up a Honeybaked ham for Christmas dinner, that night when I took my sleep meds I slept ate some of the ham and just left it out for hours and had to throw it out the next day. Everyone in my group chat said “hambien”
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There’s fucking MUSTARD in here not soap
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MY STUDENT LOAN REFINANCING WAS APPROVED 😭😭😭😭 Fixed rate of 5.8% "we expect you'll be saving about $23,876.40 over the life of your loan" it's a 7 year loan, and ill def be able to pay more than the minimum so it should be paid off even faster.
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If you did get one of those supposed big bonuses, feel free to Venmo or paypal me to make up for the thousands of dollars Microsoft kept me from getting 😇 Venmo: ohhoe HTTP://PayPal.me/ohhoe
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Never forget the reason why it’s always a bunch of dudes saying css and html aren’t programming is because lots of front end jobs are held by designers & ppl who were self taught who are frequently not-men and they’re trying to devalue the work.
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I know a size ZERO woman who has an ass with a TINY bit of jiggle and she loves to post about being ~ thick ~
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rt if you agree
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Wow even canister can’t escape body shaming
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as I’m *walking out the building* I send a tweet saying I’m looking for new opportunities and had multiple people from Microsoft say “join our team” and it felt like I was being kicked when I was down
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I was fired, with cause. Told I was a shitty evangelist, and a shitty engineer. Direct feedback on the latter from when I was fired “while Rachel fixed some very intense bugs she ultimately didn’t write enough lines of code” No severance.
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Amount of ‘women in tech’ speakers lists I’m on: countless Amount of times anyone has ever contacted me from them: 0
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✨ I’m officially on the market ✨ I’m looking for Developer Relations roles, but am open to all opportunities for the right fit. ✨ I’m a senior software engineer with 10 years experience. ✨ International public speaker ✨ Exp w/ hackathons, workshops, etc Let’s talk!
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mask and sunglasses, wearing solid dark colors and making sure you have no identifying characteristics (tattoos, birthmarks, potentially hair ) visible, staying within big groups.
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Wow edgy
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Finished the next piece in my cyborg study! Running 19 rgb led's from a node.js app hooked up to an arduino uno. ✨
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Hi, if the debate has made you sad, I would like to let you know that there's an anime about a cat in a banana. Bananya.
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They said “I made people uncomfortable” because me and the other woman were talking about Valentine’s Day dinner reservations. I felt sick to my stomach. First because my mind was racing trying to think of if I had done ANYTHING inappropriate.
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I thought I was finally going to be able to pay off my student loans with this role. I got nothing. Other people in the org who had been there much less time than me got their full bonuses. I know because they told me.
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