‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, in Crypto’s Domain
Where wallets were buzzing and apes had no shame.
The charts were all hung with green candles so bright,
In hopes that
$Oddity would moon through the night.
The degens were nestled, still watching their screens,
Dreaming of rockets and life-changing memes.
And I with my ledger, and you with your flair,
Had just settled down for some profits to share.
When out in the chat there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter.
Away to my DEX, I flew like a flash,
Opened the chart, and prepared for a splash.
The moon on the rise of Solana’s great glow,
Gave light to the apes shouting, “LFG bro!”
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a meme-worthy gorilla, sipping his beer.
With a sly little smirk, so bold and so witty,
I knew in a moment, it must be Oddity.
More rapid than rockets, his followers came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
“Now Hodlers! Now Degens! Now Shillers and Stakers!
On Solana! On DeFi! On whales and risk-takers!
To the top of the charts, to the moon, make the call!
Now shill away! Shill away! Shill away all!”
As leverage longs fly when liquidations are nigh,
Oddity soared, to the moon it did fly.
So up to the rankings the project it grew,
With apes in the chat and the devs in there too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard in the group,
The ape memes and jokes from the Oddity troop.
As I scrolled through my feed, still sipping my brew,
I laughed at the chaos that only apes knew.
The figure was glorious, with shades and a grin,
The Oddity gorilla, bringing us wins.
With rockets and moons all drawn at his side,
He laughed as he watched this wild crypto ride.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his plan,
To rally the apes and grow the Oddity clan.
And raising his glass as he turned to the skies,
He shouted, “Merry Christmas—let’s all watch it rise!”
So here we all are, with Sol bags in sight,
Merry Christmas to Oddity, and to all a good night!
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$Oddity to the moon! 🚀
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