♐️♉️♈️ You can find me on the dance floor or at the gym 💕 Texan in California 🤠 $50 DM fee 💸 meredith@obviouslyinc.com
Venice Beach, CA
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Got me defending Jimmy Kimmel and agreeing with Tucker Carlson, I hate it here
Hell has frozen over. Tucker Carlson is calling out the fascist authoritarian Trump regime for insidiously using the assassination of Charlie Kirk as an excuse to abolish the First Amendment, round up Americans, and carry out the Nazification of America.
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“Having sex for money is gross” having sex with Connor from bumble for free is far grosser I promise
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Walking home from the gym and this homeless man sort of rambling to himself stopped and looked me dead in the face and said “Sagittarius” then went back to his rambling
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One of the funniest parts of this whole thing to me is that the mom is like a wholesome cute lifestyle influencer mom who posts nothing that could possibly be considered as provocative yet his ego is so fragile he sees her and thinks “woman online with followers, must be whore”
Matt Rife faces backlash for telling 6-year-old boy that his mother buys his presents with OnlyFans profits.
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Baddie at the nail salon was trying to explain to the nail tech that she wanted 2 nails short and the rest long and after a little back and forth the nail tech goes “OOOHHHHHH. Gay.” and started filing
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Literally everything in this video is bullshit lmao white women in the suburbs are obsessed with thinking they’re gonna get trafficked
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Just saw two girls at Nobu on a date they were clearly being paid to be on while I was also on a date I was being paid to be on and we all made eye contact like “hello sister, I see you” very real recognize real moment
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Yeah I think that’s pretty clear
You do *NOT* need an undergraduate degree to join ICE.
JOIN.ICE.GOV
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I mean to be fair when I was pregnant the doctor did tell me I could have one glass of wine at dinner occasionally but not those other things ever
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This guy is a notorious internet menace, he has been harassing me from diff accounts for like 5 years now! He gets off on the humiliation 🙃
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If you are a guy in the replies here being mad about this, an objectively true statement directed at no one specifically, perhaps you should look inward about why it upsets you personally 🫶🏽
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I feel like there are other options besides a hot guy abusing me and an ugly one who can make breakfast, like there’s for sure a broader range out there
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“Your pics on raya…” are literally just normal photos of me existing while hot. Are you incapable of seeing a hot woman in public without asking her to fuck you? Stupid. Anyway this guy is a professional athlete lol
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I banged this guy who lives in Rome the summer before last; he is in LA right now and just posted a photo of The Grove and captioned it “Paradise.” He lives in ROME. ITALY. And he is impressed with a nice outdoor shopping mall. Alright.
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“The cows are aware the whites are being replaced” do you hear yourself
I am starting to notice that cows are interacting more with whites as if aware that whites are being replaced ---------- and they worry that other races will not show the same moral responsibility and caring for cows.
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They’re pretending to be into the other lesbians that come into the club too, it’s their JOB
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It’s so funny when a guy tells a sex worker “oh you’re just all about money” like yes that is how jobs work why do you sell insurance Carl
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I worked retail for years when I was younger and I loved the store I worked at, loved my coworkers, I was having a generally good time and when I clocked out I was OFF work, could go live my life, no hustle grind set bullshit. If I could’ve done that full time for what I make now I’d probably still be in the mall lmao
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“Mamdani met his wife Rama on Hinge!” Ok well I just redownloaded it for the first time in 3 years and
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Lmao my mom (who is almost 70) practically stops breathing anytime she sees him on tv 😭
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Also, I fuck on the first date all the time! Maybe don’t be gross and have something to offer besides that and you’ll get there on your own! Men really play themselves on a regular basis
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“Find me at Whole Foods, bitch” has entered the lexicon
Hayley Williams reveals Morgan Wallen is the “racist country singer” she is referring to on her track ‘Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party’:
“It could be [about a few people] but I'm always talking about Morgan Wallen, I don't give a s—. Find me at Whole Foods, b—, I don't care”
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I love when a guy tells me he loves how I’m all natural when I’ve pumped thousands of dollars of dysport and restalyne into my face, have lash and hair extensions, fake nails, and microbladed brows. Like yep babe all natural that’s me!!
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I am attracted to men, I see and date them regularly, ones who are hot and normal and are not personally upset by this joke bc they have lives lol
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Being single is honestly a blessing for me during the holidays bc I’m a really great gift giver and when I’m in love I spend money like a drug dealer. Not having a boyfriend has saved me so much money this holiday season, I am simply meant for a summer romance and that’s ALL
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I am begging for this discourse to die, some of my best guy friends are dudes I’ve fucked but realized we are better as friends. Like oh my god grow UP, I’ve introduced a guy I hooked up with once to his now wife and I was IN the wedding!
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You could d** alone, that’s a pretty viable option
Help me out here. I have been on 2 dates with this girl. 24, blonde, runner/former athlete..
Things have been going okay, but I am having a hard time telling if she is a Beautiful Mid or just another Hott Ugly.
She seems wholesome but she gave me her socials last night and I am worried.
Just seen her instagram and I found a butterfly tattoo on her back & there’s a video of her screaming “SHOTS” at the Spaniard.
The problem is she loves her Dad. Is at Church every Sunday and seems like she is really into me.
That Butterfly tattoo screams Hott Ugly. Does Church on Sundays/close with dad clear Saturdays sins?
3rd Date is tonight… she even double texted me to confirm. What do I do here?
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People are arguing with me about whether or not they’ll be allowed to get married in a Catholic Church (they won’t) but that’s irrelevant bc they will have insane megachurch televised pyrotechnics happening at their wedding lol, there won’t be Latin prayer and beautiful organ music, they’re adult converts let’s be serious
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My hair went from the left pic to the right pic (when I curl it) over the course of 4 years bc I stopped bleaching it but also I did wear extensions for like 3.5 of those years in the interim lol
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Let Joe Biden do standup
Biden jokes he’s ‘really not Irish’ because he’s sober, doesn’t have relatives ‘in jail’ trib.al/EPeell6
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My friends have also never forced me to eat a banana out of someone’s vagina against my will either, idk seems like weird friend behavior
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I do buy MY kid’s Christmas gifts with my OF money though. That’s generally how parents buy things for their kids, with money they earn at their jobs. Lmao this guy is such a fucking dork
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In actual tears laughing bc my friend’s grandpa is about to get kicked out of his nursing home for downloading too much porn on the iPads and banging other residents hahaha papaw really got that dawg in him
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Every time I see this man’s face on the timeline I’m filled with rage
I’m the best dressed on X.
Total fit: $29,429
- Burberry hat: $600
- Triple Labubus: $950
- Rolex: $25k
- Cartier ring: $2.5k
- AMI Shorts: $1k
- Crooks & Castles Shoes: $800
- Galerie shirt: $250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
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I hate these “NYE over THIRTY? I will be at HOME in my PJS not at a CLUB!” posts like just say you don’t like to go out, it’s fine, nobody cares. I (38) will be in a gorgeous dress with friends at an amazing party in NYC drinking champagne and dancing til 4am bc I like to party!
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Zachary Levi is a “I’d NEVER pay for an onlyfans, but you can give me a preview” guy, ask me how I know 🙃
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I was seeing a guy 6 yrs ago for maybe a month & broke things off bc he got super weird & too obsessed with me. Like kinda freaked me out. Just found out he beat his wife & got killed by the cops allegedly when he was trying to stab her the other night? Happy Valentine’s Day!
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I HAVE to go to the gym. I could have a state of the art fitness center in my home and I would find every excuse not to use it lmao, going to the gym forces me to actually work out. That said I go to an awesome gym with no creeps and I genuinely enjoy it there!
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Literally me and my ex husband except he was the cool jock in high school and I was the drama weirdo lmao
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I’ve never gotten to this level but depression can really destroy you & having a clean space can like erase your depression symptoms (at least temporarily) so this service for sick people is incredible & I’m glad this woman has the money/platform to be able to do this for free
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Imagine seeing this while on any kind of psychedelic, I would be so scared
furries need to start doing their suits like this because honestly if I saw this I would literally be so happy … nitter.app/i/status/1603290155938…
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Actually no, it shouldn’t be! You know NOTHING about how every parent voted or how Texas is gerrymandered to hell and blaming Texans is classless! My whole family lives in Texas and votes blue. So is it their fault too? People are grieving!
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