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If you’re not this crazy about me I don’t want it 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
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Apparently Michael Jackson isn't dead he's a wrestler in Brazil
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Just a friendly reminder ❤️❤️❤️
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Relationships are meant to be your safe haven and happy place,not another battle you have to fight.
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Me: bro that weed wasn’t even strong *A few moments later*
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Women who gave the “nice guy” a chance how it ended up. The replies bruh 😳😳😳😳😳😳 (Thread ⬇️)
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How do you even let your wife catch you cheating in 4K 😂😂😂😂
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Men were asked “what shocking secret did you find out about a girl you were dating”. You are not ready for the replies bruh 😳😳😳😳😳 A Thread ⬇️⬇️
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If she wanted to she would. Don’t accept anything less kings
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People were asked “what disturbing sis you discover after a family member passed away” and the replies are definitely shocking 😳😳😳😳😳 (A Thread ⬇️)
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My parents: you don’t even watch TV how do you know what’s going on in the world Me:
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Women were asked “what’s the scariest thing a male friend has ever said to you” and the replies OMG😳😳😳😳 A Thread ⬇️
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People were asked “how did you find out your partner was cheating on you” and the replies bruh 😳😳😳😳 (A Thread ⬇️)
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People were asked what’s the weirdest things they’ve overheard while pretending to be asleep. Replies will have you like 😳😳😳😳 (Open Thread ⬇️)
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People were asked “what’s your family’s dark secret”. Trust me you’re not ready for the replies cus bruh 😳😳😳😳😳 (Thread ⬇️)
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Women 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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A man suspected his wife of cheating when he goes to work so he installed a camera and instantly regretted it. Bro fear women 😳😳 Video in the comments below #ad
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Video is being used to fake engagement where the "full video" isn't even related to the topic this user is claiming it to be. Using the #ad hashtag, does not excuse the post for baiting unexpecting users. The above both go against X's Platform manipulation and spam policy. help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-p
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Somebody is mad at you right now because you picked peace over drama and distance over disrespect.
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This is the part of gangster life they don’t tell you about, they only show you the money and girls
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I wanted to post something motivational this morning then I found this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Women were asked the most extreme thing they’ve done to get laid and bruh 😂😂😂 the comments did not disappoint. #Thread
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The results of using cheap cctv is about the funniest thing you'll see on the internet rn 🤣🤣🤣
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People were asked what’s the secret that you will never tell your partner. The replies 😳😳😳😳 #Thread
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How to stay stress free STEP 1:
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People were asks what was the disturbing things they’ve ever overheard. Bruh 😳😳😳 #Thread
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Who did this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tag an arsenal fan and run
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I promise this tread thread will leave you in Stiches 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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People were asked what’s the worst thing you’ve ever discovered on someone else’s phone. The replies 😳😳😳😳😳 #Thread
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People were asked what’s the creepiest and craziest confession a friend ever made to you. The replies 😳😳😳😳 #Thread
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This shit is too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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When someone is chewing loudly beside me Me:
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How do I explain to my husband that I was drunk and joking with my girlfriends on the phone when I said, “At least he satisfies me financially, even if I can’t say the same for the bedroom you can’t win every time,” and he overheard it?’ I’ll start by saying I love my husband, with my whole heart. He’s kind, hardworking, and has always treated me like a queen. But now, thanks to my drunken mouth, I might have completely wrecked that image for him.
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This is engagement bait and not the original poster's story. nitter.app/ogug8/status/1
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RT if you know this guy 😂😂😂
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Weekend wallpaper thread anyone ?
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A man threw his girlfriend off a 23 story balcony because he caught her cheating on him 😳😳😳😳😳 #ad
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I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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A guy slept with his girlfriend. His revenge will shock you 😬😬😬 #ad
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Fireman came to rescue victims from a burning building only to find his wife with another man. Bro fear women 😳😳 Video in the comments section #ad
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Me the next day after receiving the vaccine
Nigeria to start manufacturing vaccines — NAFDAC
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People were asked what’s the worst thing your partner has ever said to you intentionally or unintentionally. The replies bruh 😳😳😭😭😭 #Thread
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People were asked their story about catching or being caught cheating. The replies 😳😳😳😳😳 #Thread
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People were asked “What’s the secret you discovered that made you leave your EX” and the replies bruh 😳😳😳😳 A Thread ⬇️
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Y'all so 2020 had a review meeting with God. 😂😂😂😂😂 Part 1
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How to leave the friendzone (part 1)
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People were asked “What’s the worst cheating they’ve ever heard.” The replies bruh 😳😳😳😳 (A Thread ⬇️ ) Happy new month
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People were asked what’s the weirdest sexual request you have agreed to or rejected People are just too freaky and wild 😳😳😳 Replies in thread below ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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This is the funniest thing on this app rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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People: Love is in the air Me:
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Last child: I know my rights First and middle child:
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Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My husband is cheating me with his brother 😳 Okay, so, this sounds crazy, and I know it. But let me explain. The last 24 hours or so have been pure hell for me and I'm tired, and I cry constantly. As background; we've been married for five years. Been in an open relationship for three years (we're both bisexual and I'm more than happy that he can explore that side of him with other men, as I'm able to do the same with women). We have rules, though. We've agreed that we're gonna tell each other when we hook up with people.
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People wey normal for this country no fit reach 12 bruh 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Love is temporary but the drip is eternal 🤣🤣🤣
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Today I found out that if you treat others how they treat you.... they seem to get very upset.
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Women were asked the worst relationship advice they’ve received from fellow women bruh the responses got me like 😳😳😳 #Thread
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Wait, what, who does that 😳😳🤣🤣
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Y’all need to stop trying to compete financially with people who steal..
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Which one of them is her husband
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Bras are measured in cups because titties have milk in them
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Saw this one my dad’s status
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This will forever be funny 😂😂😂😂😂
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Girlfriend ditched her boyfriend to party with her friends at a beach house he booked to celebrate her birthday 😭😭😂😂 and you won’t believe how he got his revenge 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 #Thread #ad
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Replying to @BobriskyNG
I don't know who you but your gender no dey this app
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My husband cheated on me with my son's girlfriend. So I have to tell this story because it's almost to crazy to even believe even as I am typing this out I still can’t believe it myself. My husband and I have been together for 20 years now but only married for 6 years. We had hit a terrible time in our relationship two months into our marriage when he was arrested for drug use. I was unaware he was using.I only found this out when he was arrested and sentenced to drug rehabilitation.
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When earthquake hits at the wrong time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Don’t ever think we have forgotten this #EndSARS #LekkiMassacre
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Replying to @nik8shyam
This dude is spitting
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When you’re the only one that saw the fight in school
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This video gets me every single time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ronaldinho The GOAT
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Let’s go
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If you can't do this for me I don't even know why we're friends
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Does the phone come with a plot of land
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People confess the worst things they’ve done at work. This whole thread is wild😳😳😬😬😬 #ad
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Wait for it 😳😳😳😳
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Women were asked what made them take back their cheating Ex’s and the comments had me like 😳😳😳😳 #Thread
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Weekend wallpaper thread anyone
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While you dey wait for mango to ripe another person dey chop am with salt And that’s today’s #mondaythoughts
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How iPhone users look at android users
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Wait a minute Tf is going on here 😳😳😳😳😳
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Today I wish I never came home early because of what I caught my wife doing. I don’t know where to even begin. My hands are still shaking, my mind is spinning, and I feel like my world has just collapsed in front of me. What I’m about to write feels unreal, like a nightmare that I can’t wake up from. But here I am, typing this out, hoping that someone out there might have some advice because right now, I feel so lost.
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This user is engagement farming based on entirely fake stories. From the same user 2 days ago: “My husband cheated on me with my son's girlfriend.” Sorry, that’s not how it works. nitter.app/ogug8/status/1
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“How did you know your marriage was over”. The responses to this was quite scary😳😳😳😳😳 A thread 👇
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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