Chase@notchaselyons

lifting and gaming super funny and cool guy 24

 satire
twitch.tv/chaselyons
Joined March 2020
i’m acting like i don’t even have school anymore which is definitely not true
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My dentist said I grind in my sleep damn he’s real for that 💯
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you ever see a girl that’s so pretty it physically hurts your chest
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girls love it when you wake up at 6pm and play video games until 10 in the morning and eat half a meal a day
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Y’all need to invest in some $PUSSY 😂
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today i either make $5,000,000 or lose my house
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it’s funny how in america you can say “i think everyone should be able to see a doctor if they’re sick or hurt” and people will disagree with you
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YOU HAVE ONE LIFE. SPEND IT ALL ABUSING STIMULANTS
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girls love it when you have no money and no job and don’t shower or shave and play video games for 14 hours a day
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fucking nerds
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she gave this dude body dysmorphia in 40 seconds
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please explain to me why two consenting adults cannot fight to the death legally
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how the fuck do u “not like tomatoes” grow up
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brutus caught julius caesar down bad in 4k 😂😭
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isn’t that the fucking point???
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DUDE NO WAY I THOUGHT MY CLASSES STARTED NEXT MONDAY BUT THEY FUCKING STARTED TODAY
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we should normalize flipping short people upside down and shaking them in order to get all their money to fall out of their pockets like in a cartoon
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an example of one of these girls would be the girl reading this
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having 100k followers on tiktok is like having 1000 followers on twitter
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Michael
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sorry babe can’t have sex, i’m gaming
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just kidding no they don’t please don’t be like me girls hate me
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Why do people brag about working 100 hour work weeks you are a VICTIM
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damn this shit went nuclear check out my balls
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pack your bags son, I lost the house
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humans aren’t meant to be at work for 8 hours a day we’re meant to be at the gym for 3 hours and gaming for 14 and sleeping for 7
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i’ve seen Froste stream $8000 worth of illegal films and he gets banned for saying cracker
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weed smokers when they don’t smoke before leaving the house
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people my age are having kids and i just spent $300 on a sword
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weed smokers be like take a hit bro it’s fun being scared as fuck for 3 hours
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imagine saying “ratio” to someone and getting 25 to life
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go enjoy your cringe “schoolwork” and “job”. i’ll be gaming.
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what the hell
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REASONS WHY JACKING OFF IS A SPORT (1/139)
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motherfucker that is SPIDERMAN
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it’s very unfair that i do not have a super rich girlfriend that pays for everything for me
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check out this vibrator that goes in your ass
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it sucks so much but is also cool as fuck
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